Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

[titsrock]

The plot thickens: Waitress Jaimee Grubbs claims torid affair with Tiger amid Uchitel rumors

Is it just me or is it impossible to tell this new babe apart from Rach? I mean Geez Tigers, feel free to mix in a red or a blonde...

If Tiger was dumb enough to commence with a torrid sex affair a couple of weeks before his own tourney was supposed to begin, he's probably dumb enough to leave LOTS of evidence around...photos of them fucking, sex texts, lingerie purchases...etc.

I'm not saying he was going to leave his wife for Rach, but I think he has been sloppy and YOU ALL know what we're waiting for don't you....

Rachel Uchitel walks out on the set of Oprah. She sits down next to the host.

Oprah: So, Rachel, what brings you to my show?

Rachel: I just wanted to deliver a message to Tiger Woods. 'Tiger, you're about to be a father again!'

:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Ugh. Look at the hideous tattoo on the left arm (is it Uchitel and Grubbs are friends?) http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/g...d_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_.html

Was Tiger engaging in menage a trois with these gold diggers I wonder? Oh you naughty boy...:rofl:

 

[titsrock]

:eek: I don't know but I think we can safely assume "there's something rotten in Denmark!"

Picture 5 of Rachel Uchitel is pretty damn hot...I admit she looks a bit more like a WWE Diva in those ones with Jamie...

BUT, we have to assign -1,000,000 PTS to Rachel for even being within 100 miles of Ryan Fucking Seacrest???SERIOUSLY??

I don't think even I could get with a piece of tail after that loser had been with....

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

:eek: I don't know but I think we can safely assume "there's something rotten in Denmark!"

Picture 5 of Rachel Uchitel is pretty damn hot...I admit she looks a bit more like a WWE Diva in those ones with Jamie...

BUT, we have to assign -1,000,000 PTS to Rachel for even being within 100 miles of Ryan Fucking Seacrest???SERIOUSLY??

I don't think even I could get with a piece of tail after that loser had been with....

I can't figure those pictures, because the title is a little misleading, I think. I'm not sure if that's actually Uchitel with the Jaimee in the first few pics or not. The tat' is a total f-ing turn off though, whoever that broad is.

 

[rwill25]

Is it just me or is it impossible to tell this new babe apart from Rach? I mean Geez Tigers, feel free to mix in a red or a blonde...

I think there's a huge difference... but I'll let you figure that one out.


Jamiee Grubbs(left)

Rachel Uchitel

 

[rwill25]

I can't figure those pictures, because the title is a little misleading, I think. I'm not sure if that's actually Uchitel with the Jaimee in the first few pics or not. The tat' is a total f-ing turn off though, whoever that broad is.

Yeah, they are a little misleading. I thought they were both in the first pic.

 

[Rey C.]

BUT, we have to assign -1,000,000 PTS to Rachel for even being within 100 miles of Ryan Fucking Seacrest???SERIOUSLY??

I don't think even I could get with a piece of tail after that loser had been with....

I thought Seacrest was gay. Maybe I'm thinking about the other one, that does the Bravo shows... Andy something. :dunno:

 

[titsrock]

The busty babe with the tattoo sort of looks like the upncoming pornstar Bridgette B. Anyone else see the resemblance?

I assumed Seacrest was a swish, too, and I've eliminated Teri Hatcher from my dream girl island because she actually went out on a real date with that loser.

What does everyone think of Jamiee? I gotta say I'm NOT IMPRESSED with her. She seems, again, PLAIN JANE to me :thefinger

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

What does everyone think of Jamiee? I gotta say I'm NOT IMPRESSED with her. She seems, again, PLAIN JANE to me :thefinger

Yeah, nothing special again here. Tiger must be one insecure dude who never had a date until there were 7 figures in his bank account or something. Mid-life crisis?

I got that kind of money and damn, there would be an endless flood of fuckin' dime pieces getting ran through like the high school football team, at my pad. :crowdgrin

 

[titsrock]

Yeah, nothing special again here. Tiger must be one insecure dude who never had a date until there were 7 figures in his bank account or something. Mid-life crisis?

:yesyes: Yes, I think so. Sounds reasonable to me.

What do you suppose his pickup lines are? Does he just pull out a fat wad of cash and leave a trail of $100s for these women to find? The trail ends in his bed?

Or does he say something like: WOULD YOU EARTH WOMAN COME BACK TO MY HOUSE AND TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES I WILL TAKE MINE OFF AND WE WILL ENGAGE OUR PRIVATE PARTS TO ACTION

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

:yesyes: Yes, I think so. Sounds reasonable to me.

What do you suppose his pickup lines are? Does he just pull out a fat wad of cash and leave a trail of $100s for these women to find? The trail ends in his bed?

Or does he say something like: WOULD YOU EARTH WOMAN COME BACK TO MY HOUSE AND TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES I WILL TAKE MINE OFF AND WE WILL ENGAGE OUR PRIVATE PARTS TO ACTION

:rofl:

In the post I left that started with "the plot thickens" - in that article - it says what he said to Jaimee...something along the lines of "you don't look like you're having too much fun..."; and I can suppose we can all surmise what happened from there (maybe something like, she was starstruck, Tiger dropped a pretty penny that night on her, something like that).

 

[JJRawlings]

listen up people..us rich guys cannot be expected to stay with just 1 woman..we need variety and new blood because of all the pressure we are under,,its gets boring being with the same woman year after year so after awhile we need something new..she just doesnt understand and neither do you guys.

 

[titsrock]

As Tiger's World Turns....

Today's developments are that he admitted to "transgressions"....on his website.

Rachel has been mighty quiet since she fled to LA....I'm waiting for a bombshell to drop from her any day now. Maybe she's planning to drop her bomb during his tourney :thefinger Even if he doesn't show up...the press will be covering that tourney

 

[JJRawlings]

What was the tiggs doin' messin around with the young hostess when he's got this at home !!! :dunno: P: :1orglaugh

Believe me it's impossible to be rich and faithful. When I was just a regular guy I used to vilify entertainers and sport figures for cheating on their wives but when I became very wealthy it became impossible. Just like Tiger Woods, women throw themselves at me all the time. And these beautiful women are more like 9 or 10 on a scale of 10. How will you honestly behave when you have women like Carrie Prejean, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie ...and Cindy Crawford asking to be your girlfriends knowing very well that you have a wife at home ? Life is good.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

As Tiger's World Turns....

Today's developments are that he admitted to "transgressions"....on his website.

Rachel has been mighty quiet since she fled to LA....I'm waiting for a bombshell to drop from her any day now. Maybe she's planning to drop her bomb during his tourney :thefinger Even if he doesn't show up...the press will be covering that tourney

It's true...Tiger's been a bad boy.

Believe me it's impossible to be rich and faithful. When I was just a regular guy I used to vilify entertainers and sport figures for cheating on their wives but when I became very wealthy it became impossible. Just like Tiger Woods, women throw themselves at me all the time. And these beautiful women are more like 9 or 10 on a scale of 10. How will you honestly behave when you have women like Carrie Prejean, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie ...and Cindy Crawford asking to be your girlfriends knowing very well that you have a wife at home ? Life is good.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[rwill25]

You think a guy worth a billion dollars would do better than a waitress named... Jamiee Grubbs? Who the fuck is she?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

listen up people..us rich guys cannot be expected to stay with just 1 woman..we need variety and new blood because of all the pressure we are under,,its gets boring being with the same woman year after year so after awhile we need something new..she just doesnt understand and neither do you guys.

That's hilarious. You sir, are a tool. Go back to your mom’s basement.

If you are rich, you don't say "I am rich". They don’t have to. What kind of jerk off says he is rich on a porn board?

There is no correlation between money and faithfulness.

The only connection is if someone is rich and famous, it is likely to come out in the news

 

[Rey C.]

You think a guy worth a billion dollars would do better than a waitress named... Jamiee Grubbs? Who the fuck is she?

If he was going to step out on a girl as hot as Elin, at least make it total Freaky Deaky! Maybe hook up with Elin's twin sister, Josefin and that girl who was mistaken for Elin in the nude photos: Kim Hiott (?).

Even on the PR front, that would be better if the pics ever got out. Women would be confused and say, "I don't know. That sure looks like his wife. I think they're both just kinky as hell!" And guys wouldn't care if it was his wife or her twin in the threesome.

But jokes aside, I'm with you. I just don't understand why a guy who could have most any girl would go slummin'. More importantly, I don't get people who cheat... male or female. If you're not happy in your marriage or relationship, LEAVE! End it! Why humiliate the person you claim to love? If you're in an open/swinger relationship, that's different. But it sounds like ol' Tiger was just stepping out.

 

[Rey C.]

Believe me it's impossible to be rich and faithful. When I was just a regular guy I used to vilify entertainers and sport figures for cheating on their wives but when I became very wealthy it became impossible. Just like Tiger Woods, women throw themselves at me all the time. And these beautiful women are more like 9 or 10 on a scale of 10. How will you honestly behave when you have women like Carrie Prejean, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie ...and Cindy Crawford asking to be your girlfriends knowing very well that you have a wife at home ? Life is good.

:rofl:

Anybody else ready to support this for Post of the Week? Come on! :nanner:

This one is better than Teddy gettin' jacked by the little boy outside the liquor store.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

If he was going to step out on a girl as hot as Elin, at least make it total Freaky Deaky! Maybe hook up with Elin's twin sister, Josefin and that girl who was mistaken for Elin in the nude photos: Kim Hiott (?).

Even on the PR front, that would be better if the pics ever got out. Women would be confused and say, "I don't know. That sure looks like his wife. I think they're both just kinky as hell!" And guys wouldn't care if it was his wife or her twin in the threesome.

But jokes aside, I'm with you. I just don't understand why a guy who could have most any girl would go slummin'. More importantly, I don't get people who cheat... male or female. If you're not happy in your marriage or relationship, LEAVE! End it! Why humiliate the person you claim to love? If you're in an open/swinger relationship, that's different. But it sounds like ol' Tiger was just stepping out.

Never mind the wife; I feel for the two kids that are going to have to deal with that for the rest of their lives. And who the heck knows what kind of diseases he might have dragged into that home now.

I wonder, did Tiger learn this behavior from father Earl? Maybe Tiger knows things about his late daddy that mom should never want to hear..,Hmmm....

That's hilarious. You sir, are a tool. Go back to your mom’s basement.

If you are rich, you don't say "I am rich". They don’t have to. What kind of jerk off says he is rich on a porn board?

There is no correlation between money and faithfulness.

The only connection is if someone is rich and famous, it is likely to come out in the news

One of my favorite phrases happens to be "money can't buy you happiness." I try to remember that often. Just look at Chris Farley. He bought all kinds of hookers, but they wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire, had he been broke. :tongue: That's why he killed himself, and he had more money than most people on this board combined.