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  1. parker

    Bourne Supremacy & Catwoman

    That'll bring in the male teenage crowd, errrr... maybe not! :eek:
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    Kyla Cole and hardcore

    I believe I, and others made some good points on that topic in this thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?threadid=4862 And, as an aside, one of my fav threads: :D (shoulda added KC to option 1) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?threadid=7412&highlight=overasked
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    Linsey Dawn's new hardcore?

    Ah Reverend Ebb, where art thou in our time of need? :dunno:
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    Professional cheerleaders get "naked & nailed"

    Re: Kira Kenner Thanks for the webpage with her "biography," but the truth is anybody can type up what they hear and post it. I've seen just as many websites that say her claim of being a cheerleader was fabricated as those who claim it as fact. There is no evidence to support her claim; if...
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    The Exorcist in 30 seconds

    The same people have also re-done The Shining http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html
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    Okay, forget about all those women you've been posting. How about Angela Devi?

    When did these polls become caricatures of themselves? :(
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    Liberal vs. Conservative

    I tried this test. I'm not sure how much I agree with it.... I could see myself and someone with very different views voting the same on a question here and there for very different reasons. My skepticism notwithstanding here's how I fared: Your political compass Economic Left/Right: -5.00...
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    The "Liberal" media

    I saw Fahrenheit 9/11 today, and the one question I asked myself more than any other was, "Where was the media during all of this?" How could they be so blind as to ignore so many earth-shattering stories? I thought Bob Woodward (who was a key figure in exposing the Watergate scandal) lived...
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    US Patriot Act Used In Porn Case... What Next?

    I"m embarrassed to confess that I've never read the Patriot Act... then again, neither did the people who voted for it! :eek: I know it's main purpose is counter-terrorism but I wouldn't be at all surprised if its applications have "broadened."
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    Carmen Luvana :)

    You don't like using..... :mail: do you? :D
  11. parker

    New to the Board

    Though I doubt it was intended, that by far the most Orwellian statement I've read in ages. O'Brien would be proud. :shocked:
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    Why White Girls Like Black Dick! (vid)

    I, for one, never underestimate the power of the media over culture. They are constantly bombarding us with messages, both directly and indirectly, over: what to eat, what to read, which music we should listen to, which films we should see, which clothes to wear, which television shows to...
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    Favourite Music/Most Hated Music

    I find the whole idea of grouping music by "category" distasteful.... it's just something they do in record shops for the sake of convenience. The only preference I will confess to is towards musicians that like to take chances, which I suppose, is a very Rock & Roll way of thinking (though I...
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    Brooke Burke is in fact the sexist woman on the planet?

    How about "vacuous deliberations?" ;) Sorry, but with those choices, I couldn't resist! :o
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    How old is Houston?

    As I understand it, she was in her late 20s when she started, and that was approximately 10 years ago. If you're really feeling bold you might try asking her yourself: http://board.freeones.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=4439
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    Ronald Reagan

    I started a thread some time ago, asking where everybody ranks themselves on the political spectrum. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?threadid=10429&highlight=liberal As for my take on corporations, I think a very interesting thread to read would be the one regarding the recent AIDS...
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    Clock

    Now that is cool! :cool:
  18. parker

    How transport pigs in Asia?

    You took the words right out of my mouth, bibo. :hatsoff:
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    Strongest One There Is!

    Huh? I mean.......... make that........... :wtf:
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    Ronald Reagan

    FF: I believe you've misconstrued my previous postings. Unlike the others here who regularly ****** Bill Clinton from the right, I ****** him from the left. Perhaps that will clear up why I don't hold him in very high regard. ;)
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    Who likes this chubby chick?

    :rofl:
  22. parker

    Fly or Invisible?

    Some suprisingly deep thoughts considering this is a rather whimsical topic.
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    The All Time Most Evil Villain!

    He's also known as "dubya" if that helps. Hey, am I the only one who's going to vote for Dr. Evil? I mean, his name is "Evil." That must mean he's the baddest of them all! :D
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    Is There A Secret World Corporation Conglomerate?

    My answers.... 1. They've already succeeded. The "war" is over, and Wal-Mart won. 2. I think so. 3. I wrote a political science paper in school on that very subject. My answer would be a resounding "yes".
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    Whats the secret to Norths Massive loads?

    He's recently started peddling a herbal supplement, the "secret" to his success. My advice would be "buyer beware." http://www.adult-dvd-store.net/item.php?item=NORTHPILLS
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    Ronald Reagan

    If I may supply an addendum to my previous comments, I'd like to cite this article I found about Bill Clinton and his greatest "achievement," transforming the Democratic Party from a party of ideals to a party of Republican wannabees. I'm a "new" Democrat Bill would say, his eyes glowing green...
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    Ronald Reagan

    Those are some good points... I'd forgotten about the "naming names" one myself. As for the 66 unflatering things, I do feel it necessary to point out that you could easily compile similar lists on other so-called "great" Presidents. I've heard many a pundit say Bill Clinton is one of the...
  28. parker

    g0t m!lk?

    Agreed. She has a presence that's sets her apart from most pornstars. :)
  29. parker

    LoveChess

    I play chess, but I think this version would be a bit too distracting for me! :D
  30. parker

    Robot Bartender/joke

    Aw, c'mon, who needs the FDA anyway? It's just another example of more gov't meddling. Personally I like the idea of not knowing whether or not what I'm buying has been tested as safe. Corporations know better than to sell something that's isn't safe for the consumer anyway, because that just...
  31. parker

    Who will win EURO 2004 in Portugal?

    Greece played well in the tournament, and beating France, the Czechs, and the host nation twice proves that they earned the championship. I doubt you'll ever win a tourney this big again, so enjoy it. :)
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    The All Time Most Evil Villain!

    I wonder what Freud would say about Darth Vader? Oedipal Complex perhaps? He was separated from his ****** at a very young age..... :D (I've never studied psychology, I'm just guessing). Actually, I always thought Darth & the Emperor were a bit too wound up, too stressed out. If they'd...
  33. parker

    What's your sign?

    I don't believe in any of that nonsense, but anyhoo.... I'm a Sagittarius myself. :)
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    A real Priceless Commercial for the people that haven't seen it.

    That's a good one. :D It's also nice to see someone post a video link joke that doesn't have a screaming demon as the punchline. That was cool at first but it's gotten very old very fast.
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    My very first hardcore porn experance!!

    Too much information.........
  36. parker

    The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

    That's not just a lie, that's the lie! ;)
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    What our Leaders are doing...

    What happened to the days when politicians would go abroad and spend tax money on lapdances and hookers? Oh yeah... I forgot these chaps are Republicans. :D
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    Ahhhh!

    She kinda looks like Hiliary Clinton, except much older. Sorry, I couldn't resist! :laugh:
  39. parker

    for all ass admirers...

    Somebody posted this months ago, claiming it was the Women's Brazilian Football (ie. soccer) team. Of course it's not, just some cheescake pictoral that claimed they were (not seriously, however).
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    Catalina Cruz / Jenna Z

    Yeah, he posts here too. The husband, or whatever he calls himself. :rolleyes:
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    Kira Kener

    Yup, Kira Kenner, 100% sure.
  42. parker

    The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

    I envy you. How's that one! :D
  43. parker

    Moderators

    I would agree that there's a vagueness in the wording of the sections. This is most likely due to the fact that the use of "FYFB" has changed over time. Originally it was used for the exact purpose you described, and the wording was much suitable back then..... hence your mistake, which I've...
  44. parker

    Dodgy Email...

    If this is a ploy to rip people off, it sounds like one where many would be taken. I've never shopped online personally, so I can't draw from any experience, but I'd say that the best way to proceed would be to e-mail eBay and confirm that they really sent this message.
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    Fourth Of July

    I wouldn't jump to conclusions.... there are other possibilities to consider. Like this...
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    long forgotten tv shows

    Damn, you hit upon a good one with Battle of the Planets.... I simply loved that show! I've even d/l some episodes off Kza just to see them again. Not only did it have brilliant animation (I speak as an amateur now), but the characters, especially Mark and Jason, were so well-developed.... so...
  47. parker

    Fourth Of July

    I can't imagine joining a forum like this and making that your first post. For the record, my first post was a picture of Adriana Sage's butt.... I'm kinda proud of that! ;) BTW, I'm not going to bother with a rebuttal.... as the saying goes, "I wouldn't even know where to start," and I...
  48. parker

    Tattoo or *****

    You got that one right! I like Friday as much as anybody, but what she did was ridiculous, not to mention tacky. I'd also throw in Janine's name, her tattoos look simply dreadful. :throwup:
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    Michael Moore

    BTW, anyone who believes MM is promoting the Democratic Party should see the music video for "Testify," by Rage Against the Machine. It was directed by MM (he even makes a cameo appearance in it), and I think it very accurately shows what he thinks of both political parties.
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    Michael Moore

    Democracy is full of flaws, but I like to think that it's a work in progress, ;) and the daily struggle to make it work is the most worthy cause of all. However, when it comes to describing democracy aptly I defer to the person I enjoy quoting more than any other: It has been said that...
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