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  1. Spleen

    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    There is nothing wrong with wanting to see the evidence. I don't think it's a lie or a conspiracy, but I still want to see proof.
  2. Spleen

    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    To the naysayers.... If the government were going to lie, they would have done it about 7 years ago. Enough time to still start a few wars and blame it on him, and also not look like total failures.
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    Royal wedding thread!

    I pity the fool waking up early to watch this shit. I pity the fool watching it in general.
  4. Spleen

    What are you listening to right now?

    New Beastie Boys album, streaming on their website. I'm in love with it after just one listen.
  5. Spleen

    Porn is not glamorous

    Your mums not glamorous.
  6. Spleen

    To the girls do you enjoy watching gay porn like guys enjoy lesbo porn?

    Short answer, no. Some do, obviously, but not on the same level as men love dykes.
  7. Spleen

    Planet of the Apes Prequel Trailer

    Actually looks pretty good. It will probably suck, but the idea is good. Possibly could have done with a better title.
  8. Spleen

    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

    Re: Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied Not that it makes any difference to you, WTC7WP. You're still not going to get laid.
  9. Spleen

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Freeones has the best ass. His name is BlueBalls. ZING!
  10. Spleen

    Catalina Cruz or Crissy Moran?

    The results of the poll say otherwise.
  11. Spleen

    Summer has arrived.

    Today was fucking beautiful. Perfect weather for a lazy day of beer drinking. "Good Friday" is an understatement.
  12. Spleen

    >>> Little Birdie Told Me About Violet and Gisele Getting Together

    So they'll just stand next to each other and MAYBE touch each others boobs in one photo?
  13. Spleen

    I am the happiest luckiest guy on earth!

    I actually pity you. Women are hard enough to deal with. Then you add to that a woman who is so uncomfortable with herself she needs to surgically enhance her body?... I'm out of there.
  14. Spleen

    Thanks For the Reps!

    High rep doesn't equal best freeones member, not even close.
  15. Spleen

    Do you ever wonder how some guys are successful with women?

    Because they don't spend their time wondering why other guys are more popular with girls than they are. Confidence is all you need.
  16. Spleen

    GG Allin: yey or nay?

    I'm not a fan of his music, but I respect his complete lack of giving a fuck. It was pretty heroic while it lasted. I'm glad he died instead of getting older and chaning his ways and doing a butter commercial (HEEELLOOOO JOHNNY ROTTEN!) Have you not been to Los Angeles? I'm not easily...
  17. Spleen

    movie decades

    70's, 90's and 00's. I know some people are going to disagree with my last two choices, especially the 00's, but those pretentious little cunts can fuck right off.
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    Chat Room on freeones?

    I'm sure people would turn up if they knew about it. Just needs to get more advertising. http://gabbly.com/board.freeones.com http://gabbly.com/board.freeones.com http://gabbly.com/board.freeones.com http://gabbly.com/board.freeones.com I'm sticking this shit in my signature. Shit...
  19. Spleen

    Chat Room on freeones?

    There are a couple of apps that add a kind of chatroom to any website... I forget the name, one of you people must know. edit: Here you go http://gabbly.com/board.freeones.com
  20. Spleen

    Bar Drink

    I'll put my knob in your creek. ZIIING!
  21. Spleen

    Bar Drink

    Beer.
  22. Spleen

    The Music Thread

    It's getting re-released next month with a load of B-sides/acoustic tracks.
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    Royal wedding thread!

    I can't WAIT for the day of the royal wedding so I can not turn my tv on at all and just ignore it. 2 billion people are going to be watching. A THIRD OF THE FUCKING PLANET. I wanna be a part of the majority on this one. The pressure is definitely on for Kate. A car crash after a chase through...
  24. Spleen

    Using fleshlight like real girl while watching POV porn

    I wank inbetween real sex out of habit/wanting a release, not because I'm trying to replace or imitate sex. This seems weird to me. I think if I did it, I'd probably cry myself to sleep afterwards. But that's just me.
  25. Spleen

    So i think my gf might be cheating on me :/

    Possibly, it was just a few little things that seemed to suggest that that was the case. And oh yeah, nearly forgot, ( o )( o )
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    Am im the only one thinks pregnant sex is a form of child abuse

    Not in the sense that you mean. However, when it comes to porn, if I found out my mother was fucked by another man on camera while I was showing as a bump, I'd probably never speak to her again. Scumbags. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
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    So i think my gf might be cheating on me :/

    You've been going out with a girl on the internet for a year and you've never even met her. If I was in your shoes, regardless of her being faithful, I'd be jumping into a bathtub with a toaster right about now.
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    Trailer For New Beastie Boys Record

    The songs that have been released so far have been pretty good. I'm looking forward to it. Plus this 30 minute video with all the celeb cameos is gonna be awesome.
  29. Spleen

    I woke up this morning...

    We call her Ke£ha on this side of the pond.
  30. Spleen

    problems with freeones

    I got 99 problems but a forum ain't one.
  31. Spleen

    Felonious Munk: Social Commentary From An Angry Black Man.

    Holy shit, I fucking love this dude. Thanks for the links, chief.
  32. Spleen

    can someone good horror movies that will make me jump

    Orphanage won't just make you jump, it will chill you right to the core.
  33. Spleen

    'Vampire' woman gets ‘horns’ implanted

    I would. I wouldn't be happy about it, but I would.
  34. Spleen

    Do the Bernie!

    Fixed for truth.
  35. Spleen

    Who Is Better At Titty Fucking

    Me.
  36. Spleen

    *** NOTE: Please update your password ***

    Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** I haven't changed it and I'm not going to.
  37. Spleen

    Federal Officials Send 4-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Back To Guatemala

    Guatemala is a fucking awesome country. I'd rather be there than New York.
  38. Spleen

    Did you want to find out the sex of your baby?

    ^ Fuck that. It's your baby as much as hers. Don't just bend over and take it. Say to her "I'd like to know". Sit down and discuss it. Maybe she'll change her mind and want to know, maybe you'll change your mind. If you truely want to know, you'll have to talk about it or it will just piss you...
  39. Spleen

    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    Why did the Japanese kid drop his ice cream?... ...Because he was hit by a building.
  40. Spleen

    Charlie Sheen

    If he gets signed onto Two and a Half Men again, the ratings will definitely go up. People who didn't give a shit about the show before will suddenly take notice. Sheen knew this all along. He might be crazy, but he is not stupid.
  41. Spleen

    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    I see your facebook pops up at the bottom, Mr Riepen.
  42. Spleen

    I really wish I had a butt!

    Don't listen to these guys, they are just trying to make you feel better. I'm on your side.
  43. Spleen

    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    Give a Japanese man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.
  44. Spleen

    The FreeOnes Motorcycle Club

    I'll join as long as we are badass. I'm talking bar fights and setting government owned property on fire. Gun running. Drug dealing. You know the score. I don't own a bike, but that isn't even the point.
  45. Spleen

    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    Harden the fuck up.
  46. Spleen

    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    I was fucking a Japanese girl and said "It felt like the ground moved". Only joking, she didn't say anything, she was dead.
  47. Spleen

    Best girl? Bree Olson or Erica Campbell???

    His rep power says it all. Hats off to him for continuing to try though. Same nonsense since 2003. That's dedication.
  48. Spleen

    Best girl? Bree Olson or Erica Campbell???

    This poll is shit. I don't mean any disrespect to you personally, Mr Thread Starter, it's just a very poor effort. Why are we voting for the women in pairs? Why does the title only state two names? What do these women even have in common? Like I said, poor effort.
  49. Spleen

    Knute the polar bear dead. Pay your respects

    I love how the thread starter made an error, and everyone has just copied him. K N U T
  50. Spleen

    Apple, Steve Jobs under fire for approving app that claims to cure homosexuality

    Have you ever tried writing fiction professionally?
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