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wait, do you mean a movie where a couple gets into an argument about what color of curtains to get that lasts 6 hours... then ends in a pity "makeup hand job", or the guy sleeping on the couch? no thanks, i think id rather stick to girls sleeping with the "pizza guy" trust me, fantasy will...

oh wait, i suppose my last post may have come across as me "just being silly". sorry will ;)

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the devils are 1 win away from me receiving several blumpkins.

i would stay away from janefondabot... i sent him a visitor message thanking him, and he went full out bunnyboiler. kept asking me if i was from memphis or something in every thread i posted

i couldnt find anything that said it wasnt, so im just going to say "yes" and not possibly ruin anything

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im sorry to do this... fWNaR-rxAic

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member i cant make out what kermits saying over the noise of him using his tears for lube and sobbing and p.s. theres a nightmare on elm street dvd set in the case next to him.

the first gif is actually from a song. i was forced to listen to it the other day... i came very close to putting a gun in my mouth. it is THAT bad. the girl must have either be on crystal meth, or was molested as a child. :1orglaugh and the other one... that guy could have kicked that girl in...

i dont think house of the devil had a target audience below 25 really. but youre right, unless you have seen or are familiar with older films, it may be boring. a lot of those movies were pretty slow to start. like "when a stranger calls", or "wait until dark"... this to me, is the end of the...

^yeah, "the possession" and "the devil inside" werent my cup of tea... ill wait for you to see house of the devil for your opinion, but even considering its shortcomings its still my favorite of the 3

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wow, that is an obscure metal band

you have to play the video... not sure many will get it

behind every joke, there is half truth ;) happy birthday

^the last ones in the past 2 are hilarious this guy wins the "future darwin awards prevention" award

^ all that needs is benny hill music

again, animal control for the most part are inhumane assholes.

since youre new here, i will warn you ahead of time what a follow up pic to a guy looking for a razor with his mouth might be...

fired for being sexy? thats not kosher...

is there anything ac actually does like though? :1orglaugh

heres a "review"... not much, but aside from imdb its all i found. sounds worth a watch though

both actually have shared singers, as im sure youre aware. and i say cannibal corpse, hands down. not just because they played at jim carreys birthday(s), but without them, i would be missing some music on my workout playlist. and theyre hometown boys.

id leave them alone if theyre not killing anyone. and besides, ive heard some horror stories about animal control

yep, just you... ;)

whoops, sorry about that... :uohs: as far as house of the devil, i enjoyed it. within the first 5 minutes i knew exactly what type of movie i was watching. the director did a good job to give it a "retro" feel... i wont say too much, but if you like the suspense/thriller type movies of the...

mass aside from the usual workout routine i keep, ive been taking in a gram of protein for every pound i weigh plus 20 extra. taking servings of 20-30 grams at a time (your body cant typically take more at once) at intervals of about every 2 hours egg whites in the morning, whey mid day, and...

http://www.denimblog.com/2012/05/taylor-swift-in-joes/ :rofl2: it was nothing like i had imagined... :( i was under the impression that she looked A LOT different

wow, i havent seen the original since 93 i think... itll be nice to rewatch and see what its like now and angus is awesome. when the x files movie came out, there was a rumor that he turned down the role of dr. kurtzweil so he could do another phantasm sequel... this was before the popularity...

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personally, i wouldnt even fuck her with your dick she is the farthest thing from attractive as one can get. she looks like a muppet

i was hoping that when i clicked on this, it would be a rumor of her death... dammit, im outta here

if you give yourself an alcohol enema, you die.

its like a time capsule

oh yeah?

apparently it did poorly in the box office... sadly i doubt it will ever get a sequel

"where were you?" "sorry, i just took an upperdecker in the bathroom." i own the dvd, but still dvr it when it comes on tv :)

it has to be some kind of ocd or something... its irritating as hell. theres a lot of weird people in my neighborhood though. i saw a guy with no shirt, and rolled up jeans walking down a busy street carrying an old 32" tv in 80+ degree heat... later that day, i saw him walking back from...

... "that was a long time ago." :1orglaugh

thanks for adding me :glugglug:

get well soon :rofl2: i was at dinner with some people, and brought up the op... they did not find it as amusing as i do

yeah. every person i know that went to school for film had to watch this, the cabinet of dr caligari, metropolis...

my fucking neighbor that insists on mowing her god damn lawn every single fucking day. every time i hear the sound of screeching brakes, i hope the next sound is her body smashing off the bumper.

i dont respect your personal opinion, or your right to have one.

i would have loved to try that one out

thats exactly what i thought he meant at first...

i like your style...

not exactly a physical bully... if i see someone trip or fall, i usually laugh directly at them i was hoping the clothes would be invisible :) i would still feel self conscious walking around naked even if nobody could see me... i would like to say that i wouldnt sneak into womens locker rooms...