WTF Germany?!?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I've known about Krampus for quite a while and hadn't really done any kind of a search until I found this postcard.

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I posted it on facebook and one of my best friends showed his ******** the wiki page delineating the origins of the thing and I'm just kind of wondering what kind of message this sends. "Be good, ****, or the Krampus will com and tear your head off. Also, Jesus loves you."

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Nice tits.


There's a whole industry devoted to the creation of Krampus costumes that men wear in December and wander through towns, rattling chains and scaring the **** out of ********. Actually, I kind of like the idea but the execution is just so full of nightmare fuel.

Premium Link Upgrade For all your Krampusnacht needs, apparently. I'd just order the catalog, leave it laying around and tell my **** they're getting their very own Krampus for X-mas. Thankfully for everyone, I don't have any **** or I'd probably scar them for life with this.

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That's my favorite [as] cartoon's holiday special from a few years back. Just watching that thing literally pounding Dr. Venture's ass gives me the heeby jeebies.

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So in summary, WTF Germay?

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[L3ggy]

Cool.

 

[Shifty]

Holy ****, that is cool!

 

[Pattheprovo]

Satanism!

 

[Rane1071]

That's just Santa, on a bad hair day.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

So is he Germany's Pedobear or something?

 

[Ace Bandage]

As long as they're not marching in step and trying to invade Poland, I prefer to just ignore Germans and their strange little culture...

 

[Shifty]

Now is zee time on Schprockets venn vee dance !!!

 

[Mayhem]

You say Krampus, I say Lady Gaga, you say tomato..........

 

[PirateKing]

Germany's hip, man.

 

[MetalMan77]

Japan is like: "that's not weird enough."

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Japan is like: "that's not weird enough."

You're right. Not nearly enough ******** **** going on with Krampus.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Schwarzewald?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Have never seen that happen in my area

 

[LukeEl]

America needs to bring Krampas into the fold that will get today's youth the fuck in line!

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Germans are pussies. :thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Germans are pussies. :thumbsup:

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

[squallumz]

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Nice tits.

:rofl2:!

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Oh come on, they are, be honest with yourself.
Vikings are cool, Germans are pussies.

 

[Galactic]

I've been playing too much Skyrim lately...literally my first thought was lightning or frost, but maybe flames would be the best option to bring that fucker down.