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My wife, Katie.

Only 8 beers? Pfft... fucking pussy.

Oh, snap! Ronnie busted out the boom stick. Is this the place to bitch about him? :angels:

Great way to kick off the year even if Sir Drew Christopher Brees did not get the win. Both teams are going to be tough in the NFC.

Ouch. I left Jordy on the bench and started Miles Austin, Hakeem Nicks, and Davonne Bess. So these three better get big for me. I also psyched myself into playing Pierre Thomas instead of Fred Jackson. Fuck, I **** week one. Luckily, my opponent's team blows ass so it probably won't matter.

Awesome call by me leaving Jordy Nelson on my bench this week. :facepalm:

She should have considered the ramifications of her actions before she engaged in an inappropriate sexual relationship with the President. I have no sympathy for her. And I'm surprised you're supporting her, Will. A sexual relationship outside of marriage is frowned on by the church. The only...

I dislike all of your posts. But if I pointed this out every time you made one of your asinine, worthless posts, I wouldn't have time for anything else on the board.

Landon Donovan, FTW! USA! USA! USA!

I guess the pilot couldn't make the save... :(

So would I. Can't stand that asshole. He does know the difference between your and you're though.

Mason Moore

You misused an apostrophe. Glass houses, Scooter.

Yes, a classic cartoon. I watched it all the time when I was a ***.

Or him?

I only bet on baseball. Sorry. :(

TLDR. Find a tall bridge. Swan dive. Silver fish hand catch! nFDqvKtPgZo

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I heart Jinxy. :kiss: Great interview. I've never heard your voice before so the Carolina accent threw me a little. And not to heap on more praise or anything, but you do come across as very intelligent... and sexy. :D

Good for Apple. :clap: Ideally, they just start shooting people who fuck up. Then they'd be free to go through that person's possessions at their leisure.

I agree with the football theme. I have jerseys of Peyton Manning, Pierre Garçon, and Gary Brackett. Pick one and wear only that. #winning

If I wanted rep, I'd post in the members section. That whole forum is like one giant rep circle rep jerk. All post count congratulatory threads are fucking worthless, much like MOTW, POTW, and OOTW (:facepalm:). They are all just an excuse to hand out rep to undeserving members. There was a time...

Yeah, you're the guy to be giving avatar advice. :facepalm:

Kick out the blond and fuck the two brunettes. I'm not getting married. That's silly.

You have impeccable taste. :clap: I'd take Rachel and Autumn together at the same time. :drool2:

So what prompted your disowning of the Irish football program?

I like to hold my girl when we *****. :o And she likes to be held as long it's not 100 degrees in our bedroom. It's best during the winter when it's freezing cold outside. I like snuggling together under the mountain of blankets (fuck, there's not really a manly way to say that). Plus, there's...

How'd that sumbitch get out of Lake Placid?

10 degrees, no doubt about it. I can always put more clothes on to get warmer, but 110 degrees is oppressively hot. And even wearing shorts and a t-shirt, I'll still be sweating like a whore in church. You can't do anything in that weather except sit in the air conditioning. But when it's...

Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. That's probably the only way they can get any action. Fuck, that ain't right. Can we just shoot them? Clearly, they aren't adding anything worthwhile to society.

No hick up. It's when you get your country folk look going. Like these fine folks: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gzuK9jsKG-g/SUjXD0ZuwJI/AAAAAAAAHcg/Zc_qQrJpraY/s400/hick- The closest I have to that is Taylor Swfit. Will this work? jYa1eI1hpDE

Oh, I like this guy. High five! :stir:

Fucking artards! :mad: I get that it's not supposed to happen. Thanks for the insight. Really, thanks. I don't give a flying squirrel fuck how often it happens. Do you like the blue or do you not like the blue? Give your opinion on that and GTFO! The next fucking person that comments on how...

If you think Cutler is anywhere near Rodgers in terms of talent, you need to have your head examined. Jay Cutler is a fucking awful QB and a little crybaby bitch. Sorry, Ice. You're way off on this one.

Three gin and tonics, Rohypnol, and a back alley. Good luck. :thumbsup:

Corona is a Mexican ****. It's imported to Spain. Just sayin'...

For a few minutes anyway, the color scheme looked like this: :wtf: I was not a fan of it. Discuss, minions.

The cold and free kind.

WTHR in Indy is reporting that Peyton Manning might possibly need another surgery on his neck due to the slow progress of his rehab thus far. This would put him out indefinitely for the 2011-2012 season. It was confirmed by ESPN that he has been seeing other specialists, but they insist that no...

Can you divulge who it is/was so that we can all laugh heartily? :elaugh:

Yes, I saw a great one from X-Art with Tiffany Thompson (my favorite :drool2:) recently. Unfortunately, I can't link to tube sites, so I can't post a link here. But if you search for it, I'm sure you'll find it. Here's a screen cap of it:

Oh, how I love watching the Irish lose. Every Saturday I root for my Boilermakers and whatever team happens to be playing ND that week. Great to see the Bulls taking it to 'em in the first half.

Fuck. It was painful to sit in the stands today for the Purdue game. This might be the only win of the season for the Boilermakers. ***** **** offense and a ***** **** defense. You know your team is terrible when the kicker (made field goals from 50 & 48 yards out) is the best player on the...

Yeah, I'll be one of the 19 people at the Purdue vs. Middle Tennessee State game today. Seriously, the stadium is projected to be about half full. What way to kick of the year. Is it basketball season yet? :facepalm:

Kayla Love. If you click on my sig, I always have it linked to the girl's FO page.

If you clicked delete, the selected parts of the layer would just be filled with the foreground color unless you had added the clothes as an additional layer on top of the women who would have had to have been naked in the original photo. In other words, deleting that layer would not replace the...

Wow, just wow. That is fucking hawt. :drool2:

Oh, how I do enjoy seeing overrated, non-BCS teams like TCU get their ass handed to them. I'm rooting for the Bears tonight, and I'll be rooting for the Bulldogs tomorrow.

This.

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