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When they threatened to kick him off, why didn't he just man up and pull up his trousers? He's so un-punk these days I can't believe he didn't just do it straight away.

Re: A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. This is almost as fucked up as the act itself - why is SHE not on the register?

Fuck that. Scared shitless of those bastarding things.

That's because you are extremely ignorant.

Phew, thank god for that, they almost had to start wearing condoms. Carry on.

Yes, because an attack like 9/11 was inevitable. If it wasn't then, it would of been 2, 3, 5 or 6 years later. And it hasn't happened since, purely down to security factors we see daily, and likelyhood is it probably won't happen again on anything close to that scale. Clearly, it fucking is.

I'll probably celebrate with bacon.

Not a single fuck was given that day.

A big fat man.

4 something. Which is ridiculous as I have probably posted about 10 times in the last month. I guess it's just from when I posted a lot, when this place had better members.

Fishing accident.

Savannah Gold was pretty awesome. Didn't she get her throat slit or something? That's fucking grim.

Did this post just sail clear above your head?

Because their accent is amusing. Whatever they say, no matter how serious it might be, it sounds ridiculous.

"All the blondes on a come down after a meth binge are on freeones"

Re: Olympics London 2012 I accidentally bought volley ball tickets instead of BEACH volley ball. FML.

Happy to say I've travelled the world and tasted many a foreign vagina.

He's just fucking around. It's Jim Carrey. While he probably does mean it when he says he'd fuck her, he's just taking it as far as he can to get some laughs. I'm stumped at the response by the public more than the video. Is this the first time you've seen Jim Carrey?

Cunt. Not because it offends me but, but because of that exact reason. It used to mean something. When someone called you a cunt, you really knew you'd done something wrong. Now it get's thrown around willynilly just like "fuck" or "shit". It should go back to how it was - The word you used...

Middle one. What's her name? I'd eat the shit out of her asshole. I'd also eat the other two girls shit if they first shat into the ass of the middle one and she then shat it back into my mouth.

Yeah. By a random stranger in a backpacker hostel in Mexico city. The toilet door was clearly locked but he hit it so hard it came open. There was no hiding it by pretending I was taking a shit as my cock was wrapped in toilet paper (my standard tactic to avoid cum stained jeans). I just...

Is he still actually performing? I know he still appears in porn movies, but I didn't think he did any fucking... Thought it was all just cameos... Anyone actually seen any recent stuff to prove me wrong?

"How old will your mum be on her 40th birthday?" Srsly.

Not as awful as the Blade Runner sequel/prequel that's just been announced :(

Mostly, yes. I did once have a party that started at 1am and ended at 5am... It was pretty fucking depraved, and I nearly got kicked out of my apartment because of it. Other than that, I'm a good neighbour.

The batwing looks fucking ridiculous.

Stories like this piss me off. Where were girls like this when I was growing up?

For me, Anthrax was never close to the rest. Not sure why they made it into a "top 4"... Should have been 3. And even then, Metallica wins by a fucking mile.

I was staying in a hostel last year in Thailand. There was about 15 people in the room, and my bed was the one right next to the door. One morning, I woke up quite late and the entire room was empty. To my horror, my cock and fallen out of the hole in the night and was just lying there, in full...

In my opinion, nothing wrong with congratulating someone when they get to a mile stone. Shouldn't be at 1000 though...

Whos the babe in your avatar? And also, what the hell did you do to Jazzy to get such a comment? Just the usual Andronicus type shit I presume... :1orglaugh

I always thought Pheonix Maries looked like a mouth.

Just get over it.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA. That's hilarious. I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't laughing, everyone seemed to be having a good time on set...

MrsWalker's only been here for a couple of days and is already making these kinds of threads. Whos been banned lately? This is blatently a multiple account.

Passing out in a camp site after taking a shit on the floor. My pants were still around my ankles.

Anyone with any common sense isn't going to share a needle with or have sex with a junkie. Junkies only spread HIV to other junkies. I see no problem with that.

Re: North London rioters burn police cars, bus and shops over police shooting 'gangst After watching live coverage for an hour, i'd like to point how racially diverse all the rioters are. OH WAIT........

Re: North London rioters burn police cars, bus and shops over police shooting 'gangst All over some little cunt. Don't get me wrong, I am pro-violence, but only when there is a good reason for it.

Re: Why am i so attracted to Cheryl Cole right now? She has in the past dabbled in the occasional racist attack, so her soul is likely to be rotten, but she goes, man. Oh yeah, so fucking goes...

Re: Why am i so attracted to Cheryl Cole right now? Because she's fucking stunning. Simple.

Thanks for the rep, chief. I must admit I was a little ticked off when no one noticed it at the time, haha.

I've never had a problem with American girls finding me attractive in real life, and as I don't care what anyone says about me or Brits in general on the internetz, I do not care.

Jack Nicholson's son's friend's father's uncle's cousin's daughter was caught shop lifting. Same thing.

That's a lot of awesome dudes.

There is a red mark on the side of my face from the force of my palm.

I got a mention, my life is super sweet.

They look like little taps, the damage will be minimal.

Anyone else think it's wierd she hasn't aged a day in about 5 years?