Random Statement Thread II

[D-rock]

I'm going to go to the grocery store so I can buy some chocolate milk. Well, and some other stuff, but mainly for the chocolate milk.

Your the only (non-pregnant at least) person that I have ever herd of that needed somebody to go on a chocolate milk run.

 

[Smittmaestro]

That's code D-rock, he's actually going to score some meth!

LOL

-cs™

 

[ChefChiTown]

Your the only (non-pregnant at least) person that I have ever herd of that needed somebody to go on a chocolate milk run.

But...it's really good chocolate milk.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

What about chocolate rain? Not the song, but an actual rain.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I would stand outside, head tilted back with mouth wide open...waiting for the deliciousness to fall on me.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

It would suck if it rained men that day, then.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Or cats and dogs.

-cs™

 

[Spleen]

Aw man, I spent my night with this chick who I ***** with about 5 years ago. She used to be cute, but now she is extremely fucking sexy. All night I kept thinking about fucking her again... BUT I CANT! i love my girlfriend too much, but still, the thought is there... I just wish she wasnt all over me!

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm going to bed...maybe. I'm going to lay down at least, but I probably won't fall ****** for another 2 hours or so. But, that's good...I mean, 3 hours of sleep is good...right?

:dunno:

Aaaaaaah, fuck it. Goodnight troops.

 

[Fresno]

Night chef

 

[ChefChiTown]

Dude, so I was just in the bathroom manufacturing some cocoa sponges and I somehow managed to break my toilet seat. The bolts holding it onto the base of the toilet totally loosened and came out. Now what? :dunno:

 

[Apex]

Dude, so I was just in the bathroom manufacturing some cocoa sponges and I somehow managed to break my toilet seat. The bolts holding it onto the base of the toilet totally loosened and came out. Now what? :dunno:

might i suggest sir for your approval
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[ChefChiTown]

might i suggest sir for your approval
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Dude...I want that. Just think of the possibilities...no more getting up to go to the bathroom in the middle of a football game or a good movie. Aaaaawesoooooome.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Or just get some Depends!

-cs™

 

[Apex]

i can always "depend" on you smity!

 

[Bonezstorm]

Good evening, I know you´ve waited all for me

 

[Vanilla Bear]

evening bonez.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I miss your ScarJo sigs Bonezy.

Hell I might make one of my own, ya never know...

-cs™

 

[hothannah]

Anyone know who won the prize to have a custom message under their user name in that latest competition and what they've gone with?

I'm interested and can't find the thread.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Anyone know who won the prize to have a custom message under their user name in that latest competition and what they've gone with?

I'm interested and can't find the thread.

Here you go (PlasmaTwa2)
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