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  1. shimmy2

    Duke lacrosse accuser in jail... again.

    racist dogs
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    Tittyman's question of the day?

    you would be surprised, many of my bi girlfriends tell me guys eat pussy better than girls
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    Do you jelq or use cock stretching exercises?

    i do dick pushups with my main girl all the time
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    Italy reels in horror as Jersey Shore finally hits airwaves

    its about time we had some new stereotypes to scapegoat. go wops go! my part time assistant in the office is italiano and we **** each other thats why we work well together... she doesnt look or act like the people on this show though
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    The Shimmy show - buzzed / borracho (*****) episode!

    they still make MK games? old skool man..... hadoken!
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    Tightest pussy

    19-20yr old spanish and filipina girls
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    The Shimmy show - buzzed / borracho (*****) episode!

    oh, this is going to be fun :hybrid: A1S69fzW9S8_Rkd3khCIc4
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    Porn Is Great!

    rep the man who started this thread
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    How do people actually get into the porno industry?

    girls that only work with their bf/partner have limited employment opportunities. reminds me of when i filmed rent money girls with Haley Cummings (who now does it all) :)
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    How do people actually get into the porno industry?

    sure but i dont really have a use for a random scene at the moment. bring a native chick, or pay the going rate for any pro/am talent here and i'll be happy to film it. this was my mistake 3yrs ago, filming too many random scenes that dont necessarily fit into a category to make them sellable...
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    How do people actually get into the porno industry?

    visit california or florida and check out the job postings on backpage.com in adult jobs section. girls/guys always in demand, unfortunately for guys its usually not with hot chicks though every now and then you luck out and get booked with a really hot one. expect to make anywhere from $0-$100...
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    Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor City

    Re: Dying Detroit: Haunting photos highlight the decline of US's once-great Motor Cit those pics look like theyre from resident evil
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    How do people actually get into the porno industry?

    it helps if youre a computer nerd with a camera then you can create a job for yourself. if you just want to be a 'stunt dick' find someone who produces films locally (or move to a bigger city) and contact them. its really that easy... i've had an 80% or higher flake rate for guys to show up on...
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    ICE seizing domains

    ice seized a laptop and external HDs from me at the airport after questioning me for 2 hrs. dont travel with porn of any kind on your person.
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    Shimmy's guide to getting into porn

    a few candy bars
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    Shimmy's guide to getting into porn

    i forgot to mention, porn is for people with no shame. if you feel awkward walking around your gyms locker room naked then you cant do it. if youve never did your girl in the presence of another guy you cant do it. if you cant hold your load, or pop your load on demand you cant do it. most...
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    Nissa From True Amateur Models

    she's on NDNgirls.com now
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    How I can I seal the deal? Really new to this stuff!

    5 negroes in ski masks are just itching to rob you dude
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    Shimmy's guide to getting into porn

    I get this question often enough so I went ahead and blogged about it, hope that helps. For a change I'm actually being serious (omg!) :D How to get into porn: http://www.shimmysbookmarks.com/?p=979 Reccomended links: http://www.ishootporn.com http://www.justinslayerint.com more to come
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    Which porn site should I join next?

    very few legit reality sites out there. i'm one of them obviously... but if you dont want my native chicks check out asswatcher, blackvaginafinder, crackwhoreconfessions, to name a few. its all real and i can vouch for the site owners
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    So I found another tape of the girl who complained about her video...

    no i just bought her a candy bar and she was happy to work for me again :D girls like candy.
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    So I found another tape of the girl who complained about her video...

    took this one from freeone's oil dude playbook... dollar store babyoil
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    So I found another tape of the girl who complained about her video...

    and it turns out she came back the next day to film another video with me! so why complain... :surprise: this was the chick throwing the money in the air if u guys recall
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    Lupe Fuentes Wanted By INTERPOL

    Re: Lupe Fuentes aka Zuleidy thats a factory tint dude, OEM
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    My pussy is wet what should I do?

    sell it
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    Lupe Fuentes Wanted By INTERPOL

    Re: Lupe Fuentes aka Zuleidy :hatsoff: i'm sailing the carribean dude but i imagine its really fucking cold in canada.
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    Lupe Fuentes Wanted By INTERPOL

    Re: Lupe Fuentes aka Zuleidy you mean innocent
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    im mclovin this thread, needs more black jokes though. cmon you guys can do better than that
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    the big triangle nose is a native trademark, read the topic title dude, again... :tinhat: about the backfire, i meant it went up her honker and she snorted and coughed for a bit. she was okay and laughed it off though
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    dont forget all the ***** and ******* that i allegedly feed my models. the money is just icing on the cake. seriously though she did good, great head game. some jizz went up her nose though and she backfired a lil bit
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    her name is Nissa and she has some very nice hips: will put some behind the scenes stuff up on youtube in a bit too
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    Boy-Girl friendship : Is it possible ?

    :hatsoff:
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    Funniest Porn Scene

    funniest for me was this girl Danica who couldn't take cum but I popped in her mouth anyway, on 2 separate scenes. she ****** and spit the load up and cracks up laughing/cackling its pretty funny... its trailer #3 and #6 on my site going down from left to right
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    How to move forward with this girl?

    this is why i like girls that dont speak or understand any english
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    Favorite Porn Fetish and Why

    actually they stretch their ass with a small toy prior to filming, got nothing to do with how they get "reamed". but its cool you enjoy that sort of thing
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche so true. if the BIA paid me $45k i'd round up the horses too. anyone care to guess where the BIA gets its money from? you!
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    I really wish I had a butt!

    yeah but what fun is sex without "booty recoil". and if you dont lay her flat on her stomach and pancake her nice round booty you are missing out. if you notice on all my movies if a chick has a flat ass i just make it a blowjob scene or something else
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    I really wish I had a butt!

    sorry but she does not meet my minimum booty requirement
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    24 platonic hours with a pornstar

    damn, and i thought i was foul...
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    Spartacus: ***** And Sand/Gods Of The Arena

    i have heard very good things about this show, but since i dont want tv...
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    How to exploit models and get them to do everything you want

    lols i didnt realize the thread was closed i posted that while i was on vacation
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche there's native americans in montana?? (.... packing bags) next NDNgirls update coming soon
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    How to exploit models and get them to do everything you want

    Well here is my secret of how to exploit models... And amazingly most will STILL complain after you publish their pics/videos. what nerve...
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    Do u pay for sex?

    thats what money is for silly raina from NDNgirls, if you're wondering
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    Guess how much I paid for this threesome and get a free DVD

    Will get DVDs off in the mail once I'm back in the office guys
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    Guess how much I paid for this threesome and get a free DVD

    Stanscratch and Ulysses both win Dvds... $54 and some change, $60 total with tip/taxifare home! And btw no I didn't film the sex threesome that's considered rude And ***** here :)
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    Guess how much I paid for this threesome and get a free DVD

    Tittyman and maildude are the closest so far! I'll give you guys one final hint, they don't speak any English and I'm on vacation in the carribean
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    Guess how much I paid for this threesome and get a free DVD

    absolutely worth every cent xfire :)
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    Guess how much I paid for this threesome and get a free DVD

    If you the the exact amount right I'll give you a free DVD Let the bidding begin
  50. shimmy2

    Native American Girls

    Raina 19yr old Navajo native american indian porn girl. Photo gallery inside I keep hearing that FO board members want freebie pics and videos, I hear ya... will put up some clips once I'm back from vacation. For now here is a quick little photo gallery I whipped up, with a few samples below...
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