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Are we talking literal love? Or just "Last pornstar you really really thought was hot"? Because anyone who actually falls in love with a pornstar is a bit like a racing horse with a broken leg. Meaning they should be taken out back and shot, not that they walk on all fours and race a lot...

Totally the opposite. England produces the greatest comedy. You know how America has recently got really funny? That's because of British influence.

"Spleen had chlamydia, but he's ok now."

Yes, it is just a sign. You're catching on I see.

Until it starts to go stale. Usually I find keeping them in the fridge keeps them fresh, but it wont keep it fuckable forever. Unless you're into that kind of thing, which is gross.

He'd probably agree, I think he tries to do it. It's his use of strong sarcasm that helps. I think he is funny, if you look back at The Office it was great. Trouble is, he's always just playing the same character over and over. Maybe he should stick to writing instead of acting.

I would agree, if it was just "work". Pornography is a little different.

I wish I could look at her and not see a boy. She's got a great body, but the face... Before anyone flames me, her face is almost identicle to a really irritating boy I used to know, and I just can't see beyond it. It's not my fault. That song wasn't too bad, either.

I'd go back maybe 200 years, when there was still a lot of the world undiscovered and untouched. I'd wanna explore it for the first time myself.

She should really be killed and the children get put up for adoption. They will all be better off that way.

It's just a fucking flag.

A Boy and his Dog Weird but entertaining post-apocalyptic classic about a boy roaming the waste-lands with his telepathic dog. Fallout 3 referenced this film quite a lot.

The cast is amazing. Steve Buscemi is on top form, glad to see him in a lead role. Need more Omar! He was only in it for about 3 seconds in the first episode, so I hope he becomes a main part in future episodes. I'm just a bit worried, with HBOs track record, that they will cancel this at some...

Give myself some advice on sex and women so I could have got an earlier start. There were plenty of sluts around during my young teenage years, I just didn't know how to use them.

Saw this on the front of my news paper. I know you shouldn't believe everything you read in the press, but this seems pretty legit to me. What does this mean for us humans? It's pretty fucked up. How could it have happened?

Obama doesn't play the race card. He uses the whole god damn deck.

As someone living in England, I've seen more Polish girls than someone who lives in Poland, and I can't say I've noticed many large tits.

I have been to Southend many many times. Not by choice, you understand, but because I have family that lives there. Trust me, oil or no oil, no one gives a fuck.

No, not on Freeones. All those models and pornstars are men.

Ah, looking forward to another underdog-wins-against-all-odds movie!

:facepalm:

The smell of freshly cut grass. Turning over a pillow in the night to the cool side. Being indoors during a massive thunderstorm.

As to not blow the cameo that was meant to be a secret, I'll just say a certain hilarious horror-comedy that came out last year was a highlight. Playing himself? Genius. Groundhog day is a classic. Bill Murray once went up behind a stranger in a park, put his hands over his face and said...

Getting up early to go to work then realising it's saturday. Left over pizza for breakfast. Finding money in your pocket and you don't know where it came from.

No.

Looks like a very "Jolie" film. But not to sure if this is a good move for Depp... Maybe he's sick of playing these very over the top characters, but he could have gone for something with a little more depth, he's way above this kind of flick.

Shame we don't have a curb-stomp GIF.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=441070 Although I see how it wouldn't come up in a search.

And the AVN award for Best Adult feature of 2010 goes to....... *Drum roll* Hott Bithes!

Drive, walk, public transport or SUICIDAL DEATH CLIMB?!!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I I am fucking dizzy. True, that.

Great, now the media will make it out to be the TV shows fault. People were killing long before television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w056fHqGh0Y

38 - 38, wow.

Are we talking about looks or who we think would win in a fight?

She doesn't give a fuck about her nipples, does she?

People are getting bored of "normal" hardcore.

Think he's probably going to enjoy it.

Re: How will the human race will end? I'm not sure if any of those things would wipe out EVERY human. Most would die, but those who remain would be the "new" human race. We have an amazing ability to adapt to anything that gets thrown at us, I have some faith.

Yeah, I got that, just wanted to hear it from him. And to that I say: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4616073&postcount=27 Taking 6 months to travel around the entire planet, I clearly have no life and no friends...:cool: Hate to bring that up to win a disagreement, but meh.

I had Miosotis in on my foot once. Antibiotics wouldn't kill it, docs ended up having to operate. That was pretty hardcore.

Very cool!

That is one SWEET sig. No idea how AR managed to make it, must be some new program I don't yet know about. That spray paint looks so lifelike!

Jealous!

And what exactly is your point?

I guess SuperNoodles are the UK equivilent? Good for a quick snack, especially when you can add other shit to it. The idea of a noodle omellete is making me moist...

For someone with no friends, maybe.

You got banned from America too? It's a fucking epidemic!

Trying to lay some floor tiles in the bathroom. Never done it before, I predict a fail.

No, what I mean't was nothing would happen.

WileyJ269 should definately not watch The Human Centipede.