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The things you HATE about porn

Lord do we have some picky pricks out there...Just Joking

I don't like cameramen talking. The rest of the shit you all listed don't bother...except background music.
 
hate's probably too strong a word but the knowledge that quite a few girls involved in the business have had a pretty screwed up life and will probably end up more screwed up through their participation.


And many others may come out better. Girls getting paid to do something they enjoyed. Yes girls enjoy sex.
 
I hate it when the girl doesn't fully undress. Like when they just take their tits out of their top or when they have to push their panties over to get the dick in. I also hate when they have loud background music and when they do cowgirl position for a long time and we can't see her tits. Reverse cowgirl is so much better unless she has a nice ass. That is about the only time I like regular cowgirl.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
So, many boring scenes and old people.
Females who will do more than one guy or gangbangs, but not anal. :rolleyes:

Go read a book. :tongue:
 
1. The excessive moaning
2. No tit grabbing, in some scene's it seems like it's a gay man doing a chick, the guy rarely grops her tits!
3. I dislike the fake cocks ie freaks of cock, and that new handjob one.
4. the clothes come off too fast, some people do have sex half dressed!
 
-Oversized bodybuilders who can't keep their mouths shut and moan like a girl when cumming.
-When a party porn shoot is going on that there are always five guys jerking off next to the scene.
-The bad dialogues
 
I hate things which show no respect, like rape, shoking, cursing, vomitting, shitting, things like that. if it's normal, great, beautiful sex, it's wonderfull, not to much beyond that.
 
I don't know if I hate anything about porn (hate is a strong word).

I suppose I could say that I am opposed to exploitation, and thus by extension, I hate the exploitative aspect to pornography.

As far as the medium itself, however, I probably only have minor pet peeves that speak more to my personal preferences than to the actual porn.

1.) If you don't know how to talk dirty, please shut the fuck up. I don't like it when people accidentally say the dumbest things to each other when they are all hot and bothered. If you are too worked up to string a coherent sentence together, just use body language.

2.) Better editing. The people complaining about blow jobs taking too long, and unappealing close-ups, and overall terrible camera work, are absolutely right. I'm not saying it has to win an Oscar for Best Cinematography . . . but Christ: at least make it watchable.

3.) Better performers. I dislike when the people I am watching are obviously not at all interested in the sex they are having. It's even worse when the performers are faking it. I am not interested in being bullshitted while I jack off. I have been to the mountaintop, and I have seen the light (meaning I am a Chloe Nicole fan). If you, as a performer, don't obviously enjoy the sex you are having, the scene is pointless.

4.) Better chemistry. When two performers display a special spark between them, it's magic. When that spark is not there, however, the performance is for shit. Maybe the performers need to get together and hangout the night before, or something. Nothing is worse than watching two total strangers who have barely ever communicated before, attempt to get it on, on camera. It feels less like fantasy, and more like exploitation.
 
guys talking in the background if it's a solo girl scene

i don't get it, its a solo scene with a girl!! no guys hands, no guys asking stupid question. plz just the girl!!!

I agree.I hate the slapping in the face and spitting in mouth.

that shit is wrong! im so happy i get to fuck, i wouldnt wanna ruin it cuz i spit on her or slapped her face, make it somewhat realistic come on!!


good point, i love lesbian porn cus theres no guys . dont get me wrong I enjoy a good amateur pov bj scene, but i dont want to see his face when he is cumming or is fucking her.

thats another thing these porns that are supposed be lesbian and fucking guys show up. wtf is that?? i wanna see two girls trib not blow off douche boy!

when the girl starts licking his asshole... definitely hate that shit

lastly i love to rim a girl, i love watching lesbians rim each other, i fuckng hate seeing girls rimming men. its wrong and no guy should enjoy having there asshole played with!! if you do go do gay porn so i dont ever have to see you

those are my 2 cents:thumbsup:
 
I hate lesbians in straight porn. Can you imagine 2 guys fuckin in the middle of nongay porn? Why should lesbians be in there?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Women who do double vaginal or anal penetration, those 20mins of the cameraman talking to the girl before 5 mins of actual sex takes place. No one wants to hear some douchebag with a blowout and camera compliment on how cute and sexy some girl is and her telling her life story about her first sexual experience. Oh and lately blowjob scenes were women vomit, that is fucking gross.
 
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