I Really Miss MeesterPerfect Especially For Breakdowns Of Stories Such As This

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hey meester, if you read this I hope all is going well.

Congratulations to the Bearded Mercenaries for the hiring of their new head coach. Sheldon Adelson hopefully made a wise choice for his new field general.

Mawla the 'Destroyer', brutal new head of IS group
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mawla-destroyer-brutal-head-group-025924731.html

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I don't. Fuck that guy.

 

[mongo18]

Holy shit! Me and Ace agree on something. I'm going to go lie down.

 

[Bluejaye]

Careful, say his name too often and you'll summon him.

 

[gmase]

Holy shit! Me and Ace agree on something. I'm going to go lie down.

It's a cosmic sign: 🤷‍♂️

 

[Harpsman]

Where's he gone?

 

[gmase]

Where's he gone?

'They' probably found out he was leaking their secrets.

 

[mongo18]

I can fill in for him:

It's all a scripted reality show! Everyone's an actor playing a part! If you believe anything you're a sheep being brainwashed by the media!

 

[Supafly]

He's doing great. We are friends on Facebook.

Note: He didn't really change his perspectives

 

[gmase]

He's doing great. We are friends on Facebook.

Note: He didn't really change his perspectives

We've never seen you in the same place at the same time. You're probably the same person.

 

[xfire]

I would not be surprised if Meester is merely on an extended playdate with Will E Worm & Commander Potatoe.

 

[Supafly]

Well, if he and me ARE the same person, or stuck in the same body, being multiple personalities...

I will undertake some tests in order to trap him. He has a number of differnet friends than me, and a different account. Maybe I can catch him by lookin at the browser history tomorrow. As we are on different time zones, he would be asleep

 

[ChuckFaze]

'They' probably found out he was leaking their secrets.

Ahhh so he's a member of that certain Secret Society of which I caught a little bit of this program the other night on the Quest Channel, eh? Supposedly there exists this little group of secret society members who select ALL of the world leaders. :eek:

 

[gmase]

Ahhh so he's a member of that certain Secret Society of which I caught a little bit of this program the other night on the Quest Channel, eh? Supposedly there exists this little group of secret society members who select ALL of the world leaders. :eek:

Using his logic, it is the only logical conclusion.