Escorts

2 questions:

(1) Are they worth it?

(2) If they are pros, they are likely to be a lesser std risk then a random bar girl, yay or nay?

I'm super horny, and frankly my palm, vaseline and kleenex isnt cutting it anymore.
 
I doubt there is a lower chance for STD risk considering they are still prostitutes and you can't judge a book by its cover. You may pay 100 dollars for a book you think is gonna be good, when in fact the 50 dollar book is a lot better. Same as sex wise. And hey, if you can pick up a random bar chick, I'd much rather do that. Free, minus a couple beers and shots, compared to the near 100 dollars you would be spending for some sex. Hit the bars hard for a couple weeks with your friends, and if that doesn't pan out then I say hit up the escorts.

Plus I always like a good challenge to see how my game has been lately. Don't just give in to the escorts, work your game a little bit. You can always use mr. vasoline and mr. kleenex for a couple weeks until all hope is lost.
 
With all the escort/paying for sex threads going around I think guys are getting way to lazy. For christ sake go out and enjoy the chase it is half of the fun
 

PirateKing

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Most prostitutes don't get tested i'm sure. theyre bound to catch an STD eventually.
 
You're just as likely to get an std from a hooker as you are from a girl at a bar. The bottom line is that in todays day and age, you have to wrap it up. I'm a good looking guy, and have no problems hooking up with chicks, but I have to be honest and say that if you can afford it getting a hooker is simply easier. You can pick the flavor that you want, have them come to your place/room and do whatever you want. Whatever fantasy you want to live out, simply let them know ahead of time and they will do exactly what you want. When you pick up a girl at a bar chances are you've spent some $ on drinks. You can then take them back to your place in hopes of sex, and it;s a 50/50 chance. When you're done typically they'll want to spend the night and then you have that whole awkward mess in the morning. When you're done with a hooker, they'll go to the bathroom, and you just simply leave the money out. They'll gather their stuff and leave. If you want a relationship just find the girl you want and go after it. If you just want hot sex where you can live out your fantasies with no strings attached, get a hooker and let them know exactly what you want. The key is if you can afford it.
 
compared to the near 100 dollars you would be spending for some sex.

$100 dollars?!? What hell hole do you live in? In the San Fagcisco Bay Area the average price for an escort is ~@250/hr.
 
Sorry I can pick up chicks and don't need to know the going rate of an escort gunsling. I'm just trying to help my man out here.
 
Sorry I can pick up chicks and don't need to know the going rate of an escort gunsling. I'm just trying to help my man out here.

We can all pick up chicks, but, as someone else mentioned, even the most skilled hunter will sometimes buy a burger. ;)
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
He needs to watch more of the Pick Up Artist and possibly peacock more so he doesn't have to buy burgers. Wait why the fuck am I endorssing some cat in the hat wearing mofo. You know what dude, bang all the escorts you want.
 
Meh, whether you're picking up an escort or some chick at a bar. Either way it'll cost you.
 
theres good escorts and theres bad escorts. ive been with some that sucked and ive been with some id marry, open up a joint savings account and even do the housework for. as far as std's. its like a boxer worrying about getting a black eye.
 
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