Who invented sex? (joke)

[Roald]

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

:glugglug:

 

[Artimus]

This was a funny joke. About 10 YEARS AGO!
:lame:

Not one of your better posts Roald.

 

[Roald]

This was a funny joke. About 10 YEARS AGO!
:lame:

Not one of your better posts Roald.

Damn, never heard it before sorry

I am off to bed :helpme:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I like it Roald. I've never heard it before.

 

[Member2228]

hmm..

 

[mongo18]

I got a chuckle out of it, so it wasn't a total waste.

 

[laxe]

chuck norris

 

[Torre82]

chuck norris

Yeah, but it was MURLOCS that introduced it to the fish. People. Uh.. mer-fish-dudes.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex. Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicks the air, and every woman within a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant.

Good joke, Roald. I never heard it before.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I've heard it before, but it's still good for a giggle.

 

[BlueBalls]

That joke is blasphemous, only god created sex and any discussion other wise will send you all straight to the firery depths of hell!!!

 

[Magnet]

Never heard it before, pretty funny.

A hell of a lot better then your ass cleaning thread.