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Minimal effort exerted...didn't want to waste too much on the dickslap. I doubt it. Besides, it was the sis who started things. And she is married too so I can't see her risking her marriage just to tell on me! lol!

That's news to me. I was in Cali mid-Jan.... got to experience my first "hurricane" then got home two days late because the North West was snaggletoothed due to ice storms. If you call that non-winter, I'd hate to experience your real winters!

Yeah, wait 5 years until shit REALLY bottoms out!

I did search for "asshole" but the only result that came up was you. Weird.

I recently had an interesting experience with the wife's younger sister. Long story short, there's about 10+ years of sexual tension between us which all came to a head (literally and figuratively!) while on vacation. Anyone have any (TRUE) tales of the sister? (is there already a thread...

I think that statement is actually in the Constitution! (and if not, it should be!)

Lame. Shut it down!

I wouldn't hire you for anything. Your work ethic is shit and your mental attitude sucks just as hard. Perhaps you need to visit a few old folks homes and have a chat with some gizzled old sons of bitches who actually did have a hard life! Sissy.

I know. Hello, son.

Sounds like your awesome SAT scores are not translating into real-life intelligence! LOL! Sorry you have a limited mental capacity. Easier to just accepted your situation instead of fighting it. Or ask your roommate and/or his hot sister if you can borrow bus fare to Texas.

This guy (OP) is really fucking whiny. (and probably just lying about the whole thing to get attention) Here's an answer: it's SF, right? Try your hand(/mouth/ass) at being a gay male prostitute! Good luck!

Uh...don't think so. If they currently buy 17 barrels of oil with 1 ounce of gold and these transactions spike the gold price to $2,500/oz...then they could buy 25 barrels of oil for the same ounce (assuming oil stays at $100).

Inside american borders?

What does your roommate (or his hot sister) think about it?

No idea. My secretary takes care of all those boring details.

Re: Who made you cum today? What's she been up to lately? Where is the mighty Mu???

Seattle???

Where else can you get 5 cent beaver!?! It is weird though, the difference in the countries: Canada -- sexually open and chillin'....un-gun crazy and can't buy liquor at every store with a door and a shelf. USA -- showing a nipple or saying "God damn" on teevee is ILLEGAL....yet it's a...

Me. :eeew:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Toss, yes; decoder ring...lemme wash that up a little bit first! wha??? No cell phone? No face? There goes my 'To Do' list! lol that's the problem with coming into a conversation in the middle...my imagination always makes up its own beginning!

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread You really know how to speed things up for a guy, Nikki ! :uohs:

Pearl necklace, indeed. Fuck. Me. Is it REALLY necessary to be this fucking hot!?!?

WHO?!?!?

I think 'Magnum' was the name of his mustache. :dunno:

Damn you for being first! But I wholly agree! :thumbsup: And not to nitpick, but the proper spelling of his name is, "Sledge Hammer!" "A cop is a one-man zoo with a gun." ~ SH!

It's here and now, brotha! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human–animal_marriage http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2010/03/love-thing-a-history-of-people-who-married-inanimate-objects

Based on...???

Antarctic girls are where it's at! :thumbsup:

It is available in Canada, although somewhat staticky...depends where you live. Best portion -- Open Lines! LOL! Man...there are some real nut jobs out there -- both East and West of the Rockies! This dude...five hours following an ant....across the yard.....would love to be unemployed! LOL!

LOL! Love how they couldn't even use REAL Zep music!

And I bet you give both of them the same "rights" -- food, shelter, health care, etc.

ONLY if the marriage contract is finalized within a religious context. The law doesn't give a shit who stands where. And we all know religion has no place in law...but that's only according to the Constitution. ;)

I can't believe I read the whole thing. :helpme: I better head on over to the "I Can't Take Life Anymore" thread now...

Um...the "Sex Advice" thread is over there.... :1orglaugh

It's actually the originators of pizza who are in fact telling you the LAW of what constitutes a "fucking pizza". What pizza is NOT is a big greasy, doughy, meaty hot shit mess. Just as I said -- americans eat with their fat stomachs, not their mouths. Try eating a PLAIN pizza with high...

Tell that to Adam...he married (and more!) his own daughter, Eve! :surprise:

Jessie Dalton http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted2/jb/gals/jessie-dalton2/004.jpg

I stole my dad's Playboy when I was 5. It was all downhill (uphill?) from there. I saw my first real life naked woman woman when I was...12(?)...on my paper route one morning, saw a neighbour getting dressed in her window, lights on, curtains open. Glorious. Yup, I definitely blame those two...

That's all fine and dandy, but....what is the average DEPTH of female porn stars??? :facepalm:

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/311/f/9/pizza_night_in_america_by_kidantipathy-d32dkbm.jpg

Thank you. The formulation of a "marriage" has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with religion and everything to do with LAW. Perhaps citizens and politicians should bone up on their Constitution.

With my eyes. But my vision has become increasingly terrible since the age of 5.

Oh okay...the MODERN ERA pizza.... Satisfied? We don't use hieroglyphics anymore either. ;)

Why is it you need a church to get married but a lawyer to get divorced?

Was it 'Sad Sack' movie night at your place? :1orglaugh

Pizza originated in Naples, Italy. Authentic Neapolitan pizzas are made with tomatoes and Mozzarella cheese -- ONLY. Official variants: Pizza Marinara -- tomato, garlic, oregano, extra-virgin olive oil; Pizza Margherita -- tomato, mozzarella, basil, extra-virgin olive oil. Pizza Napoletana...

Re: Denmark sucks ! All european countries too ! Ummm...you do know you just described america, right?

THey could sell way more yearbooks to the public/dirty old men if they left the pic in. Wrap it in plastic, slap a hefty "Taboo" price tag on it...good as gold! Oh...I forgot...it's a government organization...no wonder they screwed it up! lol!

Doesn't matter, she's fully clothed -- according to the law. But yeah, I agree...she got the publicity she was after...only a matter of (brief) time before she's doing Playboy/Penthouse spreads :boobies: ...then onto bigger and better action flics! :nannerf1: