Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

He ****** L3ggys relative at Ragnarok! I dont take kindly to that!

Only after Fenrir ate and ****** his ****** Odin, that's enough provacation for me! Your hero Thor didn't even care when his ****** Odin died, I'm kinda glad Jörmungandr ****** him :clap:


What do you see as the best way forward for your country?
Ragnorak, the Scandanavians deserve no less
 
What do you see as the best way forward for your country?

The best way forward is stright ahead. Reverse aint forwards, you know. And If this was a bad answare, then ask in another way. :D

Ragnorak, the Scandanavians deserve no less

Send Ragnarok to the terrorists instead!
 
NEWSFLASH! Mona Grudt is on norwegian TV today - more goddamned beautyful than before. Th program host showed her his nipple.
 
Sad news; I just spoke with Tara (the up and commers model). She said she had left the model business. She got tired of it.
 
Sad news; I just spoke with Tara (the up and commers model). She said she had left the model business. She got tired of it.

You came back just to say that? Where the hell have you been?, I thought the Swedes had finally caught you and taken you to their gingerbread house.
 
You came back just to say that? Where the hell have you been?, I thought the Swedes had finally caught you and taken you to their gingerbread house.

I came back to say that. And to masturbate. I missed Chica too much. I have been spying on the swedes. I think they are taking over the world by giving us pornstars... You know, good pornstars like Puma Swede...

why haven't you answered a question in a couple months?

No questions results in no damn answares!

Where the fuck is Norway?

West of Russia and Sweden and east of Iceland. Its like a foursome: We get fucked by Iceland and Sweden.

Did you eat meat on Good Friday?

If Good Friday was last friday, than yes. :)
 
Hey, Jul,

Is it generally safe to walk your dog in Norway at night?

Yeah. Unless you are in Oslo. Or in any bad place in other cities (all cities have those bad places, right?)

Oh, and you are even more safe if you bring a big dog! :tongue:
 
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