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I would be a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist who owned a weapons manufacturing company that supplied the armed forces of every major country in the world, and I would have a flying, mechanized suit of armor. :)

I'm not sure what's more ridiculous: this thread, or those stars that this girl ruined her tits with. :popcorn:

What's your favorite ride at Disneyland?

Hello there! I blame squallumz.

I slapped YO mamma.

She can't be; she doesn't have a penis.

:drawheart:

Boatswain Chocolate Stout

More importantly, would innocent civilians in Maryland be murdered? :elaugh:

Slash played the Bridge School? When was that? I don't remember him being there.

I should move this to the For The Curious section.

Wait, are you taking about your boyfriend, or about your parakeet? :confused: Kind of. By kind of I mean I rescued a cat when I was in college a few years ago, but I wasn't able to keep him, so my mom adopted him. He's still technically mine, I guess, but he lives in my parents' room and I...

:dito:

Imagine that microphone were your pecker. :flaccid:

I never give money to homeless people, but I used to give them food if I had any on me. Sandwiches, soda, fruit, lunch meat, beer, whatever I had that I didn't REALLY need at the time I would give to the homeless. The last time I gave someone something I had a brand new loaf of bread that I'd...

When I saw the thread title all my brain registered was James and Di- and I got all excited thinking this was gonna be about Ronnie James Dio. I am disappoint. :(

Do you have any pets?

Hawt.

Nothing is permanent, except death. Even then you have zombies. flylicker

Dude, your avatar's getting gayer by the minute!

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?741573-Replies-(parody)&p=8029570&viewfull=1#post8029570 :clap: :goodpost: By the way, notice how your post was magically undeleted? ;)

There are no such things as tornadoes in the Midwest; Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. :cool:

I don't know about tornadoes, but there's a wind advisory in effect until 10 tomorrow morning for several counties. I was driving through Oakland on my way home a few minutes ago, and there were all sorts of downed trees, road signs, garbage cans, hell, there was even a smashed store sign in the...

What, in the name of fuck, is a gherkin?!? Is it related to goblin? :wtf:

He'd probably like it.

http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5&a=30 http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5&a=34

Well, here's the thing. I MAY go on tour with Skinny Puppy early next year, and the schedule says San Antonio 1/30, Dallas 1/31, Houston 2/1. Those are the 3 dates in Texas, so I figured that while I'm in Dallas we could, um, you know, get like a prenup and whatnot. Or at least you could hang...

^ :rofl2: Internet translators are hilarious!

Hey, you said you're in Dallas, right? You're not planning on being out of town on January 31 of next year, are you?

Hey, don't look at me! I'm not the Canuck who named it! They probably have no idea what they're saying. They are, after all, Canadian. ;)

I just figure it's a given, since you're marrying ME, that you'll want out sooner or later. :) Speaking of which, a coworker told us a line that he claims has actually worked for him: "How about I skip the drink and just give you half of what I own right away?"

You rang?

That's right, bitches! Lucy is the future ex-Mrs. GSB! We're getting married- when did we say, dear? Some of you will be invited, most of you will not. Pssht! Your :cow: has nothing on my :sheep:!

Y el pendejo de Countach Azul me caga los huevos. Muy arma pedos legales, y la chingada, pero ni siquiera es capaz de escribir algo coherente. La neta es que es uno de los güeyes que más mal me cae. ¡Ese güey habla puras pendejadas!

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna hear! I wanna hear! :D

Meet the Anaconda. I got it at some bar in Vancouver. The ingredients are (from bottom to top) as follows: - Grilled cheese sandwich - Lettuce - Tomato - Cheeseburger patty - Bacon - Grilled cheese sandwich :drool2:

Did you watch the latest Machete movie, Machete Kills? It says the third part of the trilogy will take place- you guessed it- IN SPACE! The film is to be titled Machete Kills Again... In Space! If it follows the lines of the other two it should be deserving of a Gold Palm, at the very least. :clap:

What are your favorite songs to sing at a karaoke place? My favorites are Radiohead's Creep and the Georgia Satellites's Keep Your Hands to Yourself. Depending on how drunk I am, I can also do a kick ass version of The Beatles's Yellow Submarine. :sing:

You just gave me an idea for a thread. :) :eek:

Oh, good. Now I can properly feel cheated. :) 2 carats? You know, as in the weight of the diamond is 2 carats? Honestly, woman, how are we ever supposed to get married if you don't work with me? Are we still gonna have Andrés be the flower girl? Who's gonna be the ring bear?

I don't know about Maggie, but that made me fall madly in love with you. That's hawt! :D

That's because I already got you one. Will a 2-carat stone work for you?

Hey, speaking of nachos, I recently went to a restaurant that served poutine, but I'm not sure if I got the real thing or not. It was basically chili-cheese fries with onions on top. Does that sound about right?

Try browsing for porn in the bathtub. I'll bet that'll shock you. :thumbsup: See my signature.

I have 2 active members, 3 departed and/or banned members, and 2 OCSMs, one of which closed her account, on my ignore list. :) If I could tell you that I would be a millionaire. She was just a mean, bitter, unhappy, hypocrite who got off on flaunting her money, attacking others with different...

What about me? Are we still getting married? :confused:

I think it's wrong for a pregnant woman to fuck on camera because it's disrespectful to her unborn child. I think it's morbid for a man to want to fuck her on camera, and even worse for someone to wax his carrot while watching it.

I feel the same way. Every time I look through Talk all I see is stupid thread after retarded thread after pointless-thread-posted-by-annoying-troll, etc., etc., and so on, and so on. Yes, we've gotten rid of Sam's reincarnations and sir fartface's duplicates, but, with the duplicate account...

Not everyone can do everything. Make a Wish specifically does things to help kids with terminal illnesses fulfill dreams that they would otherwise not have been able to fulfill. You want free medical care for kids with burns, spinal injuries, or severe disfigurement? Try the Shriners Hospitals...

'Allo there! :wave: