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  1. Becks...poamr

    How do you masturbate?

    Don't tell me you prefer Senob's. :eek:
  2. Becks...poamr

    What are you reading now?

    A dual biography of Diane de Poitiers and Catherine de' Medici.
  3. Becks...poamr

    How do you get your gf to give u a bj?

    Charming. How often does this work on ME?
  4. Becks...poamr

    How do you masturbate?

    Sounds interesting. And Christmas IS coming up... You're just not paying attention. :tongue: Mine are better.
  5. Becks...poamr

    Strange Bathroom Activity

    Why? Like I said, I'm not in there long enough for that. Whatever makes people happy, I'm sure. WI's good. Not looking forward to winter, though.
  6. Becks...poamr

    fav team 2 fix

    Thank you. I think. But hey, at least I'm not a Royals fan. :tongue:
  7. Becks...poamr

    How do you masturbate?

    Nope. It's a 10 speed vibrator. :D
  8. Becks...poamr

    Couple Gets Married In A Funeral Home...

    Whatever makes them happy, I suppose.
  9. Becks...poamr

    Strange Bathroom Activity

    I'm seldom in there long enough to look out the window.
  10. Becks...poamr

    fav team 3

    I'm a part time Mets fan, for Senob's sake. *sigh*
  11. Becks...poamr

    fav team 2 fix

    Brewers fan. CCT, :thefinger in advance of whatever abuse you're going to heap on me.
  12. Becks...poamr

    fav team

    I think I'll find the poll that lists my team. :wave:
  13. Becks...poamr

    The Age Poll

    I turned 29 in July.
  14. Becks...poamr

    You got kids?

    No children yet, but not for lack of trying. ;) If you'd actually ASK me... I promise not to discuss my favorite baseball team...
  15. Becks...poamr

    How do you masturbate?

    I use my hands and my 10 speed toy.
  16. Becks...poamr

    Getting Back Together With An Ex...

    Get back with her ONLY IF you talk her into a threesome.
  17. Becks...poamr

    Anti-Drunk Driving Ads...

    Maybe women don't get charged and/or ticketed so much because they use their wiles to get out of it. Or something.
  18. Becks...poamr

    Internet making us more non-smart?

    That's it. OUT OF THE HAREM. Attention FO members: We now have an opening for #1 man in my male harem. Applications will be looked at. Final choice will be made when I feel like making one.
  19. Becks...poamr

    Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wife.

    Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi Too sad for words. :crying: Senob wouldn't be able to tell you what I'm wearing most of the time. Today doesn't count. I'm wearing an "I {heart} Krusty" shirt. And supposed I'd dyed my hair before...
  20. Becks...poamr

    Swearing in Life and porn

    Five years in NJ really changed me. I swear all the time. Ask Senob.
  21. Becks...poamr

    E-mailing Sportscaster During Broadcasts...

    My twin sister did once a few years back, during a Brewers game.
  22. Becks...poamr

    Good Concert DVDS...

    MetallicA's Binge and Purge and Cunning Stunts
  23. Becks...poamr

    If You Could Fight Someone Famous...

    A Rod. C'mon. I could whip his ass in seconds.
  24. Becks...poamr

    High School Football On TV...

    I thought only small hick towns did that on public access TV.
  25. Becks...poamr

    B-Day present

    Both are good ideas, and what I was going to suggest.
  26. Becks...poamr

    People Baffle Me...

    So that's why the police picked me up...
  27. Becks...poamr

    What would YOU do ? How would YOU feel ?

    Wow. Tough question asked. Maybe keep half and give half?
  28. Becks...poamr

    Have You Ever Crossed Paths With An Ex ?

    That's a pretty damn spiffy idea. :D
  29. Becks...poamr

    2008 MLB Thread

    Since I moved back to WI, I haven't been following my Brewers so much. :dunno: :helpme:
  30. Becks...poamr

    Captchas = annoying!!!

    I hate them so much!!!!
  31. Becks...poamr

    Oh, well, that, too. :Þ

    Oh, well, that, too. :Þ
  32. Becks...poamr

    I'm lazy with my siggy. I think it doesn't work at the moment, but I haven't fixed it yet...

    I'm lazy with my siggy. I think it doesn't work at the moment, but I haven't fixed it yet. Don't worry. It'll happy.
  33. Becks...poamr

    Very much so. :D

    Very much so. :D
  34. Becks...poamr

    Have You Ever Crossed Paths With An Ex ?

    That would be worth it, so I could get it on camera.
  35. Becks...poamr

    OK, fine, I'm in. I just never got a formal invitation. *pout*

    OK, fine, I'm in. I just never got a formal invitation. *pout*
  36. Becks...poamr

    9-year-old barred for pitching too well

    The only reason this could be a good thing is that maybe he won't blow out his arm and shoulder by the age of 12.
  37. Becks...poamr

    Workplace Thread:disliking your boss & coworkers

    You never invited me.
  38. Becks...poamr

    Have You Ever Crossed Paths With An Ex ?

    I moved to Jersey to get away from my exes. But I came back to WI. I guess I better avoid some parts of the southern part of the state.
  39. Becks...poamr

    Strange Bathroom Activity

    If it makes you feel any better, Tunsty, I try not to think about him at all. And I agree with what you wrote. I feel the same way. :helpme:
  40. Becks...poamr

    Hey, baby. :leer: My weekend was good. Went down to visit my mommy and sister, then we all...

    Hey, baby. :leer: My weekend was good. Went down to visit my mommy and sister, then we all came up here and spent time with some other siblings. Fun was had by all. :D
  41. Becks...poamr

    Oh, I'm worried about them. Too bad there's no one in Jersey who I can trust to keep an eye on...

    Oh, I'm worried about them. Too bad there's no one in Jersey who I can trust to keep an eye on them.
  42. Becks...poamr

    Insatiable, aren't you?

    Insatiable, aren't you?
  43. Becks...poamr

    How old do you like your women?

    Men: approx. 25 to 40ish. :dunno:
  44. Becks...poamr

    How many people have the same name as you?

    Just my first name? 655,560 Just my last name? 60,982 My full name? 131
  45. Becks...poamr

    Oh, I won't. I carry assorted weaponry on my person.

    Oh, I won't. I carry assorted weaponry on my person.
  46. Becks...poamr

    Yeah, I think so, too. :D

    Yeah, I think so, too. :D
  47. Becks...poamr

    Born Again!

    I saw a glow in the dark one on a website once.
  48. Becks...poamr

    King penguin receives Norwegian knighthood

    What a cute story. :)
  49. Becks...poamr

    Octopuses have six "arms" and two "legs"

    Very cool story. Thank you for enabling me to learn something new today.
  50. Becks...poamr

    2008 MLB Thread

    Oh, man, I haven't been to Miller Park in YEARS!!!! I have to hang out by the bullpen and say hey to Billy Castro. :tongue:
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