What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?

[Facetious]

We shouldnt take these things too seriously. It's a fair arrangement if you ask me, so laugh it up.

^ :thumbsup: Like √ :thumbsup: ^ Thanks for countering the drudgery in an otherwise fun thread!

 

[sallyfields]

A man buying a bumper size box of super large condoms,a porno and a box of tissues. low just the bumper size box of super large condoms would of been funny on its own.

 

[Facetious]

I don't necessarily know if this counts since they didn't end up being bought, but one time when I was at Costco with my mom, I sneaked a 40 pack of ribbed condoms into the very bottom of our shopping cart. She didn't happen to notice them until we came to the end of placing our items on the checkout counter, and despite her protests that she didn't know how they'd gotten there (I was off reading a magazine and listening in), the clerk and the woman one lane over were giving her some very interesting looks.

Oh, you're the reason why I now have to empty the contents of the cart on the conveyor now, eh?
Damn, it used to be so easy to roll the cart up to the checkout with upc's facing up, but nooo! some kid is too embarrassed to buy rubbers at the liquor store. :clap: :1orglaugh

 

[tartanterrier]

A penis ring out of a sex shop in Kings Cross - Sydney

 

[Deshawnj]

True story:

Setup. Thursday night around 11. I am leaving early Friday morning to head out of town to Florida, but have to make a stop in New Orleans while my friend goes to a couple classes at the local college. He was dropping me off at my old girlfriend's house to hangout until he is done. So I call her up and she sounds DTF so I head to the store for supplies. While there I grab a sleep mask because I want to crash in the car on the way. Will that work, grab tylenol Pm to be safe. The house in Florida had bathroom issues the last time. Buy items to fix that. Also their golf cart tire had issues. Fix that. Knowing I am at the store my mom calls for me to pick up something for my niece that until I grabbed it knew not what it was.

In the cart of my own at the check out line:

1. Case of Bud Light
2. Condoms
3. Tylenol PM
4. Sleep Mask
5. Plunger
6. Glade spray
7. Fix a flat Green Slime
8. FLEET. If you don't know what that is look it up.

The look on the cashiers' face was more than priceless.

 

[Patrick_S]

A Michael Bolton Greatest Hits cd.

 

[MrsWalker]

I was going to reply to this thread, but I find the "in fighting" humorous.

 

[smoknn]

True story:

In the cart of the person in front of me at the self-check out line:

1. 6 pack of Miller light
2. Magnum Condoms
3. Pineapple

lol i would have got the pineapple across town

 

[smoknn]

At a grocery store to be more specific.

My brother and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my brother, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.

i must say..that was a hell of a combo...like jack daniels and....milk lol

 

[smoknn]

A few years ago, I was in a Wal-Mart store, about 2:00 AM, and some goth guy came in and bought two things, a big tree axe and a box of tampons.

lmao police should have followed him :thumbsup:

 

[CunningStunts]

I was waiting to pick up a prescription a few years ago at a drug store and there was a girl getting rung up in front of me for candles, KY, condoms, bubble bath, and a bottle of wine.

I could tell she was embarrassed but as she walked out I couldn't help but ask, "Need come company?" :rofl2:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Need come company?" :rofl2:

What's "come company?"

 

[CunningStunts]

What's "come company?"

A typo for "some." And a Freudian slip...

 

[STDiva]

My old boss bought a Nickleback cd once.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

My old boss bought a Nickleback cd once.

Did you commit a hate crime against him afterwards?

 

[ravendude16]

I can remember when I worked at McD's and the .20 cent cheeseburgers were launched. This HUGE woman came in and ordered 20 cheeseburgers, large fries, large coke, and a large milkshake plus 4 apple pies (I think it was the 2 for 1 sale on those). Then she stopped, thought and told me I had better make that a small fry instead of large since she was on a diet.

She was alone and the order was to eat in.

God I hated those .20 cent cheeseburgers.

The real question is... Was it a diet coke?

 

[Legzman]

Beer and Depends

depends on what?

 

[Mr Glam]

A younger fellow buying lube and hair clippers. I guess he was afraid of the mythical palm hair!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

With all the shittiness going on in the world right now, we NEED this thread.

 

[John10781]

Exlax, prune juice, immodium, and a sleep aid