The things you HATE about porn

[luis1972]

to pay for it

 

[tudor24]

Bad camera work and the over use of the close up where half the screen is filled with some guys hairy ass. Porn is at its best when the camera, during the whole scene is being used to exploit the beauty of a woman while she gets fucked. There is more to it than 25 mins of closeups of a cock pounding a hole.

 

[ikizido]

When they show the ugly guy's face.

 

[ArthurTurner]

- The peanut gallery talking in the background. Shut the f**k up!
- Music in porn. Not while they're fucking, please.
- Spitting on a cock or into a vagina.Who the hell got the idea that it was erotic?
- Not enough beds. Seems like two-thirds of the scenes are done on couches.
- Gonzo porn in general. It's not erotic. It's like cartoons for perverts.
- Bad camera work. Some of these guys cannot keep a camera still.
- Audition-style, casting couch series. We all know most of those girls are pros. Do away with the idea.
- Ultra closeup shots. Sometimes it's nice to see a panoramic view of two complete bodies instead of some guy's dick moving back and forth.
- Ordinarily I don't like slapping and and strangling women, but it can be done erotically. Not many performers do it well, though.
- IR fans harassing or disparaging girls who don't do IR and those who hate IR harassing or disparaging those who do. Let them make up their own minds.
- Anal fans badgering girls who haven't done anal. Give it a rest.
- Ghetto or gangsta stereotypes in IR porn -- and racism in the industry in general.
- White girls passing themselves off as Latina or even Asian.
- Girls barely past college age classified as "mature" and girls who are not mothers classified as MILFs.
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[Mr_Stiffy]

Members of forums bumping threads that have been dead for four years.

 

[ArthurTurner]

Members of forums bumping threads that have been dead for four years.

Sorry about that. Perhaps there's a way Freeones can lock a thread that's been inactive for a year.

 

[cornytone]

When the guy is grunting or when the camera decides to pan on the dude sexing the lady. I came here to watch the lady not you dude.

 

[essexy]

Too many sweaty guys more sweaty girls please

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The fact that it's so boring pirates now wear two eye patches.

"Y'arrrrrr! Aye, more of the same! At least I won't injure myself with this hook anymore!"

 

[Captaingault]

Too much editing
Brazzers and their oiling and taking showers girls, get into the action after a little talking
Pornstars wearing religious symbols.
Girls getting fucked and they're head is somewhere else.
Editing, editing, editing, if a guy came during the scene it is not wrong

 

[Bribi1]

- a camera guy talking, telling what to do
- seeing the guy too much
- a guy making more noises than the girl
- shitty music that covers the girl's noises
- when the guy just finishes himself with the girl waiting (which happens like 85% of the time... The girl jerks or blows and the guy just does the 10 last seconds by himself...)

 

[cestmoi2010]

2 things:

#1) Cowgirl shot from behind her. One of the very best things about sex is seeing her facial reactions - especially in Cowgirl. I wish they would shoot stuff from the Guy's P.O.V. so we can see her facial and body reactions because that is what is best about Sex

#2) Guy says he is cumming. He pulls out, she gets on her knees...............and then he spends the next 45 seconds jerking his cock until he cums. Dude - if you are getting ready to blow........BLOW! Don't say "I'm cumming" and then spend the next 30+ seconds jerking your cock so you can cum

 

[hedonis]

Unless a thread was particularly horrid or dull, why not bump them after they have been inactive a while? Better than starting four new threads on it.

 

[BusterLoads]

In professional porn, I hate:
lack of chemistry between performers
when the girl makes way too much noise
when the guy makes way too much noise
when the girl constantly has to look at the camera
reverse cowgirl
spoon position
pile driver
anal sex
pussy eating
extreme close ups
watching a guy jerk off forever when he cums
masturbation scenes
lesbian scenes
group scenes
"plastic" looking women with 10 pounds of make up on
any sort of BDSM
rough sex; I like a really good pounding but not slapping, spitting, etc.
bad acting (I guess this can go with lack of chemistry)
POV angles

In amateur porn, I hate:
bad camera angles
bad video quality
POV angles
bad sex (no hard pounding)
unattractive couples

 

[raiden594]

3) Racism (toward starlets in the industry, on messageboards, et. al)

2) Cameras placing too much emphasis on a guy's dick! I didn't tune in to see his dick! Yes, I know he's fucking her and the dick is co-starring in the flick, but we don't need to spend an exorbitant amount of time watching it, do we? Just enough to know that yes, he has penetrated is enough.

.... and number one....

ANY AND EVERY SCENE WITH WESLEY PIPES! If you have to ask, then do some research. This may be the sole reason some of these black beauties are shying away from just teasing us on ATK Exotics and not giving us the please of watching them fuck and subliminally joining in.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Members of forums bumping threads that have been dead for four years.

better bumping an old thread than create 50 new for the same question

showing the guy's face before/during the cumshot, no one wants to see that

yeah that was very often in the 90's porn, you're enjoying the scene with a good handjob and then... WTF! go away! never understand why they fucked up every scenes

censored porn, ya we get that its the thing in japan but this isn't japan show it all dammit!

i never understand why they do that maybe they 'self conscious' (i don't if is the good word?) about their penis size :dunno: anyway i don't see the interest to make porn if you can't see anything!
and goddamn Hitomi Tanaka :crying:

Music in porn. Not while they're fucking, please.

agreed is definitely a turn off for me, i like to ear the lady voice not the crappy music!

Bad camera work. Some of these guys cannot keep a camera still.

oh yeah and that bangbros guy who just can't shut is fucking mouth i hate that guy! :hairpull:

i would add glory holes, that sucks! not glamourous at all
german movies you know when they pissing on the lady face at the end, disgusting & disrespectful!
ugly chicks (i won't tell names.)
the performers who talk too much (especially when they use words like sweet jesus )

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reverse cowgirl
spoon position
pile driver
anal sex
pussy eating
extreme close ups
rough sex
POV angles

in others words you hate all the best things! :1orglaugh

 

[adultuser10]

better bumping an old thread than create 50 new for the same question


yeah that was very often in the 90's porn, you're enjoying the scene with a good handjob and then... WTF! go away! never understand why they fucked up every scenes


i never understand why they do that maybe they 'self conscious' (i don't if is the good word?) about their penis size :dunno: anyway i don't see the interest to make porn if you can't see anything!
and goddamn Hitomi Tanaka :crying:


agreed is definitely a turn off for me, i like to ear the lady voice not the crappy music!


oh yeah and that bangbros guy who just can't shut is fucking mouth i hate that guy! :hairpull:

i would add glory holes, that sucks! not glamourous at all
german movies you know when they pissing on the lady face at the end, disgusting & disrespectful!
ugly chicks (i won't tell names.)
the performers who talk too much (especially when they use words like sweet jesus )

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in others words you hate all the best things! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh To each his own!

Under the carpet, under the rug from this mature content we must at times... hush hush! :shhh:

 

[BusterLoads]

in others words you hate all the best things! :1orglaugh

What can I say? I'm very 'vanilla,' and everything extra is just a distraction to me imo.

I forgot to mention that I really hate a lot of edits/cuts in a scene, fake tits, thin girls, fat girls, and probably some other shit.

 

[fungusshoe]

TOO MUCH blow job action. The 5 or 10 minutes of cock sucking is way to much and it makes me think girls edit the shoot thionk guys would enjoy blow job action on film. We might like them but let me see fucking.

One or 2 minutes for an hour or 45 minutes of a sex scene is enough all ready. Ball sucking is ok but briefly it is all the same and bores me to death as the girl is not cumming or reacting in any way.
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I like to see orgasms even fake ones as long as she does not tell me they are fake

 

[thatbigsecret]

No passion, don't get me wrong rougher angry sex is fine in context, but I enjoy legimate chemistry or at least fun.
Anal has never been my thing so ATM-ing is far from a turn on personally.
I love intelligent women and met a girl who did amateur stuff a year or so ago and she had a PHD. Changing up the air headed, innocent girl thing would be sweet