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  1. Becks...poamr

    Be honest ! Do you make your bed every day ?

    In all honesty, I only call him by his real name when I'm talking to his parents or referring to him as Uncle ****...when he's not Uncle Mr. Becks. :1orglaugh Other names I call him: the man of the household, the man I live with, that ambiguously gay fellow...and other things when I'm angry...
  2. Becks...poamr

    Do Models Buy Their Own Boob Jobs ?

    Woo hoo!!!!!! Let me check my work schedule and we'll set up a time.
  3. Becks...poamr

    Unfortunately, cashiering for now. Hopefully something will open up in another department in a...

    Unfortunately, cashiering for now. Hopefully something will open up in another department in a reasonable amount of time.
  4. Becks...poamr

    Compaq Laptop for $298

    Senob and I stopped at the Evil Empire Store this evening. They WILL have at least 10 for sale tomorrow. However, Wisconsin law (we were told) says that they have to sell them for $398. :dunno:
  5. Becks...poamr

    Do Models Buy Their Own Boob Jobs ?

    Take me to dinner there and I'll put out for you however, wherever, whenever.
  6. Becks...poamr

    Who is going to the the first rapper ...

    2Pac from beyond the grave.
  7. Becks...poamr

    Be honest ! Do you make your bed every day ?

    Hell no. I'd have to bury Senob under the covers if I did that. I guess I don't count anymore.
  8. Becks...poamr

    Updated: Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Credits!

    Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! Cool. I can stalk now. :angels:
  9. Becks...poamr

    Bummer about the work load. I start my new job tomorrow morning at 8. :eek: Part time to...

    Bummer about the work load. I start my new job tomorrow morning at 8. :eek: Part time to start, so that's good... Take care!!!
  10. Becks...poamr

    I start my new job tomorrow morning at 8. :D

    I start my new job tomorrow morning at 8. :D
  11. Becks...poamr

    Facebook sucks

    You have to find me, first.
  12. Becks...poamr

    cum coming out of nose

    Actually, it sounds like he tried giving a facial and aimed poorly.
  13. Becks...poamr

    Naughty teacher strips for her students

    :dunno: I wonder if teachers get paid there they way they do here. Maybe she was trying to pick up a little bit of extra cash.
  14. Becks...poamr

    Updated: Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Credits!

    Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! Don't lie. You're all about Senob. I'll need directions to your house/business/random room to do this for you, you understand.
  15. Becks...poamr

    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    I know absolutely NOTHING about World of Warcraft. I was referring to one of the aliens on The Simpsons.
  16. Becks...poamr

    Do you ever get pissed off with shit?

    Oh, cool. I have plans now!!!!!!
  17. Becks...poamr

    Updated: Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Credits!

    Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! I don't think I can provide the "starch" he wants.
  18. Becks...poamr

    It's my own fault. I've been putting off job hunting. I should've worked hard on it when I...

    It's my own fault. I've been putting off job hunting. I should've worked hard on it when I moved out here, but instead I did it sporadically.
  19. Becks...poamr

    I'm a sig slacker, and I apologize. I'll fix it in a moment. I've been babysitting AND job...

    I'm a sig slacker, and I apologize. I'll fix it in a moment. I've been babysitting AND job hunting.
  20. Becks...poamr

    Do you ever get pissed off with shit?

    I have red hair and I'm Irish/German. What do YOU think?
  21. Becks...poamr

    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    I voted for Kodos. :D
  22. Becks...poamr

    Updated: Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Credits!

    Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! How come no one with 10000+ posts has proclaimed their love/lust for me yet? :crying:
  23. Becks...poamr

    Who Can Make A Guy Cum First...?

    Damn skippy. I used to be good enough for you. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
  24. Becks...poamr

    The Simpsons Poised To Make TV History

    That won't work on me.
  25. Becks...poamr

    I'm 18.....

    Can I EVER have plans that don't involve Senob? Do I have to stay, or can I escape for a few hours?
  26. Becks...poamr

    Facebook sucks

    Is that good or bad?
  27. Becks...poamr

    Do you have cash ?

    Can you give me some coinage? I'm discovering I can't get by on my looks any longer.
  28. Becks...poamr

    Do you have cash ?

    Very true. I like carrying cash on me. I don't know why. I don't have any at the moment, though, since I'm unemployed.
  29. Becks...poamr

    Facebook sucks

    Which am I?
  30. Becks...poamr

    The Simpsons Poised To Make TV History

    The Simpsons is STILL better than King of the Hill EVER was.
  31. Becks...poamr

    Man is found glued to toilet seat

    That's YOU?!?!?!?
  32. Becks...poamr

    Hey, Americans...

    I'm writing in Bob Uecker.
  33. Becks...poamr

    I'm 18.....

    And your point is...?
  34. Becks...poamr

    What Day Of The Week do people have sex

    :1orglaugh That's the leap year bonus. Yep, totally intentional.
  35. Becks...poamr

    I'm 18.....

    If I listed all the books I've ever read, I'd blow everyone's minds.
  36. Becks...poamr

    DNA legacy of ancient seafarers

    Fascinating.
  37. Becks...poamr

    I'm 18.....

    Magazines I read: MAD, Sports Illustrated and Reader's Digest. I wouldn't watch that damnable show if I got paid for it.
  38. Becks...poamr

    What Day Of The Week do people have sex

    Sunday--missionary Monday--standing Tuesday--doggie Wednesday--69 Thursday--reverse cowgirl Friday--wheelbarrow Saturday--masturbation
  39. Becks...poamr

    King of the Hill cancelled!

    All I can say is...I'm glad.
  40. Becks...poamr

    Google or Yahoo Halloween logo?

    I didn't get to see either of them. :crying:
  41. Becks...poamr

    For the next time you go out for chinese. . .

    I'd go with "words don't begin to describe you", myself.
  42. Becks...poamr

    I've been good. Spent the majority of my time since Oct. 24th babysitting, but it's over now...

    I've been good. Spent the majority of my time since Oct. 24th babysitting, but it's over now. Yay. How's life been (mis)treating you lately?
  43. Becks...poamr

    I've lived and learned to avoid large bodies of water.

    I've lived and learned to avoid large bodies of water.
  44. Becks...poamr

    For the next time you go out for chinese. . .

    "Nobody Nose It But Me"
  45. Becks...poamr

    That'll teach you. I don't swim. I can't float and I nearly drowned when I was 3 or so (give...

    That'll teach you. I don't swim. I can't float and I nearly drowned when I was 3 or so (give or take).
  46. Becks...poamr

    For the next time you go out for chinese. . .

    I got those pics, too, and it was a series of six.
  47. Becks...poamr

    2008 MLB Thread

    Just in case anyone cares, Brewers hired Macha as their new manager. Carry on.
  48. Becks...poamr

    Why?

    Why?
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