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  1. shimmy2

    Help smashing gf from behind

    95% of the ****** kingdom (humans included) have sex doggystyle because its just the most efficient way by design to bump genitals without bones/fat/limbs getting in the way. your girl is likely just weird or you poked her the wrong way somehow. nothing wrong with starting out in missionary for...
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    Help smashing gf from behind

    she love you good. boom-boom long time d8x968FQiqs
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    Obama's Heritage Revealed... By Himself!

    obeezy owned them nigs like paul mooney
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    Patient without a heartbeat brought back to life by machine after THREE hours

    thats amazing, though it looks like it was built with a hot glue *** in a garage. wonder what it costs for such a pumper
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    how much is 7 billion?

    thats a lot of toilet paper
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    Me and the girls!

    :1orglaugh if you really must know i was in vegas a few days ago and she was at wendys. the world is smaller than you think dude
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    'I didn't know she was dead', claims man, 55, charged with ***********

    had to finish eh buddy. reminds me of this 10th grade biology video where 2 beavers were fucking, some hunter guy bucks down the female and the male keeps right on pumping her
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    Who here has **** with an exspouse or gf/bf?

    shimmy say see link in sig for full story (the vw radioshow link)
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    Cam Girls and "Toys"

    girls of Medellin... taking a trip there soon
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    Me and the girls!

    yeah but you wouldn't recognize most folks when they're dressed down. i was in line behind Tay stevens at the food court just the other day getting my chicken sammich
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    The house from Ferris Bueller hard to sell

    the house i film in is for sale too, many great releases were made there
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    90 girls pregnant at Memphis High School

    where can i find this high school
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    ******'s online breast milk service 'popular with men'

    beat me to it... breesssssssssssst milk... you make my dayyy! classic!
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    Chinese stealth fighter flies!

    what he said :ak47:
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    marathon running

    all you need are: adidas compression pants/shirt (in this weather lately) cheap mp3 player loaded magic gloves and you're good to go. i dont do the ipod/heartmonitor/bodybug thing... run until you've played through 2 albums... at the start of your 2nd album, turn around thats the halfway point...
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    What did I miss in the last month I've been gone?

    Just got back from the west coast, cali and vegas, doing the porn convention circuit etc. I logged into freeones a few times on my iphone but never really kept up much with threads. What did I miss in the past month? oh yah, I grew feathers in vegas! :D
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    someone broke into my uncle's car then used the garage door opener...

    whats even funnier is benzes have garage door opener buttons built into the rearview mirrors. anyone with access in your car (valet, service tech, crackhead, etc) can copy your remote code by holding down the button on the mirror for 2 secs :)
  18. shimmy2

    African carribean penis' - are they really that big ????

    it helps compensate for our bad fico scores
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    Haiti-1yr. Later

    if they give that money to the people (as they should) then nobody would willingly stitch up your adidas runners for 25 cents per hour. the west has been ******** haiti dry for eons and that money is most likely going to halliburton or its equivalents, who will buttfuck them on the price to...
  20. shimmy2

    A Simpsons Porno?!

    Nothing is off limits, **** I'm thinking of making 'this ain't Pocahontas xxx'
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    Maybe O.J. Didn't Do It.

    Ohjayyy will write another book and host a talk show when he's out
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    I Know This is Unethical, But How in the Sam Hell is it LEGAL?

    And btw about Canada, if you don't have a health card they WILL refuse to treat you in the ER if you are a walk in. Unless you have 400usd cash upfront you cannot even see a triage nurse. This happened to me a few yrs back in Ontario. Wonderful country
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    I Know This is Unethical, But How in the Sam Hell is it LEGAL?

    $3500 er bill here when some dude ran into my car. I couldn't walk for a month but now that I think about it the ability to walk run and fuck was well worth the 3500. you can't put a price on your life or it's abilities and freedoms, so get fixed up and deal with the bill when you can
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    TeasersVOD up for AVN Awards

    Scweet man. I'm on the showfloor of avn right now but I don't see anyone resembling big Ike. Hit me up if youre around the ynot booth
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    OCSM win a date with PK contest: Part 2

    SOLD! someone date this guy and I'll pass the collection plate
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    OCSM win a date with PK contest: Part 2

    this thread is actually kinda entertaining. I'd pay to watch something like this in real life. Hmmmm.... gives me an idea
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    IR does not work like solid snakes in the real world :) they can easily detect this guy even if he was ******** motionless in his trailer for hours. I've seen it used in person before in a standoff. Also they more frequently use it for spotting growhouses due to the heat sig of sodium...
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    "I wish ________ grew on trees"

    in canada nothing don't grow on trees in -40 weather, not even leaves. but to answer ur question I would say time.
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    Could you gangbang a woman with another male friend?

    It can be fun, gets boring after a few times though
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    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    People give far too much credit/power to their governments in my opinion. Seriously all they can do is collect taxes and cut checks under the guise of a legal system. Nothing more and nothing less it all falls within that frame. When you see a huge disaster like hurricane Katrina and the govs...
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    If they can afford automatic rifles they can afford infrared. You can buy Flir IR systems for under 14k and even the PDs in Podunk Florida where I live have them. I think they just had orders to take him out regardless especially being a female officer was downed. I'm surprised they didn't burn...
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    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    eh well. who's going to vegas this week?
  33. shimmy2

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Re: The best ass a best booty thread with no black girls = fail
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    Favourite video game ending? [Spoilers inside]

    MGS1 for PS1 did have a meaningful ending... the meryl one. love the rika muranaka song. it was better than most movies i've seen and quite lengthy
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    sad story indeed, and glad i wasnt there... but something doesn't seem right about emptying clips with an automatic rifle blindly into a trailer. it sounds like the guy never emerged from inside the building so that automatically makes it ok to shoot through the walls? america... ohio rather.
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    Adult pay site reviews! Read this!

    general advice, don't trust "trial" memberships just prepay for the month if you want to join the site
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    Requests

    looking for 3 people to write reviews for NDNgirls, if you're interested send me a IM, must have been an established FO member for a few years, no new accts please
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    Video game villains! Your favorite?

    lol i only know this cause my **** play the game, i dont have a game console myself... but he's called Tenpenny not Sweetpenny dude qF4hbFYiC5w
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    Your favorite piece of chicken?

    the big piece, as chris rock said
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    Do you prefer Eva Angelina with or without bifocals?

    versace frames are her trademark, she's sorta unrecongnizable without them. beautiful beautiful girl btw
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    Hello From Asian babe Tia Ling

    Herrowwww rah-rah
  42. shimmy2

    Just got a membership to Facial *****

    no refund. You buy now!
  43. shimmy2

    How many death threats do you normally receive?

    ... in a typical week? just curious. feel free to post some here I got some good ones today
  44. shimmy2

    Am I normal for wanting to lose my virginity at a brothel?

    this thread gets funnier by the page. go hire a girl it's no different than hiring a mechanic to fix your car. More importantly though why are you a 22yr old virgin? religion? studious? fat? broke? black? posting from jail somehow? WTF dude. I'm a nerd and always was but still hit them skins...
  45. shimmy2

    I want to fuck a girl in the ass

    I hear ranch girls are pricey, like $3000 I was once told. You can book a lot of top notch porn girls for that kind of bread. Airforce Amy is friendly by the way I can vouch for that
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    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Re: R.I.P. Tawnee Stone (1982-2010) I don't think steve would bullshit about a serious matter like this.
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    Are Girls With Tattoos Becoming More Popular?

    upper lip piercings (monroes i was told they were called) are quite nice. hard to find tat free talent though, i like a blank canvas myself
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    Sex position questions! :P

    Mp barbies doing the 1 arm yoga plank while getting nailed from the back. thats a core workout alright. by the way nothing wrong with trying goofy impractical sex moves if yove got a fun loving girl. (I don't see why anyone would choose otherwise)
  49. shimmy2

    2011 Predictions

    the best is yet to come
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