Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

[julialee89]

Shake, uh, paws and hands?

Yes - just as long as you dont start to shake something else...

Just dye your hair blond and start acting like a jackass, she'll just assume your Swedish :dunno:

Here is a link to some tips of what it's like being Swedish, I actually started writing this post 2 hours ago but fell a asleep reading the article. That's how interesting it was

http://www.kwintessential.co.uk/resources/global-etiquette/sweden.html

Well, Im blond and I already act like Johnny Knoxville, so Im off to a good start according to your theory.

What do you expect at 5am! According to that article you should go to bed at a reasonable hour and get up early in the morning and make something of your life

I speak for both L3ggy and me now; we make somethink out of our individual lifes by being on Freeones.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Can you grow weed there?

 

[julialee89]

Can you grow weed there?

If you have a place to grow them; yes. But its illegal,

 

[bustybbwlover]

is it a real place or a perception of a fractured mind?

 

[fiction101]

Why are Swedish girls (almost invariably) so sexy? Is it... is it because you eat a lot of swedes?

Does the vegetable goodness help?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Why are Swedish girls (almost invariably) so sexy? Is it... is it because you eat a lot of swedes?

Does the vegetable goodness help?

The fail is strong with this one....

 

[fiction101]

The fail is strong with this one....

Goddamit. Why did I read Norway but think Sweden?

 

[L3ggy]

Because Sweden is superiour to Norway.

 

[julialee89]

is it a real place or a perception of a fractured mind?

Norway is a real place - even in your fractured mind!

Why are Swedish girls (almost invariably) so sexy? Is it... is it because you eat a lot of swedes?

Does the vegetable goodness help?

Huh? Are there more sexy swedes than Puma Swede? Oh, and godesses helps more than vegetable goodness.

The fail is strong with this one....

Ok. Its a fail?

Goddamit. Why did I read Norway but think Sweden?

Maybe you have chatted with L3ggy too much? :dunno:

Because Sweden is superiour to Norway.

Yeah, in stupidity! :elaugh:

 

[L3ggy]

Stupidy is the only thing Norway is superiour in.

 

[Ulysses31]

Stupidy is the only thing Norway is superiour in.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

is it true that in norway, women are more likely to sleep with you? or is that just sweeden.

 

[L3ggy]

What's so funny?

 

[Ulysses31]

What's so funny?

spelling

 

[L3ggy]

That is no laughing matter!

 

[Ulysses31]

That is no laughing matter!

It is when you use it in a sentence condemning Norwegians for their stupidity, the fact they are is besides the point!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Be nice, English isn't his first language :tongue:

 

[D-rock]

Who is your favorite god from Norse mythology?

 

[julialee89]

is it true that in norway, women are more likely to sleep with you? or is that just sweeden.

You may find many women that is easy to get to bed in Norway to. Dont you find such ladies in every country?

What's so funny?

You!

That is no laughing matter!

Yes! You ARE funny! It spice up this thread.

Be nice, English isn't his first language :tongue:

... nor my first language...

Who is your favorite god from Norse mythology?

Thor (the god with the hammer. He makes thunder and lightning) or Frøya (the goddess of beauty). I believe thay could make a great porn movie, by the way...

 

[Ulysses31]

Thor (the god with the hammer. He makes thunder and lightning) or Frøya (the goddess of beauty). I believe thay could make a great porn movie, by the way...

What about Víðarr