Have you ever been caught wanking?

yeah i have a few times here and there...never been a big deal though :dunno:
 
yep. The classic right as I am cumming part too... I don't think she saw anythings as I was able to spring up and shut the door before it was completely open.
 
no...i Always check the door again to make sure its locked before i start..i think masturbation is is only weired if you get caught....Clean it up people!:wave:
 

Facetious

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Re: Have you ever been caught wanking?

Never, but I got caught screwing ''Tootie'' one fine New Years morning... long story, but dad was pissed! I just blew it off, you see, I was the new big stud of the household while he was reduced to the ranks of an aging father. Yep, I'd walk around the place thinking to myself...Watch out for me, dad, I'll kick yer ass!

The new found attitude didn't last long though... another long story. :(

Thanks for the query, Mr. G spot! ;)
 
Re: Have you ever been caught wanking?

Never, but I got caught screwing ''Tootie'' one fine New Years morning... long story, but dad was pissed! I just blew it off, you see, I was the new big stud of the household while he was reduced to the ranks of an aging father. Yep, I'd walk around the place thinking to myself...Watch out for me, dad, I'll kick yer ass!

The new found attitude didn't last long though... another long story. :(

Thanks for the query, Mr. G spot! ;)

i'm assuming the new found attitude ended with an ass kicking from the aging father? :dunno:
 

PirateKing

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Re: Have you ever been caught wanking?

Never, but I got caught screwing ''Tootie'' one fine New Years morning... long story, but dad was pissed! I just blew it off, you see, I was the new big stud of the household while he was reduced to the ranks of an aging father. Yep, I'd walk around the place thinking to myself...Watch out for me, dad, I'll kick yer ass!

The new found attitude didn't last long though... another long story. :(

Thanks for the query, Mr. G spot! ;)
Cool story bro.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Yes by my mother! when I was 15. It's an unpleasant memory that I will take to my grave.

:o
 

Spleen

Banned?
Yeah. By a random stranger in a backpacker hostel in Mexico city.

The toilet door was clearly locked but he hit it so hard it came open.

There was no hiding it by pretending I was taking a shit as my cock was wrapped in toilet paper (my standard tactic to avoid cum stained jeans).

I just shrugged my shoulders, closed the door, and got on with it.

And in my defense, the only reason I was finishing myself off in a hostel is because the girl I was with the night before was on her period and wouldn't fuck me.

Bitch even left a blood stain on my jeans after dry humping me.
 
Never but been busted having sex a couple of times :facepalm:
 
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