What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?

[BCT]

Pig Snoot

 

[Mario Cantone]

At a grocery store to be more specific.

My brother and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my brother, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.

I bet u and ur brother are 8th graders

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Oooooooh, feel the burn. You got me good, you fucker!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

At a grocery store to be more specific.

My brother and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my brother, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.

Would it change the tone of the conversation if I mentioned the woman in question was African American? Because I've been thinking it would have changed the context greatly.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

A really super old Oriental hooker that the odometer has gone 3 times over on and in all 3 holes. Oh sorry, that was me as the buyer.

Don't most black ladies stick a Watermelon Jolly Rancher up their cooter to stay fresh?

 

[xfire]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dino Velvet again.

 

[xfire]

If she's anywhere near close to this, it's understandable.

 

[yoyodude]

Two young kids (both male maybe around 12 or 13) looking at the condom section, laughing, giggling, taking their sweet time to choose. Pretty sure they were going to experiment on themselves or maybe on each other to see how a condom works. I guess it's not really funny since buying condoms is normal but for young kids like that? Hmm I guess it's kinda funny.