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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Wilford Brimley has slipped this mortal coil. He was 85.

    https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/01/wilford-brimley-dead-dies-actor-quaker-oats-diabetes/ https://deadline.com/2020/08/wilford-brimley-dead-cocoon-the-natural-actor-85-1203001716/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter I had the privilege of driving Wilford Brimley around Las Vegas in 1996. I took...
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

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    I'll see your bear in a sidecar and raise you a Chihuahua in a Dachshund powered chariot and a Belgian Malinois driving a tractor.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charles Bronson vs Clint Eastwood: Who Wins If They Had A Real Fight In The 1970s?

    In his prime Bronson would have torn him apart.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    S Super racism.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    Well, then the Anti Defamation League has been fooled by a 4chan prank and my opinion of their usual good work has been diminished.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: Ruth Bader Ginsburg hospitalized

    *Lame duck President Trump isn't a lame duck. If it was 2024 I would agree. But after his re-election it will be a moot point. The Supreme Court shouldn't be a retirement home. There should be mandatory retirement ages for them and for Congress, I'd even go as far as to say the office of...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    Not at any of the meetings I've been to.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    You do know that the "Okay" symbol being a white power dog whistle was a prank pulled by 4chan, right?
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why Does The Chrissy Teigen Have To Have A Face That Looks Like A Toasted Marshmallow?

    That fat twunt is in trouble. https://www.themix.net/2020/07/james-woods-destroys-chrissy-teigen-with-shakespeare-quote/ https://www.themix.net/2020/07/chrissy-teigen-deletes-60k-tweets-after-being-named-on-epsteins-flight-log/?utm_source=below-article-related
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - you fuck her or no?

    Every time I see her opening her yap, all I hear is "It's got electrolytes."
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    When I Was A Kid I Had This Kitty And I Named Him Cilantro

    My neighborhood was lit up like Tet, New years, and Cinco de Mayo rolled into one. Had to roofie the dog. Grilled a few burgers, had some girly drinks and made Blueberry flambe. In the words of the warrior poet, it was a good day.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Car Repair & Tips

    Sure. We'll go with that one and not the stupidly racist one.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Car Repair & Tips

    FIAT: Fix It Again Tony I'd do PONTIAC but that would confirm racist accusations.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chocolate Milk! Chocolate Milk! Hey Fellas, Is There Anything That Tastes Better Than Chocolate Milk?

    Pineapple soda, Malibu rum, double splash of milk or 1/2 and 1/2. Instant no-blend pina colada .
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    When I Was A Kid I Had This Kitty And I Named Him Cilantro

    Cats are okay, I suppose. But you're operating in a gray area tantamount to stolen valor, pard. And if you couldn't tell, I'm just fookin' with you.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Great Coriander, Cilantro and Chinese Parsley debate***

    A little olive oil, parmesan and pine nuts and you got the makings of a nice pesto.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    "She Wore A Yellow Ribbon," and "Fort Apache" are on TCM. My day is shot.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Great Coriander, Cilantro and Chinese Parsley debate***

    Dino's making claim in another thread about this alleged cat.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    When I Was A Kid I Had This Kitty And I Named Him Cilantro

    Now this makes me wonder what's going on with Dino. Did you have a cat named Cilantro or as you stated in the Great Coriander vs Cilantro vs Chinese Parsley debate, you almost named a kitty Cilantro? These are the tough questions that demand answers.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    When I Was A Kid I Had This Kitty And I Named Him Cilantro

    To be more clear: I wasn't insinuating that you ate your cat.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    When I Was A Kid I Had This Kitty And I Named Him Cilantro

    To be clear: I do not believe Dino's cat tasted like soap.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    When I Was A Kid I Had This Kitty And I Named Him Cilantro

    Careful mang. Some racist European will demand you call it, "Chinese Parsley." And it tastes like soap.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

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    The elusive #Protestapotamus are graceful in water, good swimmers, and can hold their breath underwater for up to five minutes. However, they are often large enough to simply walk or stand on the lake floor, or lie in the shallows.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Does anybody listen to Podcasts?

    Tales of Valor; Small Town Dicks with Yardley Smith (the voice of Lisa Simpson); Crime in Sports
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    So it shows communists will exploit any tragedy to further their shitty ideals.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    PepsiCo's Aunt Jemima brand to change name and logo

    Aunt Jemima, the real one, was a self made millionaire; one of the first freed black females to accomplish that. She had no problem with companies using her likeness to make her money. I'm pretty sure the original Uncle Ben and the Cream of Wheat guy were okay with their arrangements, too. This...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    That one fat bitch who claimed to be one of BLM's founders has stated they're trained, committed Marxists.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Words Fail Me

    What Petty's children didn't know is that the Trump Campaign paid for the rights to that song. And someone in charge of the Petty catalog agreed to the terms. Tough shit.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Congressman Eliot Engel: "If I didn't have a primary, I wouldn't care."

    16 fucking terms? It's time for goddamn term limits.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Found My Identical Twin Brother

    There's only one Trash Man.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    ...

    Admit it. You were hearing that song in your head when you read it.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lock Him The Fuck Up- Piece Of Shit Flynn Pleads Guilty

    Appeals court orders Flynn case to be dismissed In a 2-1 ruling, a federal appeals court in Washington ordered Judge Emmet Sullivan, a lower-court judge, to dismiss the case against former national security adviser Michael Flynn on Wednesday. In other news: Handwritten notes from Peter Strzok...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    This Country Is Tearing Apart At The Seams

    I'm no "gun nut." I enjoy firing my pistols at the range and I encourage anyone with any sense to familiarize themselves with whatever they choose to legally carry in case of emergency. And I also encourage people to go to the various tactical ranges nearby where they can practice utilizing...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    I meant "comparing." Back off, Cliffy.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    This Country Is Tearing Apart At The Seams

    Yeah but the shitheads in Chicago haven't really gone up against someone who shoots back at them with real precision. Their victims are primarily unprepared.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    How is equating two separate things that are covered by the First Amendment a logical fallacy?
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sir Ian Holm has slipped the mortal coil. He was 88.

    In recent years he has been known for his work in the Hobbit movies but I remember him from Chariots of Fire, Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan and one of my favorites, "March or Die," with Gene Hackman and Terrence Howard. That movie is f a n t a s t i c. May the burdens of this world rest...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    This Country Is Tearing Apart At The Seams

    No. This country will be fine. While dialogue is key, the extremists on either side will not listen to compromise or even common sense. And if there really was a civil war, the side that has millions more firearms and trillions of rounds of ammunition would wipe out the soy boys in about five...
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    November, 3rd: The Day To Save The USA From Trump

    What I'm still trying to figure out is why so many foreigners are actively trying to persuade Americans about anything. American exceptionalism has shown us that not giving a fuck about European's feelings is always the right path.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    Social distancing protocols in effect for churches but not "protests." Actually that's more hypocritical than ironic.
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