Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

[Baill Inneraora]

^^ There were many stories and rumors about Earl back in the day.

So you are probably right. How you treat others and how you look at how you treat your spouse are learned behaviors.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

^^ There were many stories and rumors about Earl back in the day.

So you are probably right. How you treat others and how you look at how you treat your spouse are learned behaviors.

He was an arrogant prick for sure. He probably bought Tiger a hooker to break him in when he was young or something. I had a friend whose uncle did that for him to help him lose his virginity when he was in his teens. There's also a rumor that Tiger's mom was a prostitute.

I'm still like, WTF? Tiger's wife still kills these women, so he must not have been tappin' that ass at home or something. I've been with a hot ass Norwegian girl before (in high school) and she had a bit of a chip on her shoulder. The more beautiful they are the more likely the woman is bound to control a relationship. Just my :2 cents:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I don't know about hot girls controlling relationships (mine is 50/50 and she is a hottie) but I can testify that hot gals tend to have real tempers.

Don't piss them off or they might come after you with a 3 iron.

 

[Rey C.]

Never mind the wife; I feel for the two kids that are going to have to deal with that for the rest of their lives. And who the heck knows what kind of diseases he might have dragged into that home now.

Yeah, I feel for the kids in any relationship where the parents are at odds. But I'd say it probably is the case that kids will learn certain behaviors based on what they see growing up. That's why I'm now trying to buddy up to my new bestest friend in the whole wide world, JJRawlings. When Ivanka Trump begins to stray (hell, it's bound to happen!), maybe ol' JJ will drop my name to her if I promise to buy him a Rolix watch and let him drive my Ferarri.

One of my favorite phrases happens to be "money can't buy you happiness." I try to remember that often. Just look at Chris Farley. He bought all kinds of hookers, but they wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire, had he been broke. :tongue: That's why he killed himself, and he had more money than most people on this board combined.

Genuinely sad story there. There was a thing on TV about the sad clowns of comedy a week or two back: Richard Pryor, Freddie Prinze, John Belushi, Sam Kinison and Chris Farley. If you don't have balance in your life, it doesn't matter what you have... nothing that you gain will ever be enough.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

:rofl:

Anybody else ready to support this for Post of the Week? Come on! :nanner:

This one is better than Teddy gettin' jacked by the little boy outside the liquor store.

I second the nomination.

 

[JoeDaPoliceman]

His wife is damn hot and I didn't even know she had a twin!!! She seems like she'd do anything for him. I'm sure he'd only have to ask if he wanted to get a threesome on with her and her twin. I mean, hell, he's Tiger Woods!!! Or he can give the Apple Twins a call, I'm sure they'd more than oblige...

 

[mrtrebus]

Fucking adulterer!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Guuuuuuuys...meet mistress number 3, LOL. She's HOT!:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/g...d_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_.html

http://jackcolton.com/images/31kalika_p3.jpg


:rofl::rofl::rofl:


Elin must be shitin' herself by now....oh the humility. She's gonna take his ass for all he's worth. Just heard on FOX they are re-negotiating the pre-nup right now 'cause she's splittin'.

 

[Jagger69]

The jokes are starting to come out....

Why did Tiger hit both a tree and a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide whether to go with a wood or an iron.

It seems that Tiger can drive very well on the fairway but he certainly doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods is tree under.

Tiger Woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”.

What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.

 

[doppelganger]

I have to say I was seriously dissappointed in the phone call that was played. It started with "I need you to do me a big favor". Turns out he just wanted the chick he was nailing to delete her name from the phone or stop calling or whatever it was.

I was waiting for something they were going to have to censor the hell out of. Tiger let me down .
The thought of "squeaky clean" Tiger talking dirty to a chick just seems like it would be pure gold.

 

[Rey C.]

The jokes are starting to come out....

Why did Tiger hit both a tree and a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide whether to go with a wood or an iron.

It seems that Tiger can drive very well on the fairway but he certainly doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods is tree under.

Tiger Woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”.

What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.

:hatsoff:

He'll be here all week, ladies & gentlemen. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I have to say I was seriously dissappointed in the phone call that was played. It started with "I need you to do me a big favor". Turns out he just wanted the chick he was nailing to delete her name from the phone or stop calling or whatever it was.

I was waiting for something they were going to have to censor the hell out of. Tiger let me down .
The thought of "squeaky clean" Tiger talking dirty to a chick just seems like it would be pure gold.

Listen, the dude thought he was above the rest of us average poor sods. A guy once got caught cheating on his wife with a co-worker at my dads work, in a damn closet of all places. What do you think happened to him?

I'm sick of people like Martha Stewart, flagerantly abusing the system (in her case getting rewarded with a new show of all things) and not have to deal with what we have to. Every dog has their day.

 

[om3ga]

Not a good time to be an ad exec for Gillette...



Between Thierry Henry's handball and Tiger's misadventures, they must be shitting themselves over Roger Federer....

 

[Hot Mega]

Listen, the dude thought he was above the rest of us average poor sods. A guy once got caught cheating on his wife with a co-worker at my dads work, in a damn closet of all places. What do you think happened to him?

I'm sick of people like Martha Stewart, flagerantly abusing the system (in her case getting rewarded with a new show of all things) and not have to deal with what we have to. Every dog has their day.

The fuck are you talking about? If you get caught fucking your wife at work you're probably gonna get canned.....What the hell?

The incidents of cheating are rampant period whether you have Tiger's money or not...

Unbelievable!!

 

[Blackronjeremy]

You are right. I will live a thousand years and never understand these rich popular guys who have to get married. If I could have a different woman every week what the fuck would posses me to go pick one and play house for the next 25 years! Marriage is for poor people to pull together their meager resources to make a life for their offspring, when you have tens of millions of dollars, you do not need a second income.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

The fuck are you talking about? If you get caught fucking your wife at work you're probably gonna get canned.....What the hell?

The incidents of cheating are rampant period whether you have Tiger's money or not...

Unbelievable!!

No, it's a double standard. What happens when a guy takes some items from a retail store? Well, he likely faces some pretty serious life-altering changes and may even never be able to be employed again with that sort of mark on their record.

What happened to Martha Stewart, who stole hundreds of thousands? She got out of a weak bid only to be rewarded! Are you that shallow you don't see the double standard in society? Good grief man... Fuckin' rich get richer...:crash:

Fuck Tiger, I hope he pays dearly. Just like Elliot Spitzer, Jim McGreevy and the like.

 

[Blackronjeremy]

If I had his money I will bang all the hottest women in porn. I will even lure the retired ones from the 80s like Christy Canyon and Barbara Dare to come back to fuck me. I will fuck them hard like Max Hardcore.

 

[Jagger69]

You are right. I will live a thousand years and never understand these rich popular guys who have to get married. If I could have a different woman every week what the fuck would posses me to go pick one and play house for the next 25 years! Marriage is for poor people to pull together their meager resources to make a life for their offspring, when you have tens of millions of dollars, you do not need a second income.

Wow. I feel so sorry for you if you actually believe that. Seriously....

 

[Hot Mega]

No, it's a double standard. What happens when a guy takes some items from a retail store? Well, he likely faces some pretty serious life-altering changes and may even never be able to be employed again with that sort of mark on their record.

What happened to Martha Stewart, who stole hundreds of thousands? She got out of a weak bid only to be rewarded! Are you that shallow you don't see the double standard in society? Good grief man... Fuckin' rich get richer...:crash:

Fuck Tiger, I hope he pays dearly. Just like Elliot Spitzer, Jim McGreevy and the like.

Dude your confusing different things. What exactly (in your mind) should Tiger pay for...other than restitution for the damaged fire hydrant...(if that part of the story is even accurate)???

Not even sure why he was cited since the accident happened on private property...

But again, you're confusing too many different things.. If a person is convicted of a theft they face a range of sentences depending on the circumstances. And the consequences to their future employment depends on what kind of employment or endeavors they seek.

Martha Stewart is self employed.

McGreevy resigned in disgrace after being found to have lived a double life...Certainly you don't think Spitzer could continue in his job as state AG credibly after having been linked to and investigated for using a prostitute do you???

You're talking apples and elephants.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Dude your confusing different things. What exactly (in your mind) should Tiger pay for...other than restitution for the damaged fire hydrant...(if that part of the story is even accurate)???

Not even sure why he was cited since the accident happened on private property...

But again, you're confusing too many different things.. If a person is convicted of a theft they face a range of sentences depending on the circumstances. And the consequences to their future employment depends on why kind of employment they seek.

Martha Stewart is self employed.

McGreevy resigned in disgrace after being found to have live a double life...Certainly you don't think Spitzer could continue in his job as state AG credibly after having been linked to and investigated for using a prostitute do you???

You talking apples and elephants.

I'm just under the impression Tiger didn't have to talk to authorities because he didn't want to (because he was rich) and I only have to assume he will get a pass on this cheating stuff too by the Tour because he's their cash cow.

Now, I understand they say he didn't have to talk to authorities, but if that was me...I'd be up shits creek. They would have done knocked my damn door down without any recourse. :2 cents: I see a double standard. You don't, apparently.