"Are you getting mad?"

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
now that you mention it...yes! I **** that ****. Ladies, If you see we're getting irritated, leave it the fuck alone! Anyone else have this problem?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Yes. When I'm mad, I generally don't want to talk about it. It's probably not even important, so it's not worth discussing. I don't need a woman to analyze the problem and offer advice. Just give me a few minutes to myself, and I'll be over it.

Side note: I also get irritated when my favorite teams are losing. So when I'm watching a game and my team is down, it's not a good time to talk to me about paint swatches, a leaky faucet, holiday plans, laundry, the electric bill, clothes shopping or any other topic not specifically related to why Alfonso Soriano can't catch a fucking fly ball. Best to wait until after the game and then talk to me.
 
Yes. When I'm mad, I generally don't want to talk about it. It's probably not even important, so it's not worth discussing. I don't need a woman to analyze the problem and offer advice. Just give me a few minutes to myself, and I'll be over it.

Side note: I also get irritated when my favorite teams are losing. So when I'm watching a game and my team is down, it's not a good time to talk to me about paint swatches, a leaky faucet, holiday plans, laundry, the electric bill, clothes shopping or any other topic not specifically related to why Alfonso Soriano can't catch a fucking fly ball. Best to wait until after the game and then talk to me.

You didn't mention Notre Dame beating the Boilermakers...
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
I have that problem with some men too. It's not just women.

This guy that I work with, he's relatively new, is the most annoying person I've ever known. I get very frustrated at work sometimes (I'm a shift manager, so I get to deal with all the bullshit complaints and angry customers, employees not doing their jobs right, etc.), and any time that happens, he asks if I'm okay. When I say I'm pissed off, he presses the issue and won't leave me be. It's fucking annoying.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
You didn't mention Notre Dame beating the Boilermakers...

That happens about every year. I'm used to it.

And at this point I'm rooting for a loss every week for Purdue football. The sooner Coach Hope gets the boot, the better. He's fucking awful.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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Maybe that'll cheer you up, Buttercup.
 
...Side note: I also get irritated when my favorite teams are losing. So when I'm watching a game and my team is down, it's not a good time to talk to me about paint swatches, a leaky faucet, holiday plans, laundry, the electric bill, clothes shopping or any other topic not specifically related to why Alfonso Soriano can't catch a fucking fly ball. Best to wait until after the game and then talk to me.

So basically you're saying that you're altogether unapproachable April-September?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
So basically you're saying that you're altogether unapproachable April-September?

Well... I mean... the Cubs win sometimes, don't they?

:( Yeah, I guess you're right. But once we're eliminated from playoff contention (end of June), I'm much more apathetic when it comes to losing.
 
Well... I mean... the Cubs win sometimes, don't they?

:( Yeah, I guess you're right. But once we're eliminated from playoff contention (end of June), I'm much more apathetic when it comes to losing.

That was a low blow on my part. I'm just an angry Padre fan looking to get my jabs in where I can. My apathy generally starts in mid May every year. :(
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Urge to... post... ponies... rising...

:hairpull:

Urgh! Fine! SOMEONE has to ask it!

 
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