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  1. shimmy2

    weed, kinda underwhelming

    who sold you that bull ****. reminds me of a gangland episode where this white chick goes to some negroes house to buy weed and they give her oregano and crushed parsley, and then she comes back around the block in her car all pissed off at the schwag they sold her. i don't usually push other...
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    African American/Latino Says Profile Passengers For Safety

    profiling is already an unwritten policy. anyone who has worked security, driver, or deals with the public for their line of work knows this. it really has to do with how the people dress, carry themselves, and how much eye contact and straight talk they have. some people are just bad actors...
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    Alligator Bites An Electric Eel.......

    i was expecting to see sparks like blanca off street fighter2
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    What cities/parts of the US would you consider to be third world?

    there are also tent cities worse than that in florida only a few miles from the beach, with people living in the woods off the grid. i guess every state has some spots like that. i always ponder why people don't leave bad areas, greyhound up outta there and dont look back
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    FBI informant scares Muslim suspects so muchthat they report HIM to authorities

    he doesn't "look muslim enough" and is basically too fat to be a devout muslim. he sticks out like a sore thumb, just looking at him anyone can tell he is a tool. can i infiltrate a synagogue if i change my name to lenny kravitz? not ****** likely.
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    TSA sucks

    waaaaaaaaaah welcome to america. its cold as fuck in miami right now by the way. i dont get why you had to get scanned in 2 different cities unless one scan was for boarding and the second was for customs. you'll get nowhere with any heresay claims unless you have footage you personally own...
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    Gorgeous Taylor Steven's Transformation from BBW to Slim waisted busty glamour girl.

    Re: Gorgeous Taylor Steven's Transformation from BBW to Slim waisted busty glamour gi i just voted for her even though shes canadian. i admire anyones improvement like that.
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    What cities/parts of the US would you consider to be third world?

    The locals called it "Allie". I broke down once about 15 miles outside of allie, little town called Bunkie, LA. looks like where they based the first resident evil game for playstation1 off of. No cell phone signal, town has 2 police and they're both somewhere out on the highway the dispatcher...
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    Why teachers *****

    lawyers may ***** more, but doctors do the *****/hooker party thing even more
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    What cities/parts of the US would you consider to be third world?

    i would have to say from my experiences: st louis, mo alexandria, la mobile, al camden, nj little haiti, miami FL i only bring this up, because i have 2 places here in florida, a bigger place inland and a small bach pad on the beach. lately whenever i take out the trash there are motherfuckers...
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    Gorgeous Taylor Steven's Transformation from BBW to Slim waisted busty glamour girl.

    Re: Gorgeous Taylor Steven's Transformation from BBW to Slim waisted busty glamour gi amazing transformation i agree. the before and afters are like whoa. it took me a 1yr of gym time to lose 100lbs, about 4hrs a day at that, everyday i wonder how long it took her to drop the weight and how. i...
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    Please Vote For Nikki Nova!!!!!

    lol the purse is bigger than chica!
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    What was your first job

    7-11 in high school... i remember niggas was always stealing hotdogs and **** when i was on shift cause they knew i wouldn't squawk
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    Favourite Filippino babe?

    francine dee and ariel spinner
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    Myth 1: Men want sex more than women

    men want more sex women only want more good sex
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    Vote Jinxypie - fan signs, thank-yous, and banter

    nice smile! just peeped your blog, you gotta be a southern girl
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    My next vacation spot

    i disagree i spent a week there. its really SUPER clean in sing and the food is awesome... and the malay chicks are gorgeous, but theres nothing to do there except for shop and ride the train. i can do that here. and xxx porn is ******* there, music and movies are ******, so is chewing gum. im...
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    My next vacation spot

    looks like the island peter goes to on ****** guy where they make him ruler since he has 30usd
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    Unemployment Benefits

    the state pays your unemployment. thats why your employer docks your check for that ****. and i really have no reason WHY some employers fight tooth and nail to deny your benefits. Grand Portage Indian Casino still owes me $3000+ in unemployment benefits that were docked from my paychecks. I...
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    Is this video ok for YouTube?

    be forewarned, i'm probably not the best guy to get video advice from chica. :) C_8dndbxboA
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    Is this video ok for YouTube?

    they allow my 'girl eating banana' clips so long as you dont show too much skin and keep it more on the playful side than the erotic side. the video needs to look super super amateur, so shoot it in low res, then use the noise filter in post prod. to make it look even more crappy, and tone down...
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    Pornstar For Marriage?

    oprah winfrey of course
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    When you go overseas to pick up girls, do your traits and features limit you?

    The holy grail is overseas dude. as for oakland, damn *** dont get me started. how you gon bypass berkeley with all the happy hippie chicks. i dont even get off the bart train in oakland if i can help it
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    Anyone know who's the black private dick

    i'll take this one for the team. now close the thread.
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    Ass implants

    Re: Ass Implants! say what you want, but thats one bangin body. i fully support and admire anyone who goes through the process of body modding, its one of those self-actualization things
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    Stormfront, ever heard of it? Been on it?

    i confuse this board with stormfront all the time
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    Who's going to AVN show in Vegas?

    from this board who's going? if you dont know wtf i'm talking about here: http://show.adultentertainmentexpo.com/
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    Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

    nobody has ever helped me get laid, until i turned 30. and that was just the studios that hired me :| i say let the dude learn sex skills on his own. no guidance, no instructions... he's young. if he's still a virgin at 25 and he's not disabled/fat/broke/retarded or a combination of those then...
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    New amateur native chick Ala

    Got a tall one on the way! Latest blog entry here.
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    The MILFHUNTER - how many has he done?

    if the girls' hair and makeup are perfect and her clothes ain't wrinkled, it's not a real pickup. real pickups tend to look more like this:
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    Your all time favourite adult model?

    francine dee made me the most $ back in the day, therefore she is my favorite :)
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    Dylan Ryder: Hot or not?

    haven't seen her in person but she's got a sexy hairdo from what i can see
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    why isn't there many black chicks on this site

    there is no wifi at the korean nail salons
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    What percentage of male porn stars you think use Viagra/Levitra/Cialis before scenes?

    Re: What percentage of male porn stars you think use Viagra/Levitra/Cialis before sce i've heard rumors some LA guys use caverject (ouch!) but my thoughts are if there is a hottie right in front of you, shouldn't need any help
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    What percentage of male porn stars you think use Viagra/Levitra/Cialis before scenes?

    Re: What percentage of male porn stars you think use Viagra/Levitra/Cialis before sce i'm cheap so i don't use any 'vitamins'. i was ******* into taking one once... the director chick who hired me said before we started rolling film "I *NEED* you to get hard" in other words don't fuck this...
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    How can I fuck a Pornstar?

    POV + ATM (by ATM I mean $$$ machine, not ass to mouth)
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    Best amature porn sites

    its very rare to find real candid unscripted stuff (wink wink)
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    Becoming a male porn star

    any guy do porn. get tested, show up on time, turn your brain off, tune out everyone except for your sexy girl, and have fun. most people overthink/rationalize this for more than its worth
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    How do you pick up chicks?

    ahh ok i misunderstood then, so basically one of your buddies to talk to the other chicas so they don't feel left out. i can usually entertain a crowd on my own but i can see the usefullness. sounds like a wingman is a live prop... isnt that like using your friends?
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    Brazzers' Pornstars Punishment

    kink's site publicdisgrace.com (i had hair back then, wow!)
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    This Is Absolutely Fucked

    there was a case here in florida where they shot a dude 100+ times, when asked why the sheriff said thats all the bullets we had. just out of curiosity where is this dog/guy case take place at?
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    Canada's inferiority complex

    lol this ***** took the time to break apart every line i typed. there are some positives to living in canada too but they are mostly weighted towards women, natives, and new immigrants with refugee status. if you're a dude up there good luck. can is the biggest example of extreme government...
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    How do you pick up chicks?

    i disagree with the wingman concept, what if you want both girls?
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    Canada's inferiority complex

    by the way YMMV = "your mileage may vary"
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    How many of you in here go to college, if so I want your opinion?

    show up first day for syllabus and books you need. show up for the midterm. show up for the final. have you girlfriends drop off your papers on their due dates. you will have no worries or stress.
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    Would you pay 1,000 dollars for a **** toy?

    bought my **** a flat screen tv. now theyre asking for iphones, which aint gonna happen. its really about getting them something to expand their minds. a trip somewhere would be a great start rather than some electrogizmo
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    pornstars who smoke?

    only a handful of porn girls don't smoke. i don't smoke myself but find it to be very sexy. and for dude who posted the ty endicott link... little known secret is i borrowed many of my techniques from him (dutch angles, smoking girls, etc) i think he's a great pov filmmaker. notice the...
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