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  1. parker

    Chasey Lane Anal?

    I guess you could say I grew up in the "Chasey Lane era of porn," and the best way I could describe her would be to say she was a gorgeous woman who did very little of anything.... sort of the way Tera Patrick is now. Does that answer your question? :)
  2. parker

    Few Classic Pornstar videos

    I normally don't care for short clip videos like this, but the chance to see some greats from the past make it well worth it in this case. Well done, Rush! :hatsoff:
  3. parker

    George Bush Desktop

    I'd like to respond to these comments, but the "Kum Ba Ya" reference (correct spelling), had me laughing too hard to think clearly! :jump:
  4. parker

    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    You know I'm going to be citing this quote the next time you disagree with me! :D As for "scratching her off your list," yes that's too bad, but the list of hot latinas is so long taking any one name off would barely make a difference. :)
  5. parker

    Who would you bend over and fuck like the bitch they are?

    None of the above. :tongue:
  6. parker

    best type of porn scene

    This is the very first I ever started here, almost a year ago... didn't think I'd ever see it again! Amazing! :coolman:
  7. parker

    Jessica Simpson

    If that's the entire set then that's one of the most disappointing ***** pictorals I've ever seen from Maxim.
  8. parker

    Keep on rockin and rollin!!

    Best of luck, Madman. As for the "banning" request, that's not really necesary. Just because you're not posting doesn't mean you have to be ******, and, who knows what the future holds? You may decide to drop in for a visit again sometime. Once again, good luck. I know you'll be truly...
  9. parker

    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    Sunny Leone's ancestry is from India.
  10. parker

    Paris Hilton

    One of your best posts, Felty! :hatsoff:
  11. parker

    Weres George at ?

    Computer problems, eh. I thought that from the start. Nice to see you've returned, georges. :glugglug:
  12. parker

    Teagan looks like Britney spears.

    Make that 2 out of 3. I've read on some websites (sorry, no links) that she's stated for the record she won't do IR any more. I don't know this for a fact, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of the studio heads got to her. They're very '90s in their mentality.... ie. 1890s.
  13. parker

    When will they do porn?

    See what I mean about pining over dodgers? It's all over this thread! You people must be masochists or something. :rofl:
  14. parker

    Alexis Amore Contract with Anabolic.

    I agree with biglu's remarks but in general I **** the contract system since it seems to essentially limit what a performer will do and who they get paired with. Once in a while it works out OK, like in this case, but mostly it's yet another tool used by the industry to control the talent. Is...
  15. parker

    Ronald Reagan

    US foreign policy, especially w/ regards to the Middle East, has been at best "shortsighted" from the beginning, and there are many examples of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" ideology from history. Unfortunately, it's still going on today. While I could criticize Reagan as much as...
  16. parker

    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    That last set was new to me, thanks, XTZ. :hatsoff:
  17. parker

    Five best soundtracks

    I mostly don't care for soundtracks, maybe the odd song here and there, but that's about it. Therefore, I doubt I could give a "serious" answer, but, if I may, I'll mention one of my guilty pleasures, the soundtrack for This is Spinal Tap. Every time I hear "Sex ****" I can't help but laugh...
  18. parker

    Teri Weigel

    Yeah but I bet that primate couldn't fake moaning and groaning half as well as Teri could. :D (I assume you meant to call her something that refers specifically to monkeys, like simian, since the word primates includes humans as well as monkeys.)
  19. parker

    glk35 leaving

    Good luck and take care. :glugglug:
  20. parker

    Who's the Sexiest Woman in Music?

    Just as a side note regarding those that revere Shania Twain, I have an anecdote to tell: I know two people that have met her, on separate occasions, and they said the exact same thing about her, basically that's she a very rotten person that's treats those who work for her with contempt...
  21. parker

    Where to find a site with milfs?

    I know I've said it many a time before, but God do I **** that guy who plays the milfhunter. Someone should beat the crap out of this creep. Just look at how he mugs for the camera..... I'd put a serious hurt'n on him myself if I ever got the chance...
  22. parker

    Dumb pornstars!?

    That's what I call a think tank. :D
  23. parker

    Teagan looks like Britney spears.

    I can't believe you chaps have just figured this out.... wasn't that rather obvious? BTW, Anetta Keys looks like Alicia Keys. :laugh: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?threadid=11515&highlight=alicia+keys
  24. parker

    When will they do porn?

    Never. That's why I don't waste my time on them. There must be 20 or so pages on the Tiffany Teen thread, Girl B teen has another 10 pages, Girl C dodger has another 15 pages, etc, etc... I don't even know half their names anymore.... and in all of those pages you'd be lucky to find any...
  25. parker

    When will they do porn?

    My condolences for any distress my news may have caused mate. You being our resident LDM expert I'd assumed my news was going to come as less of a shock than it did.
  26. parker

    reply without being logged in

    This happens to me quite frequently as well bibo. Honestly, I thought it was nothing out of the ordinary... just the system logging you out after a few minutes of inactivity. If I take more than a couple of minutes to write a message I always "Ctrl + A," "Ctrl + C,".... ie. select all, copy...
  27. parker

    When will they do porn?

    I dug up this quote because I came across an ad whereby LDM was working as an ****** in New York City (albeit for only a week). An info on this Rev? I didn't think this was part of Linsey's repertoire. http://eros-ny.com/sections/xxx.htm
  28. parker

    Porn Film Studies Class?

    Apparently, UCSB (in California for those that are unaware) offers a film studies class in XXX porn. Here's a couple of stories I found on it: the first is about guest lecturer Steven Hirsch (from Vivid Video), and the second is about guest lecturer, actor and director, Sean Michaels. Would...
  29. parker

    Pong

    I missed this thread first time around. Good find, Tachi! :rofl:
  30. parker

    Post links to your "Art Work" here!

    Good work, Felty. :D
  31. parker

    Joke of the gay

    I think you have to take it on a case by case basis. There's a fine line between just kidding around and being a bigot.... everyone draws that line at a different place to be sure. I might be in the minority on this one but I didn't think the punchline in this joke crossed that line. :2 cents:
  32. parker

    o.o

    I was hoping "o.o" stood for one of my current favs, Olivia O'Lovely. I guess you chaps still haven't gotten around to her. Oh well, maybe one day. lol Tachi: You lost me with that animation mate. Care to explain?
  33. parker

    your porn name

    "You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as: Lord Steele"
  34. parker

    Gotta ask: Why the "teens"????

    For the most part I'm not interested in "teens," but I'd further extend that disinterest to include young underweight women with little or no figure (eg. Paris Hilton), that are regularly being appauded here. I'm not into boyish looking women no matter how old their birth certificate says they are.
  35. parker

    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Frank Zappa
  36. parker

    Whats your weight?

    Much thanks. :hatsoff: Over the years I've met a few hardcore runners who've said the exact opposite, not because they were faster, but because they only ran on paved surfaces. Running on uneven terrain, with hills, trees, sand, water (haven't done any bogs in years however ;)), makes a huge...
  37. parker

    Whats your weight?

    Sorry, meant to say 6.5 km .... I still like to use that measurement. Rest was correct however.
  38. parker

    Whats your weight?

    What's with all these polls, anyway? If it makes you feel better, I'll answer them, but all in one posting: :D Hair: light brown Eyes: light brown, tho the ladies prefer to say "hazel" Height: 5'10 Weight: 185 lbs Skin: white Did I miss any? And in case you have any of the following poll...
  39. parker

    Why a Brazilian?

    Yes, I know, but I'm trying to forget! :eek:
  40. parker

    ID on Hot babes

    The brunette dead centre is Teri Weigel, looking more run-down than ever, lol!
  41. parker

    Why a Brazilian?

    That would be my guess as well. Most of those skimpy outfits like thongs are associated with Brazilian women or, at least, they should be. ;)
  42. parker

    Don't be shy guys!!

    :rofl: The rest of you could lighten up a bit!
  43. parker

    Classic Star Wars Trilogy on DVD

    I'm not a Star Wars expert by any means, but I know a thing or two about money, lol! Drawing from that "expertise," my guess is they decided to start with the movie that had the best chance of being a success, was the cheapest/easiest to make, etc, etc. Keep in mind that that they were...
  44. parker

    Chicks who everyone loves...

    I prefer the classic pornstars.... of the more current ones I'd choose (and I'm sure I'm forgetting many others): Alexis Amore Devon Micheals Ava Devine Ice La Fox Vicky Vette Ryan Conner Lanny Barbie Kiana Bradley Kaylani Lei Gina Lynn Anetta Keys Aurora Snow Belladonna Sylvia Saint Lorna...
  45. parker

    Chicks who everyone loves...

    Don't know where that list of "most popular babes at Freeones" is.... but if I remember correctly, I didn't like about 90% of them.
  46. parker

    canadian girls

    Off the top of my head, Alexandria Quinn Lanny Barbie Kiana Bradley Shyla Stylez Sunny Leone
  47. parker

    Photoshopped pics

    I always feel a bit "cheated" when I come across a nice photo that been digitally altered. Is that a fair statement, or am I making a big deal out of nothing? I realize that all women (and of course all models) are always doing things to "enhance" their appearance, such as only wearing clothes...
  48. parker

    Miss World to Porn

    As far as I know that's never happened, unless you're referring to former Miss Nude World/Universe/whatever's. Prolly been a few that have posed nude at one time or another however. Vanessa Williams' scandal of posing before she won Miss America is likely the best known of that category.
  49. parker

    where u all from then

    Beautifully said... brought tears to me eyes. :******: Cheers amstrad.
  50. parker

    Condoms or not?

    Been quoted, 'ave I? Well, that's quite flattering if I say so me-self! lol! :hatsoff: As for the question at hand, I've prolly seen more than my share of films despite my relative youth, so I do feel I have a rather "educated" opinion. I can certainly relate to those who've said they...
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