Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

[julialee89]

if you had to choose which superhero would you like to be?

Wonderwoman! Then I could play with my boobs all day long!

how many black people live in your neighborhood

Uhm... None that I recall...

Is it true black people are ******* in Norway?

Black people are legal. Why shouldnt they be?

Do you ***** as much as the Finns?

Nope - unless we are taking a trip to another country with cheap *****.

 

[julialee89]

Late update from Norway:
For those who like trolls, there are a movie called Trollhunter. It is a professional (?) norwegian film in the same style as Blair Witch - but with trolls.

And for the record: I have been on most locations they have made the film. I have even studied at one of the locations. And I know several of the persons who acted in the movie.

 

[julialee89]

Norwegian swimming champion Alexander Dale Oen dead.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17908737

 

[BigSwede]

Do you go on caravan vacation in Sweden every summer?

 

[julialee89]

Do you go on caravan vacation in Sweden every summer?

Not I personally, but I have heard that many do it regually. Why? To buy tobacco, ******* and meat. And I do NOT mean the kinda meat beteen mens legs.

 

[BCT]

Is it fun being Norwegian?

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Only after Fenrir ate and ****** his ****** Odin, that's enough provacation for me! Your hero Thor didn't even care when his ****** Odin died, I'm kinda glad Jörmungandr ****** him :clap:

i will not tolerate an ill word spoken or even implied about thor in this, or any other thread...

 

[julialee89]

Is it fun being Norwegian?

Yes, exept hight taxes, spree killers, dead swimmers and bad roads. Let's see... what do we have left? Oil, lovely nature, sammon, Vikky Vette, lovely girls and me!

 

[L3ggy]

You? Please....

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Can you get me a job as a paramedic in Norway?

 

[julialee89]

You? Please....

Sorry, L3ggy, I prefer ladies.

Can you get me a job as a paramedic in Norway?

Not me personally, but if your papers are ok, you may get a job here. You want a job here?

 

[L3ggy]

Sorry, L3ggy, I prefer ladies.

But I've seen you chasing male tails.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

im too lazy to check if it has been asked already... what are some everyday foods there?

we have a burger joint every 2 blocks here...

 

[julialee89]

But I've seen you chasing male tails.

Only in your dreams. :-D

 

[L3ggy]

I don't *****, I make it happen.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Not me personally, but if your papers are ok, you may get a job here. You want a job here?

Si Señor.

 

[julialee89]

Si Señor.

I can't help you much, but I think it's worth a try! Paramedics is not my field and I dont know how easy it is to get a job.

 

[julialee89]

im too lazy to check if it has been asked already... what are some everyday foods there?

we have a burger joint every 2 blocks here...

Hehehe. "Everyday"? That is not a static term. Burgers, pizza, taco, meatballs (larger than the sweedish meatballs :elaugh: ) and different fish dishes. I think that is very common. Oh, and "raspeball" every thursday. And rice pudding on saturday. And sandwiches to breakfast and lunch...

 

[Vicky Vette]

How did I miss this thread?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Cool stuff.... nice to see Norway representing...

Vicky Vette
VOTE ~~> http://miss.freeones.com/biography/Vicky_Vette.html

 

[saschaxx]

....I´m a paramedic too : I can make the air stink !