Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

[Bloodshot Scott]

We've got a new source radaronline.com and they are publishing what they claim are sex texts from Tiger to Jaimee Grubbs---chronological mistress #1.

Here's one
Tiger: “I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” one message read. Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”:rofl2::shocked:

Also, Radaronline is claiming they are working on getting more women to come forward...

The current count is 3 mistresses....but maybe Tiger was a much busier lad than we thought?

As TO might say, "Get the popcorn ready..."

Did you guys see or read Jesper Parnivek's blast toward Tiger.."maybe she should've used a driver instead":1orglaugh

Jesper tore him a new one. I think he's one of only a few (players) that have the right considering he let him into his home, introduced Tiger to Elin, and was for their union. I can't wait 'til Jesper and Tiger are paired together in some down-the-road tournament. That could be quite an interesting pairing.

 

[titsrock]

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I really, seriously, believe that Tiger will not win any tournements anywhere next year. I think he will be relentlessly heckled at tourneys. If he blows his top at the first tourney he plays in because of fan heckling, that will just FEED THE FIRE.

The PGA Tour should've put a stop to Tiger's antics over people taking camera photos during his swing or when someone in the gallery's cellphone goes off...Tiger really behaves like an asshole to the public when he competes...it will come back to haunt him this year. :thefinger

 

[Hot Mega]

Jesper tore him a new one. I think he's one of only a few (players) that have the right considering he let him into his home, introduced Tiger to Elin, and was for their union. I can't wait 'til Jesper and Tiger are paired together in some down-the-road tournament. That could be quite an interesting pairing.

Not Jespers business I would say.

 

[titsrock]

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He put Elin in the path of the beast.....his feelings of responsibility are understandable. He also knows (or thought he did) Tiger better than most.

Where is Phil Mickelson in all of this? He must be lighting up a cigar, pouring himself a glass of cognac and laughing his ass off.....

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

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I really, seriously, believe that Tiger will not win any tournements anywhere next year. I think he will be relentlessly heckled at tourneys. If he blows his top at the first tourney he plays in because of fan heckling, that will just FEED THE FIRE.

The PGA Tour should've put a stop to Tiger's antics over people taking camera photos during his swing or when someone in the gallery's cellphone goes off...Tiger really behaves like an asshole to the public when he competes...it will come back to haunt him this year. :thefinger

I'll bet you a positive feedback he shows up on Larry King (or some other forum like Oprah) and plays the victim, apologizes and does his best to administer damage control. :yesyes:



Phil is lovin' this.

 

[titsrock]

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I think he will do a "friendly" ESPN interview or possibly with someone on the Golf Channel. I think he will do this interview after his face has healed up. If he goes on camera with a bunch of cuts and bruises he's going to just invite people to say..."hmm, he really must've fucked up. Look at those bruises. Car accident my ass..."

 

[Hot Mega]

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He put Elin in the path of the beast.....his feelings of responsibility are understandable. He also knows (or thought he did) Tiger better than most.

Where is Phil Mickelson in all of this? He must be lighting up a cigar, pouring himself a glass of cognac and laughing his ass off.....

Elin is a grown woman and can make her own decisions (If some people let her).

Besides....like I keep saying...it's their business...while nothing condones cheating and Tiger has apparently owned up to his blame....we don't know the whole story of their relationship. She could be the "beast". Ever consider that?

Take it from a man who knows....LOOKS AIN'T EVERYTHING and everything that glitters isn't always gold.:2 cents:

 

[Jagger69]

Tiger & Elin's Christmas card....

 

[lovejoy]

Tiger & Elin's Christmas card....

:nanner::hatsoff:

 

[titsrock]

Tiger & Elin's Christmas card....

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

Oh that's the post of the day....maybe the year.:rofl2:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Okay, so I just heard that Uchitel text Tiger the morning (yeah, EARLY morning) that morning he bailed out. So that makes me think Tiger and Elin are in the sack together - Tiger's Blackberry blows up - and Elin is like WTFIT (who the fuck is that?). And that triggers what has now led to the most infamous instance of infidelity in history. That sounds plausible to me.

Oh yeah, nice one Jagger.

 

[JacknCoke]

Tiger & Elin's Christmas card....

Hilarious!

 

[titsrock]

As Tiger's World Turns....TMZ is leading the charge...

It looks like one of Tiger's boyhood pals/now employee was the maestro of the Australian Sex Fest...I mean Australian Masters, of course

Sources say Bryon Bell, a childhood friend and President of Tiger Woods Design, bought a plane ticket for Rachel Uchitel to go to Australia in mid-November to secretly spend time with Tiger.

The ticket was purchased by Bell using a credit card. He also booked a room for Uchitel at the Crown Towers Hotel in Melbourne.

The trip coincided with the Australian Masters -- which Tiger won.

We've learned Bell actually flew with Uchitel to Melbourne and both had rooms at the hotel.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tiger-woods-uses-childhood-friend-as-cover/#ixzz0Yfumc4PW

 

[lechepicha]

Tiger & Elin's Christmas card....

:rofl:
:rofl2:

POTW!! :thumbsup:

 

[MILF Man]

Good for Elin that she kicked this losers ass! Hahahaha! I would have paid money to see her go to town on him with that golf club!!!

:glugglug: :thumbsup:

 

[Blackronjeremy]

Believe me it's impossible to be rich and faithful. When I was just a regular guy I used to vilify entertainers and sport figures for cheating on their wives but when I became very wealthy it became impossible. Just like Tiger Woods, women throw themselves at me all the time. And these beautiful women are more like 9 or 10 on a scale of 10. How will you honestly behave when you have women like Carrie Prejean, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie ...and Cindy Crawford asking to be your girlfriends knowing very well that you have a wife at home ? Life is good.

If this is in fact true, then you are living well. Seems like you have a Hugh Hefner thing going on there. Too bad Hefner is now too old to enjoy his pussies.

 

[jewelcity]

http://bestoftube09.blogspot.com/2009/12/tiger-woods.html

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Getting that grand sum of $80 million (the $5 million she's getting upfront, plus the $75 million in the new pre-nup), however, will require Nordegren to stay with Tiger for another seven years, show up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story.

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/12...dly-to-pay-wife-up-to-80-million-to-stay-wit/

Okay...*scratches head*...what's this all about? I'm telling you, I think there's something more to this story, I really do. Maybe these girls are all just staged to hide something a little more... unacceptable to society. :anonymous :rofl:

 

[titsrock]

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All that means is marriage has been reduced to a percentage of earnings and time limit :dunno:

This kind of complex, sham marriage arrangement will not endear the public to Monsieur Woods...

 

[Sicario]

Tiger & Elin's Christmas card....

It was just a matter of time before some genius created this:

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3891134&postcount=1