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  1. Ace Bandage

    OMG, I have never seen a "shemale" so flawless/perfect: UNBELIEVABLE

    If it is, then we're doomed... Fear :cthulhu: What is this, amateur hour? Did you hear anyone say, "Huh, I wonder what our pumpkin colored, feline member thinks of that previous moderator decision?" No, they did not. Your opinions are not welcome her, sir. YhkNLHictW8
  2. Ace Bandage

    OMG, I have never seen a "shemale" so flawless/perfect: UNBELIEVABLE

    Okay, so I guess I'm going to be away from my computer for a while. Unfortunately, it looks as though I'm going to have to **** Dirk. He had a good run though. Say your farewells to him while you can. Why you read about someone being ****** like this guy, you'll know who the victim was...
  3. Ace Bandage

    OMG, I have never seen a "shemale" so flawless/perfect: UNBELIEVABLE

    Sweet ****** of pearl, I should **** you where you stand. :mad: You know that I claimed Sara a long time ago. She's mine, dammit! And you sure as fuck can't have her. Don't even look at her.
  4. Ace Bandage

    OMG, I have never seen a "shemale" so flawless/perfect: UNBELIEVABLE

    Video posting fail/10 Winning! - that is flawlessness.
  5. Ace Bandage

    The **** cover songs thread

    gkvpuOebd88 She should have been shot immediately after singing this song, and if necessary, shot again. :mad:
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    Argh! I had to change mine yesterday. Pimp and host is horrible, but it's the only one that...

    Argh! I had to change mine yesterday. Pimp and host is horrible, but it's the only one that allows larger files and hot linking. What are you going to do? Try this: [IMG]
  7. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    Y_7avY5NpZ4 Just sort of fits my mood right now... :(
  8. Ace Bandage

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Glass of chardonnay. It was a long day... :(
  9. Ace Bandage

    'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalty

    Re: 'The hardest decision I have ever made': Illinois governor abolishes death penalt Okay... was there a downside to that argument? :dunno: I just see winning.
  10. Ace Bandage

    Tv or Internet?

    Neither, it's an implausible hypothetical. I'll keep both: bi-winning.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Need to find a scene from european porn film...

    That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.
  12. Ace Bandage

    Life in prison with no chance of parole or Death?

    Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a ******. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter...
  13. Ace Bandage

    2010 Playmate of the Year (Round 4) -Apr vs Sept!

    Er.. that's the point. They don't have POTY until after the year is over. Hope was recently announced as last year's winner.
  14. Ace Bandage

    2010 Playmate of the Year (Round 4) -Apr vs Sept!

    Does the fact that Hope Dworaczyk already won POTY 2010 have any bearing on this thread?
  15. Ace Bandage

    The wrong quoting thread

    Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.
  16. Ace Bandage

    A new look to Xbox :P

    Holy gigantic picture, :batman:! Someone missed the tutorial on resizing. Oh yeah, that girl is hot, but I'd destroy her in Halo. Just sayin'...
  17. Ace Bandage

    T-Shirt ain't coming

    Not mine. I wear a size douche bag. :dunno:
  18. Ace Bandage

    Do you care about world events?

    I once tried to care some world events but failed miserably. I ended up laughing at earthquake victims. :(
  19. Ace Bandage

    Nice internet resours, but not rus language

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  20. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Cena's knockout punch was a jab that missed its mark. The Rock is so far out of his league it's almost embarrassing to watch him try and keep up. If this was a boxing match, they would have stopped it by now. Stay down, John! :facepalm: I will loan you a *****. May you fall onto it and die...
  21. Ace Bandage

    The wrong quoting thread

    Get it however you can, brah. :facepalm:
  22. Ace Bandage

    The wrong quoting thread

    Why yes, I would. :angels:
  23. Ace Bandage

    Some schools teach students that you should not split an infinitive - i.e. putting a modifier...

    Some schools teach students that you should not split an infinitive - i.e. putting a modifier (usually an adverb) in between the infinitive to and the verb. Example: - I need to quickly run to the store. I don't focus on this because I think it's idiotic. The only treason that we don't split...
  24. Ace Bandage

    (read first) Not really sure what you're asking. Gerunds and infinitives aren't complicated...

    (read first) Not really sure what you're asking. Gerunds and infinitives aren't complicated though. Gerunds look like verbs but are actually nouns and always end in ing. They also usually come at the beginning of a sentence and are generally followed by linking verbs. Example: - Swimming...
  25. Ace Bandage

    What's the mess with the automatic link of this board and Katsuni ?

    Okay, I just checked on the *****, and he's been dead for awhile. Put the bats down.
  26. Ace Bandage

    Hola. Yeah, I've been just sort of meh about FO lately. Couple that with being really, really...

    Hola. Yeah, I've been just sort of meh about FO lately. Couple that with being really, really busy... doesn't leave much time to post on here.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

  28. Ace Bandage

    Songs that invoke nostalgia?

    7hxe85iErew
  29. Ace Bandage

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    If it's possible to quietly win your last eight games, the Blackhawks have done so. They've vaulted from ninth in the overcrowded Western conference to fourth in just a couple of weeks. Right now, they (and maybe NJ as well) have to be the hottest team in hockey. The Hawks are peaking at just...
  30. Ace Bandage

    What's Going On With Twitter?

    Yes, your people's champion believes Twitter was attacked by hordes of high priest Vatican assassin warlocks.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Pornstar with birthday message

    Sharon Tate
  32. Ace Bandage

    OCSM of the Week

    I'm sorry, did you ask me what I wanted on my sandwich? I'm afraid I wasn't paying attention. :angels:
  33. Ace Bandage

    OCSM of the Week

    Good, I just wanted it to be noted. Do you have a list of noted opinions somewhere that I can gaze at for sentimental purposes? I'm sure quite a few of mine are on there.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Do you believe in curses?

    The curse of the Billy Goat, FTW. :facepalm: (or maybe we just suck...consistently)
  35. Ace Bandage

    OCSM of the Week

    This thread is around just in case you believe that there isn't enough ass kissing on the board already. High five for popularity contests! Who needs high school when we have FO? And I love that the only OCSM who posts in that thread is Alisa. :1orglaugh Not unlike the cheerleaders you used to...
  36. Ace Bandage

    What's the mess with the automatic link of this board and Katsuni ?

    Katsuni See what I did there? This issue is not a big deal, get over it.
  37. Ace Bandage

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Hot chocolate with marshmallows. Yummy!
  38. Ace Bandage

    David Arquette Was Just in a Head on Collision an Hour Ago!

    We could be so lucky... :(
  39. Ace Bandage

    Potential new girlfriend has a stalker ex, what do I do?

    I'd much rather **** Alex Gonzalez for blowing a routine ground ball, but that's neither here nor there. I'm over that. Clearly, you have not considered how helpful it would be to eliminate certain people from society. How much better off would we all be if we eradicated the poor? Think about...
  40. Ace Bandage

    NFL players have no right to demand more money

    Both sides are equally greedy and share the blame. I don't give a flying fuck if they play next season or not. As long as I have college basketball, the NHL, and the MLB, I don't really need anything else. The NFL has always been my third favorite sport to watch. Let 'em take a year off.
  41. Ace Bandage

    David Arquette Was Just in a Head on Collision an Hour Ago!

    This would only be newsworthy if he had died. The fact that he's still referred to as "that douche from Scream" shows the extent of his career in Hollywood. What a talentless hack. Next time, finish the job.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Potential new girlfriend has a stalker ex, what do I do?

    **** him. If that's too direct then just ****** his ****** as a warning.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Nicolas Cage. Good actor?

    I cannot stand him. He's easily my least favorite actor in Hollywood. It's amazing to me that he portrays the same goddamn character in every film.
  44. Ace Bandage

    BYU Player Suspended For Having Sex

    .... Boiler Up! #1 seed here we come. Oh yeah, it's his own fault and BYU was overrated anyway. Everybody wins.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Yeah, just really busy lately - track practice, school, and watching my niece and nephew. Also...

    Yeah, just really busy lately - track practice, school, and watching my niece and nephew. Also just sort of meh with this place. Not real interested in posting.
  46. Ace Bandage

    .4 American hostages ****** by pirates, US says

    How'd they **** four tenths of an American? :dunno:
  47. Ace Bandage

    Oh yeah.... Boiler Up! :D

    Oh yeah.... Boiler Up! :D
  48. Ace Bandage

    Figured I'd tell you before the mods did. Your siggy can only be 575x100 px. So you either need...

    Figured I'd tell you before the mods did. Your siggy can only be 575x100 px. So you either need to resize that sumbitch or chop off 20 px. [IMG]
  49. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Wow, even my biased prognostication fell far short of the Purdue E'Twauns final margin of victory. This was a great win for the Boilers, but it just proves that the top Big Ten teams are going to hold serve on their home court. You're just not going to walk into Columbus, Madison, or West...
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