Yup, America is the best damned country in the world.
It's the land where you can't say what you want because you're going to offend the minority.
It's the land where you can't send your kid to school with a peanut butter sandwich because that one kid down the hall might have an allergic attack knowing it's in the building.
It's the land where your mother can't bake cupcakes for the class,they have to be pre-packaged from the store.
It's the land where Halloween parties and Valentine parties can no longer be held. It has to be a "fall, winter or spring festival".
It's the land where you can no longer put a "merry christmas" sign in your store or office because someone will undoubtly complain.
It's the land where a Christian can't wear a cross necklace at work because they might offend someone.
It's the land where only people with money can get health care.
It's the land where we give handouts to illegal immigrants because we might offend someone if we ship their asses out.
It's the land where customs will write you a fine for bringing a chocolate kinder egg into the country.
It's the land where customs agents operate up to 60 miles from the boarder, harassing US citizens in the name of their "security".
It's the land where the government gives an agency the right to do really whatever the hell they want in the name of transportation safety.
It's the land where teachers are quitting because they can no longer afford to be teachers.
It's the land where you have to work overtime, even if it's making you sick, because you might get fired if you say no.
It's the land where 7 days of holiday leave is normal.
It's the land where you're heavily penalized for wanting to give up your US passport.
It's the land where you're taxed just because you hold a nifty blue passport, not because you actually did any work in or use any benefits in the US itself.
It's the land where your rights are slowly being eroded by the government who can't really give a shit about the people who put them in power because nobody is paying attention or cares enough to stop them.
Yup, fantastic place to live.
:brick)
