Your Most Embarrassing Moment

[MrsWalker]

Here is mine:

I was at a Jesus Festival near Reading, Pennsylvania a few years ago.

There was probably 15,000 people in attendance and it was located on a farmers hay fields surrounded by gently rolling hills.

Anyway, I spent the night with my friends in the tent, then went over to the "porta-potties" near the gigantic stage where a minister was giving the morning prayer.

This was not some little event. I mean there are people all over the place with campfires and making breakfast for their group.

Well, I got done doing my morning business in the porta-pottie and decided to walk over to the middle of crowd sitting on the grass listening to the preacher.

There was probable 500 hundred people or more having a good time.

Anyway, a breeze came up and I noticed about a ten foot long piece of toilet paper was dangling around me, so I grabbed hold of it and said to myself, "I wonder where this came from?"

I followed the toilet paper back and it came from underneath my skirt!

God Damn these people! I walked all the way from the shitters with a long piece of toilet paper blowing in the wind behind me, and not one of the bastards was kind enough to inform me!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I was at a Jesus Festival

God Damn these people!

Curiouser and curiouser.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I was at a Jesus Festival...

Yep, that's as far as I made it.

Organized religion just amuses me.

 

[STDiva]

When I was in grade school, we had a big inflatable planetarium a class could sit in and see constellations. We all say in a big circle and the teacher is talking about stars, when all of a sudden I ripped the biggest fart of my life. The whole group inside, teachers including evacuated that thing like someone pulled the pin of a grenade. It wasn't intentional, and I didn't find it funny but I still had to sit in detention for it.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

When I was in grade school, we had a big inflatable planetarium a class could sit in and see constellations. We all say in a big circle and the teacher is talking about stars, when all of a sudden I ripped the biggest fart of my life. The whole group inside, teachers including evacuated that thing like someone pulled the pin of a grenade. It wasn't intentional, and I didn't find it funny but I still had to sit in detention for it.

:rofl: :rofl2:

I like that one!

 

[ban-one]

I mean this in a joking and good-natured ribbing sort of way, so please don't take this the wrong way:

You were at a Jesus Festival?

Where in the Bible does it say write erotic stories?

Although I've heard somewhere the Church once had brothels for their patrons, believing sex with a prostitute to be better than spilling your seed by your hand, so who the hell knows?

 

[Awsome]

Getting caught masturbating, by a nun

 

[ban-one]

Getting caught masturbating, by a nun

You get rapped on the knuckles with a ruler, or somewhere more important to you?

 

[Awsome]

You get rapped on the knuckles with a ruler, or somewhere more important to you?

Haha she screamed at me, and than called up my parents. They gave me the beating of a lifetime :/ (i was only 12 back then). how was i supposed to know you cant do that in a church bathroom!? :dunno:
What made me worry more was the fact that a female nun came to a male bathroom and then opened the door, has privacy completely been destroyed?! :dunno::hairpull:

 

[ban-one]

how was i supposed to know you cant do that in a church bathroom!?

What was a nun doing in (what I assume) the boys' room?

 

[grower_boy]

LOL...so far these things are hilarious. I can't believe someone's parents would beat them for masturbating though.

My most embarrasing moment came in junior year of high school. My school had mirrors in all the staircases, so if you were looking into the mirror as you climbed, you could see what was happening at the bottom. Well one day, there were three hott girls chillen at the bottom of the stairs. Naturally, I was checking them out in the mirror as I climbed but then I tripped and FELL up the stairs. They were all speechless and didn't know how to react. I assume they laughed as soon as I was gone.

 

[Awsome]

What was a nun doing in (what I assume) the boys' room?

I just edited it because i knew you were gonna ask me that, i think one of the fathers told her to check up on me because i was away for like 10 minutes with the excuse of wanting to pee :/

 

[MrsWalker]

When I was in grade school, we had a big inflatable planetarium a class could sit in and see constellations. We all say in a big circle and the teacher is talking about stars, when all of a sudden I ripped the biggest fart of my life. The whole group inside, teachers including evacuated that thing like someone pulled the pin of a grenade. It wasn't intentional, and I didn't find it funny but I still had to sit in detention for it.

I have another story about a planetarium:

When I was eighteen years old and in college, we also had a big inflatable planetarium that my instructor would insert in me when I sat on his lap.

One day he took off my panties and inserted his "landing craft" inside me then said, "We are about to land on Mars and the landing craft needs to eject all of it's liquid contents in order for a safe landing!"

I told him, "Okay, go ahead and discharge! I don't want to jeopardize the mission!"

A few minutes later after I have been bouncing up and down on his cock, he suddenly stopped and said, "Misty, do you feel the landing craft transferring it's contents inside you?"

I told him, "Yes, I feel it pumping inside me! Mission accomplished!"

 

[ban-one]

My most embarrasing moment came in junior year of high school. My school had mirrors in all the staircases, so if you were looking into the mirror as you climbed, you could see what was happening at the bottom. Well one day, there were three hott girls chillen at the bottom of the stairs. Naturally, I was checking them out in the mirror as I climbed but then I tripped and FELL up the stairs. :facepalm They were all speechless and didn't know how to react. I assume they laughed as soon as I was gone.

I did something similar boarding a school bus on a rainy day with slick steps(after hundreds of flawless boardings, kinda like Kramer on 'Seinfeld,' with his 'Reality Bus Tour' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9WtjFhEGrM @ the 2:23 mark), and all the driver could say was "Watch your step." Thanks, alot.

 

[ban-one]

I just edited it because i knew you were gonna ask me that, i think one of the fathers told her to check up on me because i was away for like 10 minutes with the excuse of wanting to pee :/

Were you in a stall(with the better excuse of having to leave a deuce, and you're all backed up to give you plenty of time), or out in the open?

 

[Boothbabe]

I had my most embarrasing moment a few weeks ago. Before I go to bed I usually check out the weather report for the next day because I ride my bike to work, that way I'll know if it's going to rain in the morning. The weather report said it was going to be a beautiful sunny day just like the days before so when I woke up I put on a yellow skirt and a white blouse. I got on my bike and just before I arrived @ work it started to rain...hard. The skirt and blouse are both made of thin fabric and I wasn't wearing a bra :1orglaugh

 

[Spleen]

Passing out in a camp site after taking a shit on the floor. My pants were still around my ankles.

 

[Ulysses31]

After leaving school once I was walking home in the snow and slipped on the ice landing on my backside in full view of about 10000 kids walking behind me, I've also slipped on a banana once and went hurtling through the air as I'd been walking quite fast, that was pretty embarassing and I hurt my hip as well.

 

[ban-one]

I had my most embarrasing moment a few weeks ago. Before I go to bed I usually check out the weather report for the next day because I ride my bike to work, that way I'll know if it's going to rain in the morning. The weather report said it was going to be a beautiful sunny day just like the days before so when I woke up I put on a yellow skirt and a white blouse. I got on my bike and just before I arrived @ work it started to rain...hard. The skirt and blouse are both made of thin fabric and I wasn't wearing a bra :1orglaugh

Might've been embarrassing for you, but I'm sure all your male and lez co-workers appreciated it.

 

[Awsome]

Were you in a stall(with the better excuse of having to leave a deuce, and you're all backed up to give you plenty of time), or out in the open?

In my church you had this system where there were seats attached to the wall, and beneath the seats they were all interconnected to each other so it was out in the open (its hard to describe what it was like, imagine a massive bench against the walls of a room and withing the long bench there were like 5/6 seats they were the toilets, and they were wide open)- there were no stalls in there. And it was 10+ minutes - the point was i was in there really long :S. I think thats what got them worried. :/