The things you HATE about porn

[Dr. Ogba]

I hate when Im enjoying a few milf thumb galleries and I click on one with the Milfhunter in - After I see that guys ugly mug I have to pack up my tools for a while

 

[wolves39]

I want to see women cumming on the guys face. :thumbsup:

 

[JacknCoke]

Cheesy plots
Sweaty dude taint
vag close ups, i want to see the body and face like others
when the woman is a "dead fish"
Insainly fake orgasms. (most are probably fake but some are real cheesy)
I don't mind DP but videos with more guys then holes is a real big problem. ( I would think they would feel weird just standin' around)
Back ground music
Talking Camera men (edit that shit out!!!)

and last but not least by any means...

Max Hardcore - This guy is a criminal I'm glad he is doin time. :thefinger

 

[Galactic]

I cant stand the sound of the camera clicking in a video, its a video not a photo shoot dammit!

showing the guy's face before/during the cumshot, no one wants to see that

when the guy is overly loud when cumming, I can cum silently, every guy can cause we've all jacked off someplace where you needed to be quiet, some moans are fine but come on be quiet!

censored porn, ya we get that its the thing in japan but this isn't japan show it all dammit!

AND MY ALL TIME MOST HATED!!!
when the girl instantly spits out cum that even gets near entering their mouths! AHH they are professional fuckers, if you aren't gonna swallow fine, just dont do that fucking 20 spits for every drop that got in there. If you arent swallowing hold it and spit it all out at once on yourself or even have a camera cut then spit. If I wanted to see a girl spit out cum the instant it touched her mouth id get another blowjob from my ex!


ok but anyone else have something that they hate about porn

I think.....yeah, you said everything I would have said. :hatsoff:

 

[Asfaltatore]

Pornstars who don't do anal.
" who don't swallow

When there are 2+ girls in the video and the director doesn't make them suck both simultaneusly the cock That's ridiculous.

 

[sexarise! chick]

In pictorals, I hate closeups of a single body part. Usually the vagina, but it doesn't matter. I want to see the girl, not count the hairs on her pussy.

LMAO....I hate hairy guys in porn.

 

[drbond]

I hate it when men slap women!

 

[Slay]

I hate that I'm finding it so expensive to make my own

 

[dooney]

Cruel and abrasive "dirty talk" and other disrespectful things. Just irks me.

I agree.I hate the slapping in the face and spitting in mouth.

 

[skeches]

i hate it when dudes talk through out the scene some are funny the rest is just plain aggravating.

 

[iv6789]

I want to see women cumming on the guys face.

Check out pretty much any squirt video with guys in it. Squirt in my Gape 2 has probably all you could want of girls cumming all over guys/girls.

Things that annoy me:

Slapping/disrespect of a girl. I'm not a masogynist, and nor do I want my porn actors to pretend to be.

Gagging/puking. Probably goes more with the one above. Although Ashley Blue gagging herself was a little hot.

I think the guy's name is Mick Blue. Just a retard in all the videos I've seen. No disrespect to real retards.

Anal creampies. Okay, this is a borderline. I like ACs, but not when the girl farts them out afterward/and or eats it afterward. I'd hate to know how many of them get sick after these scenes. No amount of colon cleansing will get all the e.coli out.

Harry buttholes. Guys or gals. You're in porn! Especially in an HD world, you'd think you'd get that shit taken care of.

 

[TheOnlyOne69]

men

 

[sexdog121]

O and those fake cumshots out of an obviously fake dildo, its so stupid

Yes.
But also the constant demand for anal. You have a hot dripping pussy and you want to but it in the ass

 

[excitedlybored]

background music , that sucks

 

[jirafaman]

Girls are almost nude at the beggining of every scene... I need more tease, and of course men; I hate them.

 

[freeryan]

1. Maybe not hate but I don't see the point of cock sucking to waist 10 minutes of the scene.
2. Guys just covering the girl while fucking so I can't see shit but his asshole and balls.
3. Pointless use of telling the guy or girl what to do when they are doing it. Like "Fuck me". I know they're trying to entertain but damn.
4. I've seen some scenes where the camera avoids any part of the womans body and constantly filming her face and breasts.
Besides that, I love it!

 

[nightowl]

hate's probably too strong a word but the knowledge that quite a few girls involved in the business have had a pretty screwed up life and will probably end up more screwed up through their participation.

 

[lechepicha]

when the girl starts licking his asshole... definitely hate that shit

 

[gotham123]

men

aye!:thumbsup:

and bg music

 

[ezteban]

I hate the fact I am not the luck dude who makes love to those lovely pornstars !!!!!