What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
At a grocery store to be more specific.

My ******* and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my *******, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.
 

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