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    Wifey

    The wifey galleries keep getting better and better. Much thanks to all! :hatsoff:
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    Felicity Fey

    Another "model," huh. Not bad... she might capture my attention for a bit. Thanks for the introduction. :hatsoff:
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    A qestion to the men on here

    I've probably created around a dozen or so polls and no doubt the first couple were not up to par. The thing to remember is: no matter how interesting the idea may be the poll will be a failure if the question and/or possible responses are poorly worded. It takes a bit of practice to get good...
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    Ugliest Porn Stars? gulp..

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    Wifa and I both interested in seducing our neighbour

    Indeed! For a moment I thought I was reading the intro to one of those "Dear Penthouse" letters. :D Seriously, however, I'd say that if you're into that sort of thing you might as well give it a go with this ladyfriend of yours. I'm a strictly monogamous person, but I've met of a few of your...
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    dancing gril

    I like the dancing girl, but please no more "dancing Spiderman." :scream:
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    7 more days!!!

    Not I. I don't think I'm alone in saying that neither frontrunner has much in him to get "excited" about.
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    Pushing it..

    Really hard to say if she's ******** or not, but my guess would be "no." As someone pointed out, looks can be deceiving - I myself am 25 but many think I look 18-20. I will say one thing: despite her youthful-looking face "Emily" has more curves to her than many of the girls that I see forum...
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    Gonzo Porn...love it or **** it

    I agree. :)
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    A qestion to the men on here

    Variety is the spice of life (in other words, it's all good). :)
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    are you a freak

    I don't think much of these so-called "tests," but for the sake of being a good sport... Need to be unique: 84% Need to NOT conform: 97% Willingness to express dissent: 94% Overall score: 90%
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    Please help undersupported US soldiers

    I'd like to do some investigating on the site first. Unfortunately the number of fraudulent groups posing as charities has caused to me become extremely wary when it comes to making donations. Otherwise it's an excellent idea. I do some volunteer work for charity, and don't mind making the...
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    Holy ****! Bush and Kerry are Related!

    Read this
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    Leaving the board.

    Farewell! :wave2:
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    gorgeous legs!!!!!!!!?

    Very nice indeed! :glugglug: ... though for the life of me I've no idea why she's got one white shoe and one black.
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    Holy ****! Bush and Kerry are Related!

    Arnold who? Palmer? ;) Because if you mean "Schwarzenegger," there's a law against that.
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    Unbelievable babe from video "call on me"

    Good call, Jackson, and I commend you on your work. :hatsoff: She does seem a bit too "uncommon" to have not done anything before this video.
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    Ashlee Simpson

    I don't watch the programme very often but I was under the impression that the musical performances were real. Is that not the case? I do recall having had the (mis) fortune of seeing Justin Timberlake perform on SNL some time ago.... and was profoundly disturbed by how weak his vocals were...
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    Jessie Capelli Penthouse April 2004

    My antivirus software, Norton Antivirus, automatically deletes a virus before it can infect my PC, so I had no difficulties with it. I see no need for hostilty, I was simply giving a warning for the others. I guess I shouldn't do that in the future. I rarely post links either, and if hostile...
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    Holy ****! Bush and Kerry are Related!

    Actually, Bush and Kerry share several common relatives.... ;) ($1 note) George Washington ($2 note) Thomas Jefferson ($5 note) Abraham Lincoln ($10 note) Alexander Hamilton ($20 note) Andrew Jackson ($50 note) Ulysses S...
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    Worst Movie Ending Ever

    I see your point despite the fact that I saw The Matrix as being more than just a "good, brainless action flick." I was a bit shocked by that bit of footage as well, however I took it to be merely a demonstration that the skills he'd acquired were now well beyond the scope of the film and had...
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    Kira Kener

    New one for me...
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    Jessie Capelli Penthouse April 2004

    She's not my cuppa tea, but I thought I'd post this link for those who are interested: Jessie-Jana Cova BTW, I tried to click on the first link posted by amstrad, to see if I was duplicating his post, and the link contained a virus! :eek:
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    What do you think about her?

    :shocked:
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    Gonzo Porn...love it or **** it

    I'm amazed so many are unfamiliar with the term. :confused: As for myself, I'd say, "it's all good." I can appreciate what each of movie brings to the table, though when it comes to features I've not see any current films that can hold their own next to the classic films from the 70s and 80s.
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    Worst Movie Ending Ever

    There are very few movies I like that have weak endings, and that's not a coincidence. Many films will try to be original, thought provoking, etc, but then ruin eveything they've accomplished in the previous 2 hours by resorting to a typical Hollywood ending (ie. an ending where every loose end...
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    I remember that thread well: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?threadid=9335 ... mostly because it produced the funniest post I've ever seen on this board. Had me laughing for days: Now that's what I call witty... :D
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    Brooke Burke 2004 Playboy Spread

    The photos of Brooke taken in the jungle are by far her best (and those are readily available on the net), but thanks for the others. :hatsoff:
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    Britney and Anna?

    If such a video existed, you can be sure it would have "accidentally" been ****** onto the internet by now. ;)
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    Is it just me?

    Unless you're referring to women who only perform w/ their husbands, you'll notice they are fucking everyone.
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    Ex Anna Naked

    Busted!
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    whats your favoret bulletin board forom

    Not I, but I wish I had! What a ridiculous option to have included in this poll... :D
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    I know that predictions don't mean much but wow....

    Predictions are great... faulty predictions are not! :tongue: Many of the red states (ie. Republican) are still in contention, with Florida being the most crucial of them all.... whoever wins Florida will likely win the election. With regards to the map being "mostly red," keep in mind that...
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    bikini babes

    This photo offends on so many levels.... :laugh:
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    Ava Devine

    You'd have a hard time finding anyone here who's more critical of implants than I, but I'm mad about Ava Devine. Her sexy personality is captivating and her enthusiasm infectious. Some pornstars, Jenna Jameson for example, are so devoid of any heat that I often wonder if they misatakenly...
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    Catherine Zeta Jones Nipple Show

    I must be one of the few people who find photos like this hopelessly boring... :*****:
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    Americans, Don't Let Anyone Steal Your Election Again!

    Too late, I'm afraid...
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    John Kerry many faces.

    I like the biker photo! ;)
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    Need ID of Gal in Vid

    The first link doesn't work for me, but assuming it's Aylar Dianati Lie... I've found several of her vids at Overnet (a p2p application). I'm sure K@zaa must carry them as well. There's a thread on her somewhere in the "Talk" section. She was a contestant in a Miss Norway pagent who was...
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    Paris Hilton

    Yes. I've not seen the tape (nor do I want to), but as I understand it that is part of it. Here's a follow-up story that reveals a bit more about Ms. Hilton's character (or lack thereof): http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix_u.htm
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    being unfaithful

    I don't mean to cause a stir but as a livelong student of Shakespeare I cannot bear to see Hamlet misquoted. The correct verse is as follows: Act I, Scene 3. Polonius, giving advice to Laertes: "This above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst...
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    Who has the WORST boobjob you have seen?

    I liked Malibu Spice, I even have it. ;) Ashlyn was good, but in that particular film (yes, for those who haven't seen it, it is on film), Moana Pozzi made the movie. :2 cents:
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    Question about My Friends Hot ***/Porn Stars

    I believe, with the exception of contract stars, that pornstars are basically "free agents." These sites get whomever they want, providing the girls are interested in working for them and the money is right.
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    hardcore pornstars

    If push came to shove... probably, but safe sex only.
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    Bike Game

    276.0 m. I doubt they "go" very far, looks very softcore-ish.
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    Best female pornstar name

    I like Tiffany Mynx.... fits her personality to a tee! ;)
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    WORST Female Pornstar Name

    This is going back a bit, but I thought "Delta *****" was one of the worst pornstars names. "Viper" was also horrible, but anyone unfortunate enough to remember her will agree it suited her perfectly! ;) Other than that, any generic name, particularly if she only goes by one name, is bad for...
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    Rachel Elizabeth

    I never heard of this bird before... thanks for the introduction. I don't really care for softcore models (which I assume she is), but she may hold my attention for a bit. :)
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    Vicky Vette

    Very nice, lomalley... very nice indeed! :glugglug:
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    Chasey Lain

    Sadly, those are by far the most flattering "new pics" I've seen of Chasey. I was never a fan of hers but I don't like to see anyone get hooked on *****. It's not hard to see they've taken a toll on this lass, in the other photos I saw it was much more obvious.
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