Why Does The Chrissy Teigen Have To Have A Face That Looks Like A Toasted Marshmallow?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She got a five-head too.

 

[BusterLoads]

Uh.. because she IS a toasted marshmallow.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Throw in that husband of hers and two kids and you got a family pack of S'Mores.

 

[John_8581]

That picture is apparently due to weight gain after pregnancy,

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She looks like a giant fatso bag of toasted marshmallows here.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That frying pan faced idiot was a "supermodel." How the fuck was that possible?

 

[Torre82]

Because she has more personality than most models, two reasonably huge marshmallows on her chest and she does the pop culture thing.
The bigger she gets, the more I like her.But I'm a fan of matures, soo.. stretch marks and obscenely fat tits = desirable to so(me)

 

[Supafly]

Ah well. Everybody ages differently.

She looks nice, but i admit he lost a lot of appeal for me

 

[Torre82]

Get wife you wanna bang.
Bang her until super pregnant, over and over.
Logical outcome.

 

[Kraziness]

lol ya'll

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Never was my cup of tea.
The Giant head thing.......

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I was curious what the girl could possibly look like before I clicked the thread.

Justified.

 

[Rey C.]

Had a baby... or ate a baby? Don't know. Just askin'.

Never thought she was attractive, so can't really comment on the current look. She might want to start hanging around Nicole Eggert to look slimmer though.

Wha tha hells?!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That fat twunt is in trouble.

https://www.themix.net/2020/07/james-woods-destroys-chrissy-teigen-with-shakespeare-quote/
https://www.themix.net/2020/07/chri...-flight-log/?utm_source=below-article-related

 

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