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  1. shimmy2

    Sex position questions! :P

    There's 2 ways to fuck, your way.. and the wrong way. By the sounds of it you're doing it the wrong way
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    Sites like Kijiji and Backpage?

    while living in Canada I used kijiji often to post ads for roommates wanted and stuff for sale. I found a nice Jamaican girl roomate on kijiji but I digress.. It's MUCH faster than bp and cl in canada its just more highly trafficed I guess. Less idiots showed up than with using local paper...
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    I want to fuck a girl in the ass

    flights to brazil are around $400rt, have fun and bring hydrogen peroxide and cipro
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    Chica's Happy New Year Pics

    those pants with the back leg zippers are the shiznit
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    Cj

    the only CJ I know is Carl Johnson, from San andreas and my **** kick ass with him daily
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    Am im the only one who find this offensive and inmature

    boondocks does the parody best: jDdl9tcaHCc
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    Craigslist canada shuts down erotic section

    I highly doubt that CL will bring it back regardless. It's about time backpage got some competition though as they are the only major player at the moment
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    Brandy Smith / Sara J (All Over 30) / Sara James

    Re: MILF Sara James She's great to work with and has incredibly nice hips and ass. I mean really nice. Filmed her for my "milf and cookies #2" dvd a few months ago:
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    Racial preferences in dating and attraction, how big of a deal?

    i'm not reading any more of this indian guys runaround posts about his alleged interracial dating imaginary problems. is there an ignore feature on this forum?
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    Playboy mansion - short on cool, long on ***

    haters like her only help to pump up the PB brand name by keeping it in the headlines, no different than anything else in the media. keep on stirring
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    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Re: R.I.P. Tawnee Stone (1982-2010) well that certainly sucks, my condolences.
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    good couples porn

    Turn on telemundo!
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    Sexual fantasy turned into trip to the morgue

    even airsoft toy guns have a safety on them
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    Craigslist canada shuts down erotic section

    Welcome to the recession motherfuckers. :) way to put those single moms back on the streets! and this is oh so ironic because prostitution is legal in canada... will only serve to drive to cost of girls DOWN. thanks to whoever pointed this ca CL shutdown out to me in another thread. I love...
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    Juila Bond.. Did she retire?

    thats an old video of Julia before she got tatted up btw.
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    Pretty Much every NES box cover/art

    River city ransom rc pro am mike tysons punch out and tecmo bowl for parties
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    New Cal law bans e-personation

    my ex impersonated me on facebook a few times. logged in, sent messages to the chick I was working out with while we were both at work. needless to say haters only help boost your rep and we had some great dates, some of my best ever actually
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    Now that the erotic section of Craigslist is taken out...

    Beware of LE on backpage if you are in the us. FYI in Canada craigslist is wide open and prostition/escorting is legal. Also if you visit DR or costa rica it's perfectly legal for women to sell themselves. Fun safe legal are the keywords. You can also hire girls and film them pov, just do the...
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    Now that the erotic section of Craigslist is taken out...

    first choices: your gym costaricaticas insearchofchicas 2nd choices backpage any major city after 3am 3rd choices (not recommended) Internet dating of any kind church girls walmart girls
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    Going to the Adult Entertainment Expo for the 1st time

    I'll be on the show floor promoting my movies as usual so holler at me or send a pm when you arrive. About the pics etc I've kinda outgrown that but if it's your first show you'll take like 500 pics. Just ask the dude in line behind you to take your pic and do the same for them. Do NOT set your...
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    10 things a woman should say

    visit any 3rd world country and the women will do/say all of the above to win your favor until they set foot in America
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    Has your Girlfriend ever said your Dick is smaller than her ex?

    Yeah all the time it's just a simple bitch test guys don't trip
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    Who here has **** with an exspouse or gf/bf?

    Just curious want to hear some stories before I tell mine
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Ruby Knox @ Ndngirls! :)
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    Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Better?

    Re: Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Bette in her mouth with direct eye contact is hott. sometimes difficult to enjoy the full orgasm sensation if you're busy bumping the girl. Nothing beats relaxing in a chair getting blown while reclined and cumming...
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    Dirty Talk

    I encourage laughter, dirty talk, and gratuitous use of ***** in my movies. It makes a girls scene more fun with playful banter
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    My GF and I were talking, are we the only type of interracial couple like this?

    Eva Angelina is Cuban and Chinese, lots of people self included are hybrids. when naked we are all *******
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    Christmas in South America Sucks

    I hear the medellin chicas make all that trouble worth it
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    Canada's inferiority complex

    because their relatives/contacts live there and wire money to them from those canadian cities dude. they can't fuckup the chain of command. many HIGHLY illlegal operations are run out of canada remotely just for example the nigerian 419 spammers, ******* porn tubes and ******* sites, etc.
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    Is it odd to get turned on when your girlfriend calls your racial slurs?

    you dont want a spanish speaking woman to turn her bitch switch on, cussing you out is just the beginning
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    Ask a British Person.......

    what city has the sluttiest white girls who like darkies?
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    Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Women

    Re: Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Wome hands down the hottest women on the planet until they turn 16, then :anonymous
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    A fool-proof plan: how the WTC demolition really happened

    " - Noone will notice. - Noone will notice 120 dB explosions going off for over 10 seconds? How do you figure? - They just won't, I know that. Trust me, the plan is fool-proof. "
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    Doctors and love life, does such a thing really exist with them?

    fly to florida i'll hire somebody to work with you, just for kicks for these board members alone i'll break even on the scene :) "revamp vs.... (insert black girl here)" **** would sell
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    Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Women

    Re: Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Wome No options in your poll for native american, filipina, thai, black, or even white girls... me and tiger woods do dick pushups on them all homie
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    Best abs on female pornstar??

    whatcha gonna do with her abs? anyhow Tia Ling and Vanilla Deville have some firm cores. you gotta see them in person to appreciate them but the best example I can give you is lookup ultimate surrender on kink.coms site for any of Tias fights. Was there for one and let me tell you her abs are...
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    Best porn news resource.

    Inside industry bs try my blog, ishootporn, and mikesouth. adultdvdtalk ok too
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    What is your sexual pleasure?

    2girlBbbjcim is the greatest sexual pleasure man can experience
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    Erin Moore quits porn!

    i must say this at least once a day... "its just a fucking movie" :*****: just let her spin her next career move, people will still keep watching and making porn regardless.
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    I Just Had Sex

    cool song, but kinda gay. it will be a huge success.
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    Erin Moore quits porn!

    i wish i could rep this dude 100X.
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    What is wrong with porn?

    the best and most intimate sex scenes are usually shot in POV without a cameraguy... it eliminates all of the fake "play to the camera" stuff. basically more black guys (and white chicks) need to start producing their own IR stuff. You can clearly tell the difference in natural IR sex as...
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    Doctors and love life, does such a thing really exist with them?

    if you ever want to star in a porn flick get in touch with me, i think it would be priceless
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    if you were a pornstar

    one of my spanking models Nikki Newport has a boyfriend/fiance that wanted to be in a porn video. I asked him what he wanted his stage name to be. he told me "dick lightning"
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    Vote Jinxypie - fan signs, thank-yous, and banter

    why not host a bangjinxy party for everyone who votes. you'll win in a landslide
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    Airport security scans no big deal?

    at the airport, I didn't get frisked by anyone or xrayed at the nekkid body scanner. Don't see what the big deal is. saw a pakistani looking lady getting felt up and having her titties mashed at the checkpoint that was entertaining. but it's not as bad as the news makes it
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    New model opinions, hot or not?

    :1orglaugh at least wait until I publish the scene before tipping them off :hatsoff:
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    List Of Female Teachers Fucking Students / Teachers Who Have Been Accused Of ******** With Students

    Re: Here's a list of female teachers that have fucked their students.... most of them are gym teachers and coaches so it says
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    I want to be President of the United States

    9pq_3OheqzU he actually is running for prez... of haiti
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