The things you HATE about porn

[bizox]

I hate when there is a long ass strip tease and the title or description doesnt say that.

I want those minutes back!

When its suppose to be pussy and anal sex and its like 10 secs of anal, I want to see her squirming she signed up for it.

When the guy and girl really sync up and the dude is yamming the shit out of her pussy and she's loving and the dude gets a signal to ease up from someone behind or including the camera man.

Tear it up!

When its a horrible blow job like what a wife does for a husband to make him shut up and its too fucking long! I want to see her work that dick out.

I would have alot more but I havent ventured around online for porn in 2 whole days. But thats what grinds my gears at porn.

 

[phanto_1985]

One Word : Scat.

 

[Nester6]

Nothing!

 

[shootfighter8]

Other than slapping, fisting, fake moans, bad acting but here's my adds...

the excessive editing and repeating of the same cuts just to make the sex scene last longer of more than 10-15 minutes.

after an anal, close-ups of the gaping butthole.

Ass to vagina

More of a turn-off, IMO...
SF8

 

[bleh50]

Ugh, too many to mention/think of. I think I agree with everything said here though.
Most of it comes down to common sense and respect and that, doesn't it? Both for the performers and us, the viewers.

Oh wellz.

 

[mrtrebus]

The sense of moral desolation it instils in me after I have spent another day in soulless masturbation to this evil addiction. . .

 

[Shifty]

Slapping, spitting, disrespecting women.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Slapping, spitting, disrespecting women.

Absolutely right Shifty. Another thing that really pisses me off; when your watching a squirt flick, and its blatantly obvious that she's getting ready to explode & the stupid fuck with the camera (like there are any intelligent guys in porn) whips the camera around the room like he had no fuckin idea this was going to happen and ends up on the other clueless assholes face, missing the entire fucking point of the exercise. Then 5 minutes later does it all over again. I really hate that.

 

[kingjoeg]

the file size, if only there was no limit on my hardrive

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Any bodily fluids- I don't want to see saliva, vomit, piss, shit or blood.

Gagging- hate it. I can't watch gagging/puking IRL so why would I bate to it on film?

Abuse. Can't stand it. Make love, not war.

Guys faces. Porn guys are nasty. Throw Dermot Mulroney in there and I may change my mind, but until that happens, keep the camera off the dudes face. And his balls too. No one gives a shit about ballsacks.

Girls who make faces like they have to take a shit. Why?

 

[piercedfreak]

i hate story lines in porn.

just get to the sex already!

 

[roronoa3000]

Bukkake and "Cum Swapping": Yuck!!!

 

[bustybbwlover]

when a pornstar won't shut the fuck up...i don't need to hear their yapping through the whole scene also (and i think i mentioned this elsewhere) chick eating guys assholes

 

[gg89]

showing the guy's face - nothing like seeing some other dude's face (and nothing else in the shot) to make me lose interest in a scene.

Oh and those scenes of guys standing around watching... WTF? If there is anything worse than the shoot of the guy's face it is seeing a bunch of idiots sitting around watching. I DON'T CARE!!! If I'm watching some girl jack off or 2 girls going at or whatever, I am not going to be looking aound the room at who else is watching - I am going to be watching the show.

 

[ildanese]

Slapping, spitting, disrespecting women.

Couldn't agree more, that's such a turn-off! :thumbsup:

Things like too fat and ugly guys - thought that was over with back in the 80s but no, you still see ugly guys wearing tennis sox, and monkey carpets on their shoulders.

"Gapping" is another turn-off - be it mouths, asses or pussies.

Bad implants with huge scars is another annoying thing. If the girl has small tits, it's okay, but huge scars on tits really leaves me cold.

Huge tatoos are just ugly. Wear a shirt if you like paint!
...

 

[shimmy2]

i hate story lines in porn.

just get to the sex already!

exactly, i turn the camera on and stick it in her mouth and go from there. no need to overthink things.

 

[freeryan]

3 things.
1. Guys smothering the girl so we can't even see her.
2. I never understould why a hottie would get naked if all she's doing is oral.
3. Women starring at the camera while trying to look sexy. News flash, you're naked, you don't (shouldn't) have to try to act sexy.

 

[Terry Sleeper]

Airbrushing of models.

 

[Frank Grimes]

Male porn stars who talk too much. These guys need to realize that the woman is the star of the scene, not the man. The guy is basically a prop; a meat dildo. The only reason he's there at all is so that male viewers can fantasize about being in his place.

Camera angles where all you can see is the guy's ass and balls. I also hate it when in the middle of a sex scene it suddenly cuts to a close-up of the guy's face.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

knowing that i will never fuck the woman im jerking off to.