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Perfect 1 are you still here? And where is your GF right now if I may ask?

;)Hey sexy... How 'bout you and I ditch this joint and find somewhere cozy?...

Then you know what to buy her from Christmas then! A vibrator! Tell her to just shut up and "buzz it" and that you'll fuck her when you have the time!

Forget Shane Diesel! Give me her number... I'll treat her right!

Ok! Here's a few points for you! 1. With a name like "The perfect 1" I'm interpreting that as "the one" like the one you're going to marry... Dude... This is a porn forum... Try "LadiesMan69" or "McLovin'" for a username next time. 2. You're coming off as the sensitive type and that's all...

'Ell, sum'un jurst lawst deir jerb! (well, someone just lost their job)

I don't get it... The turtle is old and the hippo is young?...

People like these guys make me ashamed to be a white, christian, male...

That is a damn good joke

Wow, I'm getting old... Even I remember watching Urkel...

:rofl2:

Thanks Greg. I'd give you rep, but I can't.

Can anyone give me a full name? http://www.asagalleries.com/pan/nd/btb/mckenzie5/index.html

Wrong.... It needs to be Popeyes!

Especially since it's from the 70's! lol

Well, if he really is a ganster, then the two tear marks represent two people that he has killed. Stupid tatoos are the least of his problems...

Exactly! :D

... this song is for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg

I can pick out the Mississippi Mud from the tiny picture, lol Cool bottle... bad taste...

At least she always has a place in life as a biker bitch

What really gets me is that the guy looks like a total badass (not counting the outfit)

You're the one always posting the "New Babe Added to Freeones" threads, so you can probably answer mind question. Would you mind taking a look at it when you get the chance? Thanks. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3875159#post3875159

Can anyone give me a full name? http://www2.zoomfree.com/panda22/lx/bigtitpatrol/this-late-bloomer-has-a-pair-that-will-be-on-patrol/05jkhs/index.htm

Re: Name this MILF please Im going crazy!! It isn't Destiny

Have to agree, cop one was the best

Damn man, she is hot!

Texas

Too much time and Microsoft Paint...

What... the... fuck... I don't even know how to respond to that...

Is that photo-shopped? If so, they did a great job.

The age old fetish of Nebraskans! Chicks n' Corn!

That too

:rofl2:

I don't what's more disturbing... The old man spreading his legs or the girl with two guts...

The new "Rat Pack"?

I was just wondering what I have to do to get a 'new' star added to the Freeone's database. I made a thread about the girl already and asked this question, but a moderator just moved it to the 'Favorite Babes' section. The girl's name is Kinzie Fox (she has some other alias too). She's already...

So... could we get this babe added to the database?

Talk about a polished turd...

At this rate, the Wii will have games like that in no time. There isn't much left for Nintendo to turn into a Wii game.

Very Funny! :rofl2:

Hey Brynnie, it's been awhile since I've talked to you. I haven't been online for a while and it looks like you haven't either. I just thought I'd stop by and say "hi".

If I posted this in the wrong section, then I apologize. I didn't know where else to post a suggestion for a new girl to be added to the database. I found her while browsing the web and she even has a thread about her on the forums. I was just wondering if someone could add her to the database...

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Bella Bellini It's about time, you procrastinator. I told you about the contest the week they annouced it. :tongue:

Let's all just hope the same thing doesn't happen to Megan Fox!!!

The new tonsure?

Between a rock and a hard place?

The guyis obviously an idiot... I'd be fucking that chick 10 hours a day!

They may take our lives, but they will never take our PORN!!!!

Looks real enough to me. Seems like a split tongue, which we've seen before, and then a bunch on individual piercings.

That's what I was thinking... What a toothpick! :tongue: