George Michael has gone to that great public restroom in the sky.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
So long, George Michael. We hardly knew ye.

God damn it, 2016. Why can't you take Cher or Bette Midler or Rosie O'Donell instead of the good ones?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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George Michael in his hey day probably could've got more pussy than Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber combined, but he chose not to. Seriously, who has that kind of discipline and self control? But he sang songs like "I want your sex." for the greater good.

RIP George Michael.

Wake me up before you go go.
 

rivasky

the special one
This was his last christmas.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Ace Boobtou[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/cher said:
Cher[/URL][/B], post: 9686736, member: 194169"] Why can't you take Cher or Bette Midler or Rosie O'Donell instead of the good ones?

You just got my panties in a bunch. Cher defined and refined diva. Bette wrote songs and was fucking insane on stage.

Rosie? You mean she's still alive? Oh, wait a minute, it's her career that's been dead. Never mind.


Gee, I hope Connor MacLeod doesn't level the ban hammer on us for diverting the topic.
 
George Michael in his hey day probably could've got more pussy than Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber combined, but he chose not to. Seriously, who has that kind of discipline and self control? But he sang songs like "I want your sex." for the greater good.

RIP George Michael.

Wake me up before you go go.

True..

Passed on all that pussy but would rather take some fat middle aged man's balls across the nose in an Encino Target restroom.
 
You're missing the point.
He was gay. We get it. Nobody would care if he and Adam Lambert were getting it on at a Grammy party, but hooking up with random old fat dudes at truck stops was some weird ass shit.

Anyway, I liked his music and he seemed ok.

Not trying to disrespect his memory.
 
My last two posts weren't serious. I hate pointing out when I'm being tongue-in-cheek but on an internet forum sometimes that's hard to convey on it's own.

But all kidding aside, RIP George Michael.
 
My last two posts weren't serious. I hate pointing out when I'm being tongue-in-cheek but on an internet forum sometimes that's hard to convey on it's own.

But all kidding aside, RIP George Michael.

I used to dig him on Sunday evenings when he did the Sports Machine thing.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
George Michael in his hey day probably could've got more pussy than Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber combined, but he chose not to. Seriously, who has that kind of discipline and self control? But he sang songs like "I want your sex." for the greater good.

RIP George Michael.

Wake me up before you go go.

He banged chicks until he was 27.
 
Watch the Careless Whisper video that someone posted above. He's going through the motions with the girl.

Much like the restaurant scene in China Girl with David Bowie.

They both were uncomfortable around women in a romantic setting and it is obvious.
 
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