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Which of these women do you think would be most likely to throw a spear effectively? This could be either during a hunt or possibly just trying to murder someone. I suppose it doesn't really make a difference.

I can't smell mine. I've asked girls too and they say the same.

Re: Who made you cum today? Ol' Righty

Fuck that. Did you make this, NYArtist? Ask a Mod to have the "Artist" removed from your name. That was just about the dumbest thing I've ever seen on youtube.

I must have glanced over this in the original post by accident, but they are doing it on 9/11?! What the fuck man?! Shouldn't it be a day for rememberance and mourning, and not flaming hatred? Fuck you, motherfucker, I'll fly a fucking plane into your moustache.

Re: Back from holiday Just over a year ago. I liked it, but It was the last package holiday I will ever go on. I'm so bored of hotels and reps and all that bullshit.

Zara is gorgeous, but she's too gorgeous for stripping. I want my strippers to look a bit more nasty. I'd rather take Zara round to meet my family. I can however easily see myself sticking a rolled $20 up Honeys asshole.

Whoa, no waaay!

Find me a priest with a cruise missile.

Christians doing something they used to hate Muslims for, awesome. Next we'll have priests flying planes into Mosques.

I hear those Pakistani girls get pretty wet.

That's it, we are all doomed. America has been so worried about protecting it's citizens from Muslim extremists that they forgot to keep out the fucking sharks.

Re: Back from holiday Kantaoui is a nice place. Did you venture out into any of the markets? Had to go there without my girlfriend because all the locals tried to grab her and take her away from me. Fucking bastards. And don't get me started on those poor, filthy looking camels...

Re: Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramad Ignoring opinions on race and religion, seeing that many people in one place is pretty awe inspiring. Put that many white guys in one area, there would be violence, crime and spilt beer. Not that I have any...

Re: Bad blowjob? When I was younger, couple of blowjobs from girls who had never given them before. They were fucking awful.

Re: Bad blowjob? When I was younger, couple of blowjobs from girls who had never given them before. They were fucking awful.

Holy shit, I'm still supposed to be in Christchurch. Left early because of my cash situation. That's two earthquakes I have avoided this year by what seemed like "bad luck" at first...

I understood exactly what he meant. It is not new and I think most people have probably done it at some point.

Because technically everyone is either dead or alive.

Doesn't look like there will be much porn though...

You got married when you were 12? Impressive.

I also have proof that Freeones is involved in the torture of baby animals.

Not bragging or anything, but I can easily fuck for 30 minutes without climaxing. Self control.

Let's not confuse racism with simple stupidity with rice. The same insult over and over again with rice, too many knocks to the dead with rice has clearly made him an idiot with rice.

Seeing as he's trapped underground, I figured he wouldn't mined.

Never drink and post.

Occasionally, depends on the film. Agree with the Fight Club one, that's probably my favourite. I like hearing from the actors as much as the directors.

It's actually 020910 but whatever.

For the sake of their safey, yes, they should stop the construction. And it's not a mosque.

Re: Meet Faith, the two-legged dog who has been made an honorary sergeant in the US a This is very cute, however, I still feel it is necessary to use this guy; :facepalm:

What is it with these stupid threads that keep coming up? Obviously she is hot.

Jesus they look hideous. The chick in the movie was actually kind of attractive in a weird way. But this is wrong. Any idea who they all are?

Yeah, I can't stand camel mouth.

Those skaters didn't really look like they were doing anything wrong. Being a bit of a rebel and skating where you shouldn't skate? That's called being a teenager. I can't believe cops still keep doing shit like this even though a video always seems to get released just afterwards...

Hmmm, tough one. Personally? I'd want to fucking slaughter them. Obviously that is why I will never be president of anything.

Should have demanded a dinosaur while he was at it.

Fucking dinner? Is that like a warm burrito or something? ZING.

There are lots of things people should know about me, but it's probably best if no one ever finds out.

Well, they are a shit band. However, putting that aside, are you sure it's the BAND who said that and not their record label? Could be a copywrite problem or something and the band actually had no opinion on it whatsoever. They probably don't even own the rights to their own logo.

She's got a bit of a dopey face, but she's still hot. If it's true that her tits are natural, then they are fucking perfect.

You had sex with two really wierd looking old men for a scene. Did that not make you feel as ill as it made me feel watching it?

I don't get this. Seeing a movie, especially a horror or comedy, is a totally different experience when you're in the cinema. You are missing out.

I'll get your coat.

Do you have a lot of heel wearing experience?

Would you like to ask me a question?

I disagree. Now she's gonna get caught and her life will be ruined. It's a good punishment.

Yeah, I suppose it is slightly erotic. Although I never thought I'd say that. I mean, who the hell would find a dildo in a vagina a turn on? I think I should see a doctor.

Gotta give it to Arnie. He said he wanted to be the worlds strongest man, and he was. He said he wanted to be a movie star, and he definately is. Being president? Ok, that failed, but only due to him not being born in America. Becoming the governor of California is close enough. Stallone makes...

Here I am. Wasn't so hard, was it?