Ask ~~whimsy~~ for advice thread

[lurkingdirk]

Bitch I don't have fungus. You just put the blame on me to try to cover up the fact that you've been going around and sucking everybody's feet. Whore...

Sucking feet?

No. Other.

 

[PirateKing]

Sucking feet?

No. Other.

Thank you for proving my point. Now man up and go to work on those feet.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Thank you for proving my point. Now man up and go to work on those feet.

I was actually thinking of cutting them off and keeping them in ziplock bags in my freezer. Is that okay too? :shy:

 

[PirateKing]

I was actually thinking of cutting them off and keeping them in ziplock bags in my freezer. Is that okay too? :shy:

Well if you cut them off then theres really no point in saving them is there? You may as well donate them to science.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Dear ~~whimsy~~

I can't get this hairball out of my bathroom sink. I've tried a snake, and even had a half wit plumber's assistant on the I Can Do It social program attempt to clear it out. Nothing. I there anything I can do?

Begging In The Bathroom

Boil up water and vinegar and pour it down all your drains: kitchen sink, bathroom sink, bathtub drain.

Also quit shoving hair of dead hookers down your drains in desperate attempts to hide evidence. That only costs you in plumbing bills. Hooker hair is horrible on septic tanks too. Very acidic and parasitic.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What, whimsy, our questions aren't worth responding to?

Fine, I see how it is.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well if you cut them off then theres really no point in saving them is there? You may as well donate them to science.

I like trophies.

 

[L3ggy]

Who should I use on my 3rd playthrough of REmake, Chris "Steroids" Redfield or Jill 'Master of Unlocking' Valentine?

 

[PirateKing]

I like trophies.

Fine, just don't expect him to go anywhere with no feet.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fine, just don't expect him to go anywhere with no feet.

Ok.

Do you use your left hand a lot?

 

[PirateKing]

Ok.

Do you use your left hand a lot?

Yes, in fact I even use it for scratching my balls.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes, in fact I even use it for scratching my balls.

Meh. You can use Andro Ry for that.

I'm coming over. Do you have a sharp ***** of a good size, or should I bring one?

 

[PirateKing]

Meh. You can use Andro Ry for that.

I'm coming over. Do you have a sharp ***** of a good size, or should I bring one?

All I have are a rusty pair of scissors. Will that do?

 

[lurkingdirk]

All I have are a rusty pair of scissors. Will that do?

In a pinch.

You do have lube, though. Right?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Who should I use on my 3rd playthrough of REmake, Chris "Steroids" Redfield or Jill 'Master of Unlocking' Valentine?

Go with Chris. It will also make you appreciate Jill Valentine a lot more. Not to mention provide a nice challenge for you.

 

[PirateKing]

In a pinch.

You do have lube, though. Right?

You know it.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

should i go with the black or thee navy blue ski mask while on my late nite rendezvous ?


reps for the best advice

 

[lurkingdirk]

You know it.

like, the fake, synthetic stuff, or are you ready to ***** to provide beautiful, natural lube?

 

[PirateKing]

like, the fake, synthetic stuff, or are you ready to ***** to provide beautiful, natural lube?

My bodily fluids produce all the lubrication i'll ever need.

 

[lurkingdirk]

My body fluids produce all the lubrication i'll ever need.

tears don't count...