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All this tasing stuff is way out of hand.

My second favorite, after this one of course.

House The Simpsons Family Guy MLB CSI: I think that's about it. Damn lack of cable and/or satellite. :helpme:

Best Wednesday EVER. I don't know about them, but I did. ;)

The Borgia Bride

Same as it ever is, I assure you. :sniffle: What did my Brewers ever do to you? I mean, they break my heart just about every year and I can still cheer for them...

Howdy. :wave:

Oh...pork rinds. Gotcha.

Let's face it. He's getting plowed by a couple of nasty 45 year old men. For fun and profit, even.

Do I even want to know what "Pork scratching" is?

The Lubbock Babes. Damn me and my 80s TV watching.

I'm on my way.

Becks Seal of Approval™® on the ones I quoted.

You've seen me out and about, huh?

Anyone remember the good ol' days when these types would just take themselves out?

Senob's been busy again, I see.

I've heard it before, but it's still good for a giggle.

The new American Dream?

Oooooh, if this is a state the obvious contest, I have a magnificent rack. :D

I don't always cook for two. I can cook for my mommy and twin sister. Hell, I owe dinners to my brother and one of my sisters. Potato night. :D

My sister FINALLY gave me my copy and I listened to it. Not bad, and compared to St. Anger, very good. Oh, and my MetallicA concert tickets arrived today. :banger:

Woo hoo. :nanner: :D

I love you.

When I was growing up, it was all about the Chicago Bulls Starter coats, mostly. :rolleyes:

Kinda sorta. Could I take her place? We all know Senob won't mind.

Chef, I took your advice, but I got bored and lonely, so I got back out. Any other suggestions?

Take away the robbery, etc., and is this any different from when people where killed for their shoes and double goose down coats?

Oh, well. I can't help you there, sorry to say.

Exactly. Am I included?

SNL is still much better overall than MAD TV, IMO.

I adore cooking. Too bad my kitchen is smaller than a lot of closests. :( I've been making pot roast since I was 10 or so. I used to be able to make scalloped potatoes, but that recipe escaped from my mind and I haven't found a decent recipe since then. I can also make ghetto casserole...

My sister likes it. I've never had it.

Thank you, Chef, for taking up for me. Don't worry, Senob will be doing some explaining when he wakes up.

If you want to forget, I can try to give you amnesia. :angels:

Thanks for the suggestions, but I'm a jinx. Do you REALLY want me to?

Well, you shouldn't have made it so obvious to me that you preferred Senob.

If you want my opinion, that's not good. However, if it makes you happy, go nuts. Just don't drive.

Most people aren't me. Oh, biscuit. Past my bedtime. We'll continue this later.

I'll skip it all, thank you very much. (Oh, wait, I can't watch it anyway. No cable.) I care more about Shea, anyway. (Really. It's not as bad as you think. HHH Metrodome sucks far more.)

Why wouldn't I?

You assured us on an hourly basis that you were enjoying yourself. Asshat.

:1orglaugh I'll get back to you on that.

Anything I should be worried about?

Snazzy. :D

I could've sworn I read this somewhere before... :dunno:

What's the occasion?

My weekend is going weekend-y. :D How's yours?

Let's see... Clothes My Winnie the Pooh collection Clothes Baseball stuff Clothes According to Senob's parents EVERYTHING I OWN...

I'm sure you'll win. Drunk, huh?? I haven't been drunk since I was 19.

*snuggles*