Treegasm

[24788]

many allergies are caused by trees spreading their seeds around the air.

I only get rare allergies during the spring/summer. I thought trees are the problem, but I never thought of it this way. Lolz, it sounds so weird, but it's true.

I brought this up to my doctor and he gave me a more scientific explination, but I'm a guy, so I have a small mind in my head, and a huge one in my pants.

 

[Spleen]

Are we talking about Evil Dead tree fucking here?

 

[24788]

Are we talking about Evil Dead tree fucking here?

No patrick. Were talking about trees.

 

[Spleen]

If we were talking about Evil Dead tree fucking, maybe there would be more responses?

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I don't think Treebeard meant to give you allergies, surely the allergies also come from somewhere else like pollen in flowers or hayfever.

 

[Facetious]

"We Are Not Alone" :shocked:
Allergens !! :hammer: Trip, huh ?

 

[BlueBalls]

You're not alone my friend. There's a cute little Oak just outside my window who I wouldn't mind having my merry way with.

I can see it right now, flaunting itself for my benefit ... what a whore! But I love it! :rubbel:



EDIT: Oh, allergies ... right. Yeah I get those too :o

 

[JacknCoke]

ohhh this brings a whole new meaning to dendrophiliac. (I think that's how it's spelled)

 

[assholebythedoor]

Allergins work