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  1. Ace Bandage

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Orange juice with lots of pulp :yummie:
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    Mr. Sparkle may have been the leading Japanese detergent in the 90s, but these days Tide is blowing them all away...
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    STDiva

    He once took whimsy's ****** out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
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    STDiva

    Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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    Any ********* Users in FO?

    Weed, really? Are you 13? :facepalm: Grow up and snort **** like an adult.
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    Test Area V

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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Michael Cole plays way too big a role in the broadcast. Seriously, are the wrestlers not good enough, or what? We need to hear his bullshit instead? The crowd's reaction to him is apathetic at best. He's not over as a heel, he's just annoying. They're trying too hard.
  8. Ace Bandage

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Re: Your Favorite Movie Quotes Yeah, I was really surprised to discover that someone else had already created a movie quote thread in the roughly nine years or so that people have been posting here...
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Re: Your Favorite Movie Quotes http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=85712
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    Sisters in the business!

    Gabriella Fox and Megan Fox? No... well, Gabriella is fucking hot.
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    I will definitely take solace in ND's defeat. Kansas has a chance to make the final four without playing a team seeded better than 9.
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    Do you make your own coffee in the morning?

    Tailgating at Purdue is a joke. :facepalm: If you really want to tailgate, go to Wisconsin. They're professionals.
  13. Ace Bandage

    Do you make your own coffee in the morning?

    I like my coffee like I like my women... filled with *****. :D There's always a pot in the lounge, so I usually fill up when I walk in the door. I'd love to brew it at home, but the little lady hates the smell of coffee. And the only time I ***** a ****** mary is when I'm tailgating at 7:00...
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    :facepalm: My $50 money line bet on VCU will pay off nicely. What an awful, awful performance tonight. Came out flat in four straight games. Awesome. Great way to end the year. This one will sting for awhile. :( Previously, Purdue was 34-0 under Painter when scoring 70 points offensively. That...
  15. Ace Bandage

    Songs that invoke nostalgia?

    yP4qdefD2To EDIT: fuck you and your goddamn ads, YouTube. :mad:
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Purdue has been flat from the start for their last three games, two of them losses. They're also playing without suspended guard Kelsey Barlow who was the best defender and athlete on the team. John Hart, who is probably the #2 guard on the team when healthy, is out again after injuring his leg...
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Go Blue! Also, if you're a ******** man, take VCU on the money line today. I'd be more surprised by a Boilermaker win than a loss.
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    Sig

    Thanks for taking the time to post here and tell us that it wasn't a big deal. So many people leap off tall bridges or shoot homeless people for sport when they get ******. Good to see that you're keeping it in perspective.
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    Who got the tall body!!!

    this one
  20. Ace Bandage

    Eminem's Sponsor is Elton John - LMFAO

    Em has been garbage since '99. :*****:
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    Would you tit bang your fav ***** if some guy just blew his load all over her chest?

    Re: Would you tit bang your fav ***** if some guy just blew his load all over her che That's a completely implausible hypothetical.
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    How many FreeOnes threads do your subscribe to?

    Zero. Nobody on here posts anything interesting enough that I would want further updates on it.
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Purdue looked like fucking garbage. No emotion. No intensity. Very apathetic and indifferent. Yet another game where only #25 and #33 showed up. Very sloppy ball handling with 17 turnovers. Had we played even a mediocre team we would have been blown out of the building. Looks like yet another...
  24. Ace Bandage

    Have you ever dated a BBW?

    Well, then that's where we differ. To each his own. :hatsoff:
  25. Ace Bandage

    Have you ever dated a BBW?

    Nope, I'm way too shallow for that. When I see BBW, I think fat mess. That's not attractive to me. I prefer my women to be thin, tanned, and toned.
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    :lovecoupl

    :lovecoupl
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    I'm sure that some sort of welcome back is in order... meh, fuck you. :D

    I'm sure that some sort of welcome back is in order... meh, fuck you. :D
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    Sig

    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
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    Yes and no. We're not going on vacation. It will be the first time I haven't gone anywhere...

    Yes and no. We're not going on vacation. It will be the first time I haven't gone anywhere since... elementary school. We're saving our money. Responsibility sucks... :(
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    Sig

    This. Check in, brah!
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    Paper planes in space

    Was there a point to this, or is there absolutely nothing to do in Germany for fun? Maybe they'll invent recreational activities one day. BTW, here in the States, we call that littering. Just sayin'...
  32. Ace Bandage

    Why you don't bully fat ****.....

    #winning http://deadspin.com/#!5781702/the-ultimate-anti+bullying-psa-***-fights-back-with-devastating-body-slam
  33. Ace Bandage

    Vodkas Victim is a complete fucking wuss because...

    OMG, I fucking loved that movie. I heart Petrie. This film made me want to be a dinosaur. I miss being that young and carefree. :(
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    Gilbert Gottfried Fired by Aflac Over Japan Tweets

    :1orglaugh This is awesome. They may be in poor taste, some of those were fucking funny. I can't stand his voice though. He should definitely stick to this medium.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Holy hotness! Trish Stratus looks damn fucking good. Snooki and Vicki feud fail/10 :facepalm:
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    Japan earthquake fundraiser

    Holy hopscotchin' halberdiers, :batman: ! Fully nude Ashleigh. :surprise: I'll be there for that.
  37. Ace Bandage

    Cumming in mouth

    And doesn't want it? :surprise: Every girl loves to be surprised with an unexpected shot of baby paste in her mouth.
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    Freeones girls that you can actually visit in person

    I'm pretty sure that attempting to visit them would constitute stalking. Now, if they show up on your doorstep, that's completely different. The girls on here are pretty good about announcing when they're going to be doing a live show or an appearance. That's the appropriate (read: legal) way to...
  39. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    Q_t5_dTXLgY
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    Really bad bus crash NY

    This is why you only ****** with your life, never your money. Had they not gone to a casino that night, they'd still be alive.
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    V_Y9SQhcIjw
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Le sigh, here's one of her face too then. She's a Cubs fan... #winning http://man1-edn3.cdn.avanti247.com/ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/s/C/p/c/sCpc/cubsdoor46.jpg
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    Stars of the orignal movie Hooterville?

    Or here: http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1378682/h....html
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Um... no? :dunno:
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    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 Minus a point because the creator of that siggy is a douche bag.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10
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    Marta Krupa or Joanna Krupa?

    I didn't think Joanna Krupa could be any hotter. Then I saw her sexier, cloned ****** Marta. :drool2: Great Odin's raven, I'll take the brunette.
  48. Ace Bandage

    Wish List

    Your probably need to PM Petra. Alternatively, you could try contacting Ronald, but I don't think he really does anything...
  49. Ace Bandage

    OMG, I have never seen a "shemale" so flawless/perfect: UNBELIEVABLE

    ^^ I find it entertaining. :D Someone bring me some roast pheasant and a goblet of fine ****. More arguments, please. And... action!
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    OMG, I have never seen a "shemale" so flawless/perfect: UNBELIEVABLE

    I spell perfectly fine. I'm Nelly. You know... hot in her. :facepalm:
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