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  1. Ace Bandage

    Trying to get into Archery

    Buy a green tunic, a Hylian shield, a fairy bow, and some fire arrows. + 6 Accuracy +4 Constitution +12 Fire damage All you need now are some clay pots for target practice...
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    Post In Here and Be ****** Instantly!

    This thread needs some T-Swizzle... Besides, if you ****** me, who would make your next epic siggy? :tongue:
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    Indianapolis 500 VS Monaco GP

    Yep, I was at IMS for Carb Day during the day on Friday and then the Indiana State fairgrounds for midgets and modifieds at night on the dirt. Then I went to IRP/Lucas Oil Raceway for The Night Before the 500 (Mazda Pro Series and Silver Crown midgets) on Saturday. And of course, I was in the...
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    Lauren Odes, Fired For Being Too Hot

    This quote from from the story tells you all you need to know: She's an attention whore looking for an easy payday or a TV series. This is also another case of confusing large breasts with an overall attractive appearance. Yes, she has big boobs. In no way, shape, or form is she too pretty...
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    Foxes

    Buy them an Arwing and leave a book on piloting nearby. See what happens...
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    Poll

    You do know that you can put a poll into your thread, right? :facepalm: You must have to the mental capacity of trout to have overlooked that. I refuse to click a link to vote for something. This board has the functionality to handle polls. Why isn't it being utilized?
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    Paris Hilton: Dead or alive?

    She's an heiress. She's never had to work a day in her life. She doesn't have any marketable skills. She's simply famous for being famous. Basically, she's a worthless human being, a waste of space bereft of any redeeming qualities. I wish she'd just OD on ******* and end her miserable life...
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    US Airways Jet Diverted on Passenger’s ‘Suspicious Behavior’

    New rule: we throw people out the cargo doors when they try and pull **** like this. She was French though so it's only natural she wound up surrendering...
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    Some first MissFreeOnes party pics

    That picture of Sophie Dee marks the first time we've seen her since she won the contest last year.
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    Siri won best newcomer 2012. Any thoughts?

    Siri, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Harley Spencer was the best newcomer this year.
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    Women in military

    Whatever happened to the five links per post rule? The fuck is going on here? :mad: cd6unpM_5YA
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    Another Beating at Dodger Stadium

    You never hear about beatings at Wrigley... well, unless you count the score of the game. Zing! Cub fans are used to losing. That means we just ***** more afterward at the Cubby Bear or Sluggers. Also, who gets this worked up over a fender bender? Is it really worth going to jail over? C'mon, man!
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    How do I get a fancy sig?

    And DOA. His siggy might be my favorite. And I meant to make one for STDiva but I've been busy lately. My signatures aren't anything spectacular. If anything, they're repetitive. But I still like them. :thumbsup: You have to be the most miserable, smug person here. Why do you continue to...
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    Will Smith bitch slaps reporter

    You can get Super AIDS from kissing someone or even looking deeply into their eyes. Will probably should have shot the guy and set his corpse on fire to be safe.
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    I don't pretend to be a huge Pacers fan. I haven't consistently watched the team since #31 retired. I didn't like the team of thugs they had after that and simply didn't watch them anymore. To be honest, most of the people I know (and Hoosiers in general) stopped watching them as well. Even now...
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    2012 MLB Thread

    _kuR-qSeN-8 :( Sad to see him go.
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    I miss.....

    I suppose you could say that. I'm busy with school and baseball, but this board isn't nearly as much fun as it used to be. Rather than bitch and moan about it, I'm just not going to post for a while.
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    Worst invention ever ?

    Poor people.
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    Ever come across someone you know?

    Mariela Henderson. Not a porn star, but she modeled for Playboy. And that's not her real name.
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    Worst invention ever ?

    Religion has to be the answer here. Countless numbers of people have died defending the belief that their fictional deity was more important than some other group's fictional deity. The world would be a much better place without any of this religious bullshit.
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    Greatest invention ever

    This question was answered perfectly by Dave Barry:
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    Who writes the dumb things under our names?

    Mine is in Latin. Get on my level. It's just a user title. They're random (^^ despite what Ronnie said) and change every ten posts or so. If you don't like your user title, you can buy a permanent one with your My FreeOnes points, or set your own title at 10,000 posts. It's really not worth...
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    If you lend out a book/movie/etc...

    I don't lend out books, that's crazy talk. DVDs I give out one at a time. I expect them back in a week, or I'll ask about them. I have serious issues with my possessions though. I don't like to give them out. As a ***, I kept my DVDs in a locked bag so that my brothers couldn't borrow them.
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    Oh yeah, baby...

    I have not nor will I ever watch NASCAR again after the 2008 Brickyard 400. What a fucking joke. There are also too many guys in that series that I simply cannot stand as drivers and as human beings: Little E, JJ, Stewart, Harvick, Edwards, Biffle, the Busch boys, or Kenseth. The only reason I...
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    NHL v. NBA: Which playoffs are better?

    NHL for sure, though I haven't watched since my Blackhawks were eliminated. I have no interest in watching other teams. I just get pissed off that Chicago isn't still playing. I'm not really an NBA fan. I find it boring. I've watched a couple of Pacers games against Orlando, but I wasn't...
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    I have the best idea ever!

    Chicago seems like a good place to do it. I wouldn't mind meeting some of the members here, but I'm not driving more than 3 hours to get there. Sorry, I don't like any of you that much. And if we're in Chicago, we might as well do it at Wrigley on a day that the Cubs have a home game. Tickets...
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    Greatest Fictional Archaeologist?

    You're dead to me now. Don't talk to me, don't even look at me. :mad:
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    Greatest Fictional Archaeologist?

    He is a captain and you will refer to him as such when speaking his name. :mad: ... I did forget about him though. Dr. Sheldon Cooper is shaking his head in an act of haughty derision in regards to this mistake.
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    Go Ahead, Keep Fucking With Wild ******* in Captivity!

    I'm sure nothing could go wrong while petting a cheetah. After all, it's only a carnivorous ****** with razor sharp teeth and claws that's capable of running 70 mph in short distances. Cute and cuddly, right? It's not a fucking house cat, folks. It's a wild fucking ******. Admire it from afar...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Rookie of the Year was on one of the HBO channels last night... good times.
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    Greatest Fictional Archaeologist?

    Grant was a paleontologist, not an archaeologist. nlta6uwXUgI
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    Help! do you know where this scenes come from??? 10/10

    Those scenes are from the director's cut of Good Will Hunting.
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    Greatest Fictional Archaeologist?

    Indiana Jones is the correct answer. Look at his first name, what's not to love?
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    The Kentucky Derby

    It's a blast to see in person. I went one year in a suit and sat in the box seats with my girlfriend who was in a dress with one of those hats. It was all right, I guess. The seats were free so we couldn't turn them down. We also went one year and sat in the infield. The infield was...
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    Would You Give Up Your Password to Get a Job?

    I consider social networking to be a bane on civilization that will eventually lead to the downfall and destruction of mankind. Thus, I have not a Facebook or a Twitter.
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    Alertpay - Anyone use it to buy stuff online?

    1.) No. 2.) No. 3.) No. yg2u_De8j5o
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    2012 MLB Thread

    I've never been a Yankees fan. As a general rule, I always root against them. That being said though, I've never had anything but respect for Mariano Rivera. No disrespect to Sutter, Smith, Eck, Goose, or Hoffman, but Rivera is the best closer of all-time. Period. When you heard Enter Sandman...
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    I'm an uncle.

    This. I have a niece and nephew. I love them to death, and I think they're the two cutest and best **** in the world.... but in no way do I want ******** of my own.
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Fucking Carlos Marmol. He's the antithesis of a closer. He comes in with a three run lead and promptly walks the first two batters he faces. Then Stewart boots a ground ball to give up one run. Bruce singles to load the bases, and then Marmol walks in a fucking run to make it 3-2. Of course he...
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    ****** from YouTube: Kate Upton demonstrates the Cat *****

    It's not ****** from YT, Scooter. Search function/10 http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?604388-Kate-Upton-Doing-The-Cat-*****&p=6677664&viewfull=1#post6677664
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    Your Best Baseball Movie?

    Sadly, the most implausible part of Rookie of the Year is when the Cubs win the World Series (Henry's ring at the end). Him breaking his arm, then throwing 90 mph fastballs, and pitching in the major leagues as a middle school *** all seem totally believable in comparison.
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    Kate Upton Doing The Cat *****

    It is impossible for her to look anything other than absolutely fucking gorgeous. I would sell my ****** into a ****** labor camp in Siberia in exchange for a night with her. Smokin' hot.
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    Report: NFL legend Junior Seau found dead at his California home

    Classy guy on and off the field. Just makes you wonder if CTE played a role in this or not. Regardless, it's still a tragic loss of life. Way too young to be gone... :(
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Y_7avY5NpZ4
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    Lol!

    That's not sunbathing, that's cooking yourself... and that bitch is well done. A stellar representation of the state of NJ. :facepalm:
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    FlyingWallaby's Highly Inaccurate FreeOnes-Only Final Round Vote Counter

    No, it's not. In this case, it's the object of a preposition and is being used as a noun. Blistering is an adjective here and is modifying hottity. That's the key indicator that it's a noun. In no way could that word be confused with a verb. It's not demonstrating any action or state of...
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    FlyingWallaby's Highly Inaccurate FreeOnes-Only Final Round Vote Counter

    Miss FO - Bibi Jones Cam Girl - Spexy Ashleigh OCSM - Spexy Ashleigh Same as yesterday. :hatsoff:
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    I Do Fake Cumshots! JUST ASK

    Worst idea since the jump to the conclusions mat. xlA9bNk3b5Q
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