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  1. shimmy2

    Who ya' got?????

    thats a huge photo. if this were the fishbowl i would choose 5 and 6 together for ST
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    New model opinions, hot or not?

    just booked plane ticket, we shall soon find out!
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    New model opinions, hot or not?

    schweet i'm hoping she has some friends that look like her too
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    Poll Do anyone find bad girls a turn on like on cops fox or jails on true TV.

    i agree, solid snake looks like hell compared to the nintendo games i played 15yrs ago
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    Stranded on a island with 4 women

    4 fatties, so you can feast on them for weeks until help arrives (ever seen "swept away"?)
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    New model opinions, hot or not?

    Casting for some new native chicks for NDNgirls, what do you guys think of this one?
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    New tapes reveal Richard Nixon's racist rants before quitting over Watergate

    "The disgraced US president called Jews ‘obnoxious’ and said it would take 500 years for blacks to reach prominence in America" I tend to agree with trickydick nixon on that
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    Your favorite type of cookie?

    whole foods store make some good super soft oatmeal raisin cookies. they're nice and bendy flexible but they're expensive. i try to be a good host when i film so the talent keeps munching on them and i never have any left. its cool though cause i'm trying to cut white sugar out of my diet
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    Don King is still an OG as it seems

    i've read that he went to prison for ******* a dude, then got out and got famous for promoting the 'rumble in the jungle' fight in zaire with Ali
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    Not so regular problem

    there are 2 reasons why I usually don't hire guys for my videos, in the past its been: 1. cant get wood, or keep wood 2. can't cum on demand both "problems" are mental. your mind can make you do both if you train your body right. some guys need 2 minutes of alone time to relax and focus on...
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    Recomend a movie for me and girlfriend

    shimmy productions has the dvd she is looking for:
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    What is a porno situation you would love to be in?

    having the girls pay me instead
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    Retired Pornstars you'd like to see return

    never knew that Eva A retired. she's not on LA direct anymore just noticed.
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    Cum swapping.

    snowballing is the term youre looking for
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    Not so regular problem

    that means you have dick control. grab a camera, hire a girl, and get to work.
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    What have you bought on eBay that was a ripoff??

    ebay no-nos ---------------- china electronics used electroncs used clothes knockoff car parts anything I missed? so far as usefull stuff, ebay is good for getting cheap accesories, like when you need an adapter/cable/gadget to make some other component work. aside from that its a ripoff. I use...
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    Indian Pornstar

    define what a proper indian porn movie is, to you... and i'll see if more people agree with your vision... and I assume you mean east indian girls from india... i know of a few curry cookers here in florida that do adult work and they are not as stuckup as most would think. once they're in...
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    What have you bought on eBay that was a ripoff??

    car parts - make sure they are from the US. i ordered a pair of replacement lights for my VW since mine were cloudy etc, for the cost of the "headlight restore" **** i could buy new lights on ebay, from BULGARIA which i did. they just arrived yesterday after waiting for 3 weeks. The problem...
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    What have you bought on eBay that was a ripoff??

    do NOT buy these cheap china mp3 players. they work fine unless you charge them for more than 1 hr then they die. they are cheap like $8. i bought 5 of them since they were so cheap and they're all broken now: do NOT buy the china mp3 sunglasses, same problem as the china mp3 players above...
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    What have you bought on eBay that was a ripoff??

    This is gonna be interesting here as I've got a few good ones to share. List anything you've bought that was broken, not as described, etc...
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    What's the big deal with interracial??

    you see my black *******, that is why more of us need to become doctors, lawyers, and engineers instead of rappers, athletes, and actors. one day a black man might even become president. maybe even one day we will have the right to watch porn even. and join porn forums with our caucasian...
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    So can I assume that New Jersey is a pretty racist state especiall against my kind?

    Re: So can I assume that New Jersey is a pretty racist state especiall against my kin you'd feel comfortable in toronto, plenty of india indians there. if you dont want to go all the way to canada, try fremont california.
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    Do you hold a Grudge

    i tried bree olsons 'skinny bitch' diet (from the book skinny bitch) and lost 8lbs this week she's alright with me. white sugar makes you fat guys fyi
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    So this is the porn star who has caught HIV

    ahh **** i retract my previous statement: http://thepinkcross.org/pinkcross-blogs/shelley-lubben/december-2010/porn-star-clinic-shut-down
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    So this is the porn star who has caught HIV

    well at least the pink cross hasnt jumped on the media bandwagon
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    Poll Do anyone find bad girls a turn on like on cops fox or jails on true TV.

    only on fucking freeones will you find quotes like this. made my day :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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    2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 - Black Key or Red Key?

    i would rather ride my bike than drive a GM product
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    Shazia sahari - Rate this girl

    its tough to judge a model's porn performance by her still photos from an agency
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    She just turned 18 and dam she is lazy

    lol @runaways, bree does work around my office and needed a place to crash overnite. she went home with me and hit the carpet. if you email customer service on my site she would be the one to answer you
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    What Video Game Vixen's Would Make Great Pornstars If They Were real?

    i'm an old fart so I only play old games like street fighter 2 and 3 from 10yrs ago. i don't understand all that new 3D ****. So I would have to say Chun Li with her big ass legs ... and that redbone african chick Elena from street fighter 3
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    When you go overseas to pick up girls, do your traits and features limit you?

    if you really want an honest answer to this question, post a pic of yourself and have some of the girls on this board give you some insight
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    She just turned 18 and dam she is lazy

    FYI: they are not nearly as hyperactive as they are on porn sites
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    Where's the last place you ate out and was it any good?

    chilis not worth it, spent 50 bucks there for heartburn. if you really want a nice surprise go get some hot food at whole foods grocery store.... gourmet all the way
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    Whoohoo! I won the lawsuit!

    that should buy a lot of pussy in central america. join me on my vacation
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    Poll Do anyone find bad girls a turn on like on cops fox or jails on true TV.

    and they keep their apartments so tidy
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    Being overweight

    cute the white sugar out your diet too... also don't be a juice pig. juice is loaded with sugar. soda too. matter of fact i look at sugar content first on a label before fat, calories, everything...
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    Whats your all time favorite christmas movie??

    huey freeman xmas, boondocks season1 sDCnUDCWkeM
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    Anybody Else Think Porn is Weird?

    i like porn because sex is fun
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    That would be sweet if they had a dollar store for handjobs

    even in angeles city phillipines its going to cost you at least $5
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    Female Squirting: Fact or Fiction?

    the guild of magicians will not let me speak on this squirting matter
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    Shaquille O'Neal Getting Married Again?

    bean pie, my *******?
  42. shimmy2

    'Diet or die,' world’s fattest woman is warned after hitting 700 POUNDS

    thats the american way. remember hambone from georgia? outkast did a rap about him and the censors made them change it on "git up git out". either way this white chick got em beat at 1600lbs. thats more than a VW beetle.
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    When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

    here is $25 now go to the ******** asap, buy the "PlanB" pill, show me the receipt and swallow it in front of me. true story!
  44. shimmy2

    Stuff Black People ****:

    a3C_wLCZ18M
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    'Diet or die,' world’s fattest woman is warned after hitting 700 POUNDS

    meet white sugar, the new *******
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    HIV A Lie and a Farse? House Of Numbers

    its a longheld argument. i would say "hiv" is a real virus in terms of science yet "aids" fails the science test. and the argument that people in 3rd world countries are dying of aids is a fail, as they are usually dying of malaria, bad water, and political strife to begin with.
  47. shimmy2

    stuck in a room wth a pornstar for 24 hours?

    24hrs with a pornstar... i'd be broke after the first hour
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    Stuff Black People ****:

    not another spear chucker with a blog
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    Spanish pornstars?

    sierra sanchez speaks great spanish but i asked her to speak english on the scenes. its not something people really ask for much. avy lee roth sometimes slips up and goes into espanol mode. there is also a local miami company here called cubankings that films all their videos in spanish, i...
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